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Re: Random Politics

Post by Johnnie » Tue Oct 20, 2020 9:51 pm

He's clearly never been on a military base. Lower enlisted has been marrying them for years.
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Re: Random Politics

Post by A_B » Tue Oct 20, 2020 9:52 pm

He's just looking for an excuse to go fuck a cow.
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Re: Random Politics

Post by DaveInSeattle » Tue Oct 20, 2020 11:40 pm

sancarlos wrote:
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Amedia warned that failure to do so would result in an America where “animalism” is accepted and “somebody can marry a cow and have perverse sex with them.”
As opposed to regular, normal sex with them.

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Re: Random Politics

Post by P.D.X. » Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:53 am

Ever tried to missionary a cow?

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Re: Random Politics

Post by mister d » Wed Oct 21, 2020 8:20 am

I considered a moo-ssionary joke last night but I couldn't get it worded right and also it was upsetting.
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Re: Random Politics

Post by rass » Wed Oct 21, 2020 8:23 am

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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.

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Re: Random Politics

Post by DSafetyGuy » Wed Oct 21, 2020 3:47 pm

“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”

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Re: Random Politics

Post by mister d » Wed Oct 21, 2020 3:54 pm

Where are all my impeachment-era "Dems can't drive polling" posters at?!?
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Re: Random Politics

Post by Johnnie » Wed Oct 21, 2020 3:56 pm

It's not that both sides are the same. They're just similar.

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Re: Random Politics

Post by Joe K » Wed Oct 21, 2020 3:58 pm

Most progressive candidate ever!


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Re: Random Politics

Post by sancarlos » Thu Oct 22, 2020 5:41 pm

Hey, Chedda!
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Re: Random Politics

Post by govmentchedda » Thu Oct 22, 2020 6:34 pm

Unfortunately too late for a Big Evil escort. The offer does make me want to vote twice though.
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Re: Random Politics

Post by Johnnie » Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:04 am

Pack the fucking court.

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Re: Random Politics

Post by Johnnie » Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:09 am

This race in particular annoys the fuck out of me:

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/20 ... rolina/11/

Retired Air Force colonel Morris Davis is losing to a 25 year old fucking nobody.
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Re: Random Politics

Post by mister d » Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:26 am

25 year old fucking nobody racist, you mean.
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Re: Random Politics

Post by Johnnie » Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:27 am

Yes. Yes I do.
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Re: Random Politics

Post by A_B » Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:28 am

Should start doing attack ads about not standing for the anthem or some shit.


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Re: Random Politics

Post by Johnnie » Fri Oct 23, 2020 1:58 pm

Back when I first got an Instagram I of course started following hot CrossFit chicks. Little did I know I followed his fiancee. What a weird coincidence.

https://instagram.com/cristina_bae4?igshid=7tp76z8lwfdu
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Re: Random Politics

Post by A_B » Fri Oct 23, 2020 2:06 pm

I didn't vote for him, but I think it's reasonable that people would want to know why Mitch McConnell looks like a walking fucking corpse lately. His hands are completely purple (which isn't uncommon if he's had some kind of IV, but I think it's reasonable to ask what's the issue.)

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Re: Random Politics

Post by A_B » Fri Oct 23, 2020 2:08 pm

Also, I have to hand it to McGrath. She has been very aggressive in ads lately. And while she still leans too much into the fighter pilot stuff, she is portraying a better image than three months ago. I think the scare from Booker caused them to switch things up.
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Re: Random Politics

Post by Nonlinear FC » Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:04 pm

Is that photo for real??

WTactualF?
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Re: Random Politics

Post by EnochRoot » Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:24 pm

Nonlinear FC wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:04 pm
Is that photo for real??

WTactualF?
Yeah, the photos are real.

Probably has something to do with the triple bypass he had twenty years ago.

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Re: Random Politics

Post by Steve of phpBB » Fri Oct 23, 2020 4:00 pm

EnochRoot wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:24 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:04 pm
Is that photo for real??

WTactualF?
Yeah, the photos are real.

