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Racism is of course, never acceptable.

But jeez, that music is enough to make a person hate bears.
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Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

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"People can educate themselves on the situation that they're facing today," (Cosby's PR Rep) Wyatt tells Rolling Stone of the planned events. "Laws are changing. Statute of limitations are being amended. It's important to educate people that you could be at a baseball game and it could be crowded and a young man could try to squeeze through and accidentally touch a young lady's butt or breast by mistake and that could be considered sexual assault. It's imperative that we educate people that want to be educated."
This really should be in the "What The Fuck Is Wrong With People" thread.
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If those words come out of your mouth, you should just be removed from society.
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“One of [Blues Traveler’s] fans was threatening to call the Zetas on me, to send them to my house,” Rutherford said. “What gang member is like, ‘I better head to Kentucky because this guy is giving Blues Traveler shit?’”
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Johnny Carwash wrote:

“One of [Blues Traveler’s] fans was threatening to call the Zetas on me, to send them to my house,” Rutherford said. “What gang member is like, ‘I better head to Kentucky because this guy is giving Blues Traveler shit?’”

The Blues Traveler star became more hostile recently, however, when a bot that posts random segments of Rutherford’s previous tweets created a nonsense sentence that happened to have Popper’s name in it.
Rutherford’s bot, which tweets under the name @assbott, gained notoriety in the summer of 2016 when a friend who created the bot programmed it to instantly tweet back each time Donald Trump posted on Twitter.
Followers of the then-Republican nominee would often reply to @assbott several times before realizing they were arguing with a robot that mostly tweeted jumbled sentences about baseball and professional wrestling.
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That whole story is completely fucking bonkers if you ask me. Strange days....
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Death Wish Coffee recalls cold brew cans due to potentially deadly toxin concerns

I've had their coffee. It's pretty good. But I don't get caffeine tremors from it (or any coffee) like they make it sound like.
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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Wonder if that guy is going to say the cops did it. And I wonder if that’s true.
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sancarlos wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:52 pm
Wonder if that guy is going to say the cops did it. And I wonder if that’s true.
I have a toonie that says the cops did it. I think I heard once that a person can't injure themself that way.
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
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(man... that's from almost 5 years ago)
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(Saucony) has teamed up with Dunkin’ Donuts to create an orange and magenta-infused version of its Kinvara 9 in anticipation of the Boston Marathon. The collaboration honors the “symbiotic relationship between running, coffee and donuts,” according to a press release.

“The Saucony X Dunkin’ Kinvara 9 celebrates the joy, determination and delicious obsession of runners everywhere with a sense of playfulness that’s true to the heart and soul of both brands,” Amanda Reiss, chief marketing officer of Saucony, said in the release.

The Dunkin’ Donuts logo can be found on each shoe’s tongue, the Saucony logos are enhanced with a coffee-bean print, and “America Runs on Dunkin'” is printed along the reflective stripe on each heel. A strawberry-frosted doughnut sits on the heel of each of the shoes, surrounded by sprinkles. To top it off, the sockliners feature images of Dunkin’ Donuts hot and iced coffee.
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So, with that new knowledge in mind, you should get a spot about a mile beyond the start of the marathon and set up a table giving away free doughnuts and coffee to runners. I'm sure you'll have lots of takers!
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sancarlos wrote: Tue Mar 27, 2018 12:38 pm So, with that new knowledge in mind, you should get a spot about a mile beyond the start of the marathon and set up a table giving away free doughnuts and coffee to runners. I'm sure you'll have lots of takers!
Well, I don't know about coffee but there really is a correlation between runners/running and donuts.
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