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I am so bad at smoking weed, I am not sure if I have gotten high from this bag of sativa weed I bought (legally, yay WA) I grind it up, put it in the pipe, light it, inhale, hold it for a sec, and exhale and wait...

Like I feel better..ish? but this sativa is nothing like the indica i've had where I can obviously tell I am about to melt into the couch.
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blundercrush wrote:I am so bad at smoking weed, I am not sure if I have gotten high from this bag of sativa weed I bought (legally, yay WA) I grind it up, put it in the pipe, light it, inhale, hold it for a sec, and exhale and wait...

Like I feel better..ish? but this sativa is nothing like the indica i've had where I can obviously tell I am about to melt into the couch.
i usually inhale, then rtry to force air into my lungs deeper in my chest, and hold it for as long as i can possibly go, then exhale, and try to recatch the smoke with a quick inhale. it takes some practice but it gets you more bang for your buck. unfortunately ill be dead before texas legalizes, so i dont get to try the delicious edibles and candies and baked goods and different strains you do...id kill to find some kind of weed that helps with back pain, and id do unseemly shit for a strain that helped my chronic insomnia...god to sleep more than two hours in a stretch would be heaven
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@TT seriously a strong batch of indica doesn't put you on your ass? damn man. sorry. I definitely took too much of an indica edible a couple times and passed the fuck out. still was more of a nap than a full sleep though.
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blundercrush wrote:@TT seriously a strong batch of indica doesn't put you on your ass? damn man. sorry. I definitely took too much of an indica edible a couple times and passed the fuck out. still was more of a nap than a full sleep though.
it might. i dont have a dealer who knows the difference and can tell me what kind to buy...i rarely indulge so maybe the few times ive smoked have been sativas
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Just paid $5,500 for a boob job for my wife. Prorated over the next 12-15 years that's only about a buck a day. Should be worth every penny.
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They're that cheap these days?
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Johnnie wrote:They're that cheap these days?
Yeah, at a really reputable surgeon too in Summerlin. I was as shocked as the next guy (and it was her idea though all of her friends have had it done). That includes a free shot of Botox too as a throw-in.
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Johnnie wrote:They're that cheap these days?
Yeah, at a really reputable surgeon too in Summerlin. I was as shocked as the next guy (and it was her idea though all of her friends have had it done). That includes a free shot of Botox too as a throw-in.
That's wild. I was still under the impression it was 5 figures at least. My girlfriend wants them. Of course we are still a ways off from anything resembling marriage, but I'd rather buy her boobs than a ring any day.
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Johnnie wrote:They're that cheap these days?
Yeah, at a really reputable surgeon too in Summerlin. I was as shocked as the next guy (and it was her idea though all of her friends have had it done). That includes a free shot of Botox too as a throw-in.
That's wild. I was still under the impression it was 5 figures at least. My girlfriend wants them. Of course we are still a ways off from anything resembling marriage, but I'd rather buy her boobs than a ring any day.
Her surgery isn't for a couple of weeks, but from what I've seen he does good work so depending on if that's a bridge you end up crossing might be worth the trip to Las Vegas. The surgeon is a really nice guy so if nothing else at least you don't feel like you're giving money to an asshole.

(funny story -- to me at least -- we had our first appointment early in the morning and after the nurses are done with their thing the doctor comes in and he apologizes because there's fake boobs everywhere around the exam room because apparently he had to pick up his kids from baseball practice and he had some paperwork and whatnot and they were just digging into the drawers with all of them (not the actual literal ones that get implanted in real people) and just like throwing them around and playing with them and shit.)
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brian wrote:Just paid $5,500 for a boob job for my wife. Prorated over the next 12-15 years that's only about a buck a day. Should be worth every penny.
Would it have been covered under the AHCA?

I am legitimately curious about the process - my wife had a prophylactic mastectomy, so the rebuild - while decent - was never going to approach the level of artistry like I hear one can see in porn.

Do you get to see pictures of what the finished job should look like? Sounds like a fantasy come to life.
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brian wrote:Just paid $5,500 for a boob job for my wife. Prorated over the next 12-15 years that's only about a buck a day. Should be worth every penny.
Would it have been covered under the AHCA?

I am legitimately curious about the process - my wife had a prophylactic mastectomy, so the rebuild - while decent - was never going to approach the level of artistry like I hear one can see in porn.

Do you get to see pictures of what the finished job should look like? Sounds like a fantasy come to life.
They have 3D imaging so you can get an idea but I'm very familiar with my wife's boobs and they didn't do much for me but it helped her get comfortable with the sizing which is important. There's like a million different options which I could never have imagined but as an American I get it.
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It is funny to imagine an equivalent conversation if men could get that surgery though.

