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Story is that some guys in a bar in Russia were persistently hitting on a woman in a bar. Bad move, her husband is a pro boxer.

Action starts around :40, watch the guy at the start who the fat guy is trying to calm down.

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The Cigarette Ashes result in a very cool visual effect...Call Hollywood STAT
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whoopos missed
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Matt Niskanen of the Caps just crushes Laughton
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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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got the silver though
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took place in maryland and would have guessed MD dads based on the accents...but nope NJ pride
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Maryland upset top ranked ucla in overtime...but watch this
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High school football players intentionally destroy a ref.

[media]http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/sec-fo ... t-referee/[/media]

Methinks these boys are in a world of trouble.
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BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
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It's very rare for a play to happen in sports that I think is legitimate legal assault. That's clearly one right there. Those kids need to be charged. And both of them should be analyzed to see if they need professional help, because that's some fucked up behavior right there.
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Since two guys jumped the official, it appears pre-meditated. One has to wonder if a coach was involved in planning the attack.
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sancarlos wrote:Since two guys jumped the official, it appears pre-meditated. One has to wonder if a coach was involved in planning the attack.

This would be my suspicion.
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Shirley wrote:It's very rare for a play to happen in sports that I think is legitimate legal assault. That's clearly one right there. Those kids need to be charged. And both of them should be analyzed to see if they need professional help, because that's some fucked up behavior right there.
Agreed. There's no way the coach didn't have a part in this. A good friend of mine went hunting with an assistant of the other team and said the John Jay players started getting chippy as soon as Marble Falls took the lead. The JJ coaches apologized after the game, but the MF guys were wondering why they let it continue as long as they did.
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I don't think you'd need coaches to coordinate that. Apparently two JJ players had been ejected just a few minutes earlier. Those guys could easily have set that up in the defensive huddle. I have a much easier time believing two pissed off, stupid high-school kids thought that was a good idea than a coach.
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Rousey gets KTFO!

Rousey had been getting her ass kicked (punny) all night. Holm stayed away and landed jabs and hooks and got out before Rousey could grab hold.
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The internet turned on Rousey with a quickness all of a sudden. I didn't realize it was on last night nor do I follow UFC close under any circumstance, but people were all over Rousey these last couple months. Not anymore.
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I gotta say, that sport sickens me.

BUT - always nice to see a purely hyped "personality" go down in flames. Because of my feelings bout UFC, it was very irritating to see the way this woman was hyped up into something approaching mega-stardom.

Posted early Saturday...

http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/niel ... ial-111415
It all totals up to show that Rousey is not only becoming a superstar in her own sport, but she's crossing pop cultural boundaries and beginning to compete with athletes in extremely visible sports like football and basketball as well.

Considering she shows viability to sponsors comparable to LeBron James and Danica Patrick, Rousey will likely only continue to add major endorsements over the next year as she begins appearing in several movies as well as her career in the UFC.
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Heh. She basically predicted how she'd lose on Jimmy Fallon a couple months ago:

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Unlucky..
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Funniest New Zealand Kick Boxing knockout you will ever see,

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So I know this is going around the interweb but ouch and amazing he still has his teeth. Guy who got hit is a Duke grad (played a fifth year at Bryant because of extra eligibility from the Duke Lax Incident)
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Here's the finish of the Kimbo Slive vs. DADA fight last night.

https://vine.co/v/ir7HI1hMMQ9

As someone wrote on Twitter, Slice got the win via a Ric Flair flop.

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I think this knock out might win the thread.
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He kept the ball. Impressive.
Totally Kafkaesque
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Cyclocross Style
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WTF is this? ^^^

Did you find this on The Ocho?
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BSF21 wrote:WTF is this? ^^^

Did you find this on The Ocho?
Cyclocross is a growing brand of cycle racing (but goes back to the 1900s). Primarily raced in winter (i.e. offseason for road cycling). Huge in Belgium but in the US it is growing (they had a big races in Vegas and Kentucky last week). The type of racing is fun. A hybrid between a road and mountain bike race. Riders race on a course for a set period of time (i.e. do loops for 60 minutes). The courses are typically covered with mud, sand, stairs, and hurdles. So racers have to dismount and remount during the lap). If there is not snow, rain, mud, the race is considered a bit of a downer.

Fans typically view these as a beer festival with a bike race going on (Belgium).

oh and the video was linked on Bike Snob NYC (http://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/) on a post that started with this.
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wlu_lax6 wrote:Cyclocross Style
I was wondering why they don't bunny hop the barrier, then I saw this


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The Sybian wrote:
wlu_lax6 wrote:Cyclocross Style
I was wondering why they don't bunny hop the barrier, then I saw this


This is almost better than "guys falling down on skateboards"!
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Watching the extended jams clip, I may be mistaken, but I believe Joe-aaaay is featured at the beginning AND the end.
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