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Got a connection request today I had to share. This had me laughing so hard. Luckily not one of the 20 or so people that work in my office bothered to come in today.We have a very flexible work from home policy. Thanks for laugh, SL.



http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id ... WJ2TTWJS01
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That's awesome. I love how he's an expert at virtual currency. World of Warcraft or Bitcoin?
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Just trying to revolutionize business, that's all. And sow some oats on the side.

BUSINESS HORSE BE MAKING IT RAIN BITCOIN SON
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Gunpowder wrote:Just trying to revolutionize business, that's all. And sow some oats on the side.

BUSINESS HORSE BE MAKING IT RAIN BITCOIN SON
CEOats, DeVry School of Law... That was truly great. I forwarded the link to my wife thinking I'd give her a laugh, but she was just confused.

So, anyone else on LinkedIn want to connect in case I never need to use you to get a job? Or help you get a job? Shit works, man. Kranepool hooked me up once, and it definitely helped. Until they moved the position to Dayton, Ohio. And I ain't going to Dayton.
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Funny, I was coming in here to post about that too. Very nice.

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There's already a motherf-in' Business Horse on Twitter.

Well, fuck him. Damn, 330 million people in this country and one of them has always thought of it first.
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On 12/13/13 11:09 AM, Howard xxxxxxxx MD wrote:
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Hey man:

If you can hook me up with the righteous Biz to the Hizzorse, I will be eternally your nigga.

Peace out, yo
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Roger that
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Maybe Business Horse needs to switch from virtual currencies to brewing.

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Then he could have his oats and brew them too!

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Check out LJam's latest Facebook status if yinz are friends with him. He has no idea bout the Horse.
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Can I get a screencap of what was sent? I don't have LinkedIn.
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this link should work
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I keep getting LinkedIn updates and "people you might know" on the side of the page with the first entry always being Business Horse.
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Me too. Kills every time.
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i might be the only person on earth not on linkedin. I got this current job quite awhile ago and never got around to making an account when it was all the rage.
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Then perhaps you and I are the two people in the world not on Linkedin.

Although, as with Fuckface, I still get daily spam email informing me of the various goings on with the account I never created. "Do you know Rajmunchindonut Kantsingh? He wants to be your friend! Click here! Do you know Ai Bang Mai Sox? He wants to be your friend! Click here! Tongueklik Mbongo has invited you to join his or her network!"
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Syb and Kranepool~
I don't understand. You two are still not linked with Business Horse? Do you care nothing about business, much less oats?

Plus, he might know a clean goat. You gotta network.
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I sent that mawrfuggin' horse a LinkedIn InMail and he ain't wrote shit back.
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Try including 'oats' in the subject line
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He tried to respond but the site gave him errors, and that combined with your message confusing the hell out of him, he forgot.
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Yo, Business Horse, when is your birthday?

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THOSE ARE AWESOME

BUSINESS HORSE TURNS 30 IN HORSE YEARS ON FEB 8
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Business insider had a top ten from the Selfie Olympics. This was #7
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Yea, I don't have LinkedIn either. I'm sure whenever I get a new job it will be old news and I'll roll with whatever's the going networking business thingy then.
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Linked In is a place where the seeds of business are planted, then sown, and then sprout into business trees. Wealth falls from these trees. Business Horse is here to guide you through the process.
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Gunpowder wrote:Linked In is a place where the seeds of business are planted, then sown, and then sprout into business trees. Wealth falls from these trees. Business Horse is here to guide you through the process.
Also, the oats of business are sown. And reaped (reapt?)
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Reaped so hard. And so deep. That's how we reap.

Kranepeezy, what is the link for them hooves?
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Neigh'er, please.

http://mcphee.com/shop/horse-hooves.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Damn, $35 for some damn hooves? Crazytalk.
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Gunpowder wrote:Damn, $35 for some damn hooves? Crazytalk.
Well, I hear your birthday is coming up...
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REAP CULTURE
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Yo business horse, I like the new swag you're peddling.

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what the hell?
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All black in the back row is cracking me up. She's consistently off with all of her timing.
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Business Horse doesn't have his own thread by name, afaik. This'll do.

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Think we get business horse connected to Arod?
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseb ... -1.1937054" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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wlu_lax6 wrote:Think we get business horse connected to Arod?
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseb ... -1.1937054" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Maybe via Mike Tice riding Barbaro?
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