DOCTOR: We should talk about sizes. We have several --

PATIENT: Gimme the biggest one you got.
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brian wrote:It is funny to imagine an equivalent conversation if men could get that surgery though.

DOCTOR: We should talk about sizes. We have several --

PATIENT: Gimme the biggest one you got.
My fantasy conversation would involve choices between "The Hayek," "The Johansen" and the all time classic "The Christy Canyon!"
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We're going 520cc here so Scarlett Johansson is in the ballpark.
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Johnnie wrote:
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Johnnie wrote:They're that cheap these days?
Yeah, at a really reputable surgeon too in Summerlin. I was as shocked as the next guy (and it was her idea though all of her friends have had it done). That includes a free shot of Botox too as a throw-in.
That's wild. I was still under the impression it was 5 figures at least. My girlfriend wants them. Of course we are still a ways off from anything resembling marriage, but I'd rather buy her boobs than a ring any day.
Dicey proposition, as you would be buying her the assets to snag a better man.

Brian, you should ask the doctor to feel some of his prior work, to make a determination.
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Well, at least they'll be utilized better than an abundant rock with no resale value.
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Giff wrote:Ended up not happening. She was running this entire event, so we decided to just see if he reached out to us at all and if we didn't hear from him, it wasn't the right night. Still going to pursue it though.
UPDATE: this guy pissed off the wife last year for talking shit about my hair. Don't talk shit about her husband. But, now he's back in the picture and it's gotten to the point where they're kinda sexting which is just proving that this is something I want to do after reading them.
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brian wrote:Just paid $5,500 for a boob job for my wife. Prorated over the next 12-15 years that's only about a buck a day. Should be worth every penny.
Tomorrow's the big day. Wish me luck! (that she chooses the 520s over the 485s, but really there are no bad options here).
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I didn't know there was a person/celebrity/producer/whatevs named Diplo until this morning. He's apparently a thing.
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brian wrote:Just paid $5,500 for a boob job for my wife. Prorated over the next 12-15 years that's only about a buck a day. Should be worth every penny.


Tomorrow's the big day. Wish me luck! (that she chooses the 520s over the 485s, but really there are no bad options here).


Didn't see this before. Um, things go okay?
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Steve of phpBB wrote:
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brian wrote:Just paid $5,500 for a boob job for my wife. Prorated over the next 12-15 years that's only about a buck a day. Should be worth every penny.


Tomorrow's the big day. Wish me luck! (that she chooses the 520s over the 485s, but really there are no bad options here).


Didn't see this before. Um, things go okay?


Yeah, no complaints here (turns out one was slightly bigger than the other, so ended up at 520 in one/485 in the other).
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brian wrote:
Steve of phpBB wrote:
brian wrote:
brian wrote:Just paid $5,500 for a boob job for my wife. Prorated over the next 12-15 years that's only about a buck a day. Should be worth every penny.


Tomorrow's the big day. Wish me luck! (that she chooses the 520s over the 485s, but really there are no bad options here).


Didn't see this before. Um, things go okay?


Yeah, no complaints here (turns out one was slightly bigger than the other, so ended up at 520 in one/485 in the other).


I totally meant to check out the work when I was out there, but I forgot.
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Giff wrote:
brian wrote:
Steve of phpBB wrote:
brian wrote:
brian wrote:Just paid $5,500 for a boob job for my wife. Prorated over the next 12-15 years that's only about a buck a day. Should be worth every penny.


Tomorrow's the big day. Wish me luck! (that she chooses the 520s over the 485s, but really there are no bad options here).


Didn't see this before. Um, things go okay?


Yeah, no complaints here (turns out one was slightly bigger than the other, so ended up at 520 in one/485 in the other).


I totally meant to check out the work when I was out there, but I forgot.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a35jyiUk6L8
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LOL, I have that movie on our DVR because somehow the wife has never seen this classic.
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Giff wrote:
brian wrote:
Steve of phpBB wrote:
brian wrote:
brian wrote:Just paid $5,500 for a boob job for my wife. Prorated over the next 12-15 years that's only about a buck a day. Should be worth every penny.


Tomorrow's the big day. Wish me luck! (that she chooses the 520s over the 485s, but really there are no bad options here).


Didn't see this before. Um, things go okay?


Yeah, no complaints here (turns out one was slightly bigger than the other, so ended up at 520 in one/485 in the other).


I totally meant to check out the work when I was out there, but I forgot.