Probably has something to do with the triple bypass he had twenty years ago.
God, I want him to drop dead so badly right now.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Re: Random Politics

Post by sancarlos » Fri Oct 23, 2020 4:20 pm

EnochRoot wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:24 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:04 pm
Is that photo for real??

WTactualF?
Yeah, the photos are real.

Probably has something to do with the triple bypass he had twenty years ago.
My father had a double bypass 30 years ago and his hands look fine.
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Re: Random Politics

Post by A_B » Fri Oct 23, 2020 5:10 pm

Oh I think he’s had some kind of recent iv to cause it. Maybe routine. But weird.
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Re: Random Politics

Post by GoodKarma » Fri Oct 23, 2020 5:12 pm

My Dad's lower legs look like McConnell's hands...I thought it was circulation issue
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Re: Random Politics

Post by Johnnie » Fri Oct 23, 2020 5:35 pm

That looks way worse than circulation issues. Kinda looks like his hands are decaying and are going to fall off.

That, or he's turning into Grimace.

Tots and pears, you problematic turtle.
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Re: Random Politics

Post by Ryan » Fri Oct 23, 2020 5:38 pm

Violet Noregard
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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Re: Random Politics

Post by The Sybian » Fri Oct 23, 2020 5:57 pm

Johnnie wrote:
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That, or he's turning into Grimace.

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Re: Random Politics

Post by duff » Fri Oct 23, 2020 6:23 pm

It is his lips that disturb me. Almost blue. Kentucky governor is Democrat, right?
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Re: Random Politics

Post by EnochRoot » Fri Oct 23, 2020 6:31 pm

sancarlos wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 4:20 pm
EnochRoot wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:24 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:04 pm
Is that photo for real??

WTactualF?
Yeah, the photos are real.

Probably has something to do with the triple bypass he had twenty years ago.
My father had a double bypass 30 years ago and his hands look fine.
My bad. It was a heart removal transplant.

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Re: Random Politics

Post by Shirley » Fri Oct 23, 2020 10:23 pm

A_B wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 2:06 pm
I didn't vote for him, but I think it's reasonable that people would want to know why Mitch McConnell looks like a walking fucking corpse lately. His hands are completely purple (which isn't uncommon if he's had some kind of IV, but I think it's reasonable to ask what's the issue.)

Looks like he killed a horcrux.
Totally Kafkaesque

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Re: Random Politics

Post by L-Jam3 » Sat Oct 24, 2020 8:06 am

Counterpoint: he IS the horcrux.
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Re: Random Politics

Post by MaxWebster » Sat Oct 24, 2020 2:34 pm

this got a literal spittake from me. nice.
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Re: Random Politics

Post by mister d » Sun Oct 25, 2020 4:49 pm

If I’m not around next time someone shits on me or someone else for not supporting the Dem establishment, please link them back to this:
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Re: Random Politics

Post by A_B » Sun Oct 25, 2020 4:57 pm

Company that we used for our expense reports sent out a global email to all users about voting for Biden. Apparently we cancelled them today.
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Re: Random Politics

Post by sancarlos » Sun Oct 25, 2020 7:31 pm

A_B wrote:
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Company that we used for our expense reports sent out a global email to all users about voting for Biden. Apparently we cancelled them today.
Pro Biden or Con Biden?
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Re: Random Politics

Post by A_B » Sun Oct 25, 2020 7:41 pm

sancarlos wrote:
Sun Oct 25, 2020 7:31 pm
A_B wrote:
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Company that we used for our expense reports sent out a global email to all users about voting for Biden. Apparently we cancelled them today.
Pro Biden or Con Biden?
Unabashedly and amazingly pro Biden.

Eta: amazing in its IDGAF attitude.
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Re: Random Politics

Post by Giff » Mon Oct 26, 2020 9:33 am

mister d wrote:
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If I’m not around next time someone shits on me or someone else for not supporting the Dem establishment, please link them back to this:
A deleted tweet?
Muh.

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Re: Random Politics

Post by mister d » Mon Oct 26, 2020 10:46 am

Yes. And it was that bad. Find Schumer's deletion from around 5:00 yesterday.
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