Real or The Onion?
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:14 am
The Swamp
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Real or The Onion?
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Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:35 pm
That's some dedication. He 'roided up for games he wasn't even participating in.
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 3:53 pm
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 5:28 pm
Did they make it to the other side?
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:46 pm
Of all people, Steve, I expected you to have some sympathy...Steve of phpBB wrote:Did they make it to the other side?
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:28 pm
Why, were the chickens on bikes?The Sybian wrote:Of all people, Steve, I expected you to have some sympathy...Steve of phpBB wrote:Did they make it to the other side?
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:44 pm
Straight as boom.DSafetyGuy wrote:Why, were the chickens on bikes?The Sybian wrote:Of all people, Steve, I expected you to have some sympathy...Steve of phpBB wrote:Did they make it to the other side?
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 6:07 am
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 1:59 pm
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 5:37 am
Well, it looks like BOTH. (This is from 2008.)
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:39 am
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 10:52 am
"Recently insured man can't wait to get out there and start injuring himself." Best ad ever.
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 2:52 pm
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:33 am
Michigan man throws a party
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:00 am
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 9:34 am
I honestly can't tell if that's real or not.rass wrote:Buzzfeed hires Clickhole editor
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 8:19 am
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 8:39 am
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 5:20 pm
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 5:54 pm
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:05 pm
Do people who browse Uproxx have such delicate sensibilities that they can't handle seeing the word "shit" in print?
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:26 pm
That was a close second in my list of favorite things about that article.Johnny Carwash wrote:Do people who browse Uproxx have such delicate sensibilities that they can't handle seeing the word "shit" in print?
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 1:04 pm
Christmas At Home With The Family Ruined By Family
(Irish Onion equivalent)RESEARCHERS at the International Research Institute of Studies for International Research Studies have confirmed that the vast majority of Christmases spent at home with the family is absolutely fucking ruined by families.
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 1:24 pm
Auburn woman files federal case against all homosexuals
An Auburn woman calling herself an ambassador for God and his son, Jesus Christ, filed a federal lawsuit Friday against all homosexuals.
Sylvia Driskell, 66, said in the suit that she is petitioning the U.S. District Court of Omaha to be heard "in the matter of homosexuality. Is homosexuality a sin, or not a sin?"
In a seven-page letter framed as a lawsuit, she cited Bible passages that described homosexuality as an abomination and against nature, and she said never before has the nation or the state been "besiege(d) by sin."
"Will all the judges of this nation judge God to be a lier [sic]?" Driskell asked.
She said she petitioned the court because she feels it imperative to stand up for the moral principles on which the nation was founded.
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 1:35 pm
You should cross-post this to the politics thread, Carson or Huckabee may have found their VP.Jerloma wrote:Auburn woman files federal case against all homosexuals
An Auburn woman calling herself an ambassador for God and his son, Jesus Christ, filed a federal lawsuit Friday against all homosexuals.
Sylvia Driskell, 66, said in the suit that she is petitioning the U.S. District Court of Omaha to be heard "in the matter of homosexuality. Is homosexuality a sin, or not a sin?"
In a seven-page letter framed as a lawsuit, she cited Bible passages that described homosexuality as an abomination and against nature, and she said never before has the nation or the state been "besiege(d) by sin."
"Will all the judges of this nation judge God to be a lier [sic]?" Driskell asked.
She said she petitioned the court because she feels it imperative to stand up for the moral principles on which the nation was founded.
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 1:43 pm
or at least their attorney general
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 1:48 pm
Like.howard wrote:or at least their attorney general
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 1:49 pm
I'm not a lawyer, and I'm completely partial to the female form in matters of sexual attraction, but I would actually pay $ for the opportunity to represent the defense if that thing ever went to court.
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 9:10 pm
Bud
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Light
Lime
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Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Thu May 21, 2015 8:54 am
To the Craft Beer Thread! It has to be better than the Bud Strawber-ita.rass wrote:Bud
Light
Lime
Lemonade
-arita
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 8:02 am
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 8:36 am
Whatever, this guy did the same thing a few months back:Johnny Carwash wrote:91-year-old man fulfills his lifelong dream of driving through a garage door
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Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:27 am
Actual African guy politely explains why he and his people don't particularly give a shit if a lion dies.
In my village in Zimbabwe, surrounded by wildlife conservation areas, no lion has ever been beloved, or granted an affectionate nickname. They are objects of terror.
The American tendency to romanticize animals that have been given actual names and to jump onto a hashtag train has turned an ordinary situation — there were 800 lions legally killed over a decade by well-heeled foreigners who shelled out serious money to prove their prowess — into what seems to my Zimbabwean eyes an absurdist circus.
PETA is calling for the hunter to be hanged. Zimbabwean politicians are accusing the United States of staging Cecil’s killing as a “ploy” to make our country look bad. And Americans who can’t find Zimbabwe on a map are applauding the nation’s demand for the extradition of the dentist, unaware that a baby elephant was reportedly slaughtered for our president’s most recent birthday banquet.
We Zimbabweans are left shaking our heads, wondering why Americans care more about African animals than about African people.
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:48 am
He sure understands Americans; he must've paid attention the five years he lived in the US.
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 8:56 am
there is some valid internal logic to that. but still
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 12:41 pm
I wouldn't be remotely surprised if the Onion article was the source of the idea within Carson's camp. I would think refusing to let them into the US based on misguided racist beliefs would color their judgment of the US, but what do I know.howard wrote:there is some valid internal logic to that. but still
Re: Real or The Onion?
Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:14 pm
This Is Enough To Make Me A Huckabee Supporter
$67,000 a year to send your kid to kindergarten. Oberlin.
$67,000 a year to send your kid to kindergarten. Oberlin.