I would have been OK with "obviously noticeably fake" but still...no complaints.
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Giff wrote:Ended up not happening. She was running this entire event, so we decided to just see if he reached out to us at all and if we didn't hear from him, it wasn't the right night. Still going to pursue it though.


Good chance she's having lunch with him in 20 minutes unless he chickens out like she predicts.
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Swamp search seems to indicate this thread was our back and forth on the Ice Bucket challenge. Looks like Babish is starting it up again, but using hot peppers. He challenged several people with huge YouTube fellowship, so this may go viral:

https://youtu.be/gcQ7LHsTNdc

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Giff wrote:
Giff wrote:Ended up not happening. She was running this entire event, so we decided to just see if he reached out to us at all and if we didn't hear from him, it wasn't the right night. Still going to pursue it though.


Good chance she's having lunch with him in 20 minutes unless he chickens out like she predicts.


So they had lunch several weeks ago. Nothing physical happened, but that was the first time they'd seen each other in 11 years. Second lunch planned tomorrow and it's expected to go a little different.

Sorry for oversharing and quoting my own posts, but I literally have no one to talk to about it other than you guys. This isn't something we've shared with anyone for obvious reasons.
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Is he a Mavs fan? That way you can have all three Texas teams involved.
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L-Jam3 wrote:Is he a Mavs fan? That way you can have all three Texas teams involved.


That would be a fucking disqualifier right there.
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I oddly got propositioned by a couple a few months ago and immediately thought WWGD? (I couldn't. Not an orgy guy.)(At least not with that ratio.)
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Giff wrote:
L-Jam3 wrote:Is he a Mavs fan? That way you can have all three Texas teams involved.


That would be a fucking disqualifier right there.


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P.D.X. wrote:I oddly got propositioned by a couple a few months ago and immediately thought WWGD? (I couldn't. Not an orgy guy.)(At least not with that ratio.)


This intrigues me ... like how does the actual ask happen? We've had atleast two instances where we know a couple was feeling us out but it never got to the yes/no stage.



(Both would have been strong "no" even if they wouldn't have been a general principle "no".)
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P.D.X. wrote:I oddly got propositioned by a couple a few months ago and immediately thought WWGD? (I couldn't. Not an orgy guy.)(At least not with that ratio.)


This intrigues me ... like how does the actual ask happen? We've had atleast two instances where we know a couple was feeling us out but it never got to the yes/no stage.



(Both would have been strong "no" even if they wouldn't have been a general principle "no".)


So... are you saying it isn't a general principle no?
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No, I'm saying its a general principle "no" but even if it weren't, these wouldn't be the leaps we'd be taking.
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Unless ... ; P
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mister d wrote:No, I'm saying its a general principle "no" but even if it weren't, these wouldn't be the leaps we'd be taking.


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mister d wrote:This intrigues me ... like how does the actual ask happen?


Attractive girl chats me up as I'm standing there right after a show. She was pretty forward and flirty. I was thinking it was just one of those lucky nights but then she mentions her BF, who not only suddenly appears but then proceeds to buy me a beer. And it wasn't like he was buying a round or anything, he literally went to the bar and got a beer just for me (pretty sure she wasn't drinking but I think he might've had a beer in hand). Yada yada they're then inviting me back to their place which was just "right around the corner". I declined and said I had to catch the bus home and she gave me her number while the BF was still just chilling there. So, not overt, but pretty forward. (I kinda regret just not asking what they had in mind, or what his "role" would have been as she was the one driving things forward.)
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P.D.X. wrote:
mister d wrote:This intrigues me ... like how does the actual ask happen?


Attractive girl chats me up as I'm standing there right after a show. She was pretty forward and flirty. I was thinking it was just one of those lucky nights but then she mentions her BF, who not only suddenly appears but then proceeds to buy me a beer. And it wasn't like he was buying a round or anything, he literally went to the bar and got a beer just for me (pretty sure she wasn't drinking but I think he might've had a beer in hand). Yada yada they're then inviting me back to their place which was just "right around the corner". I declined and said I had to catch the bus home and she gave me her number while the BF was still just chilling there. So, not overt, but pretty forward. (I kinda regret just not asking what they had in mind, or what his "role" would have been as she was the one driving things forward.)


I honestly can't ever see me being that forward or obvious about it. For it to be a complete stranger, there'd have to be some sort of obvious chemistry at first and we'd have to have hung out for a bit. That's why I think the only time something like this will ever happen is if it's with the guy in question now.

As far as me being in your role, that's not something we've ever discussed as a fantasy (me with another woman) and it never will be for me unless my wife wanted it for some reason. But depending on the chick, I might have asked my wife that night what she thought about it. Not like she can get mad at me for asking.
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