NFL Offseason Thread

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 3:23 pm

mister d wrote:Do we agree the line between "this was bad" and "this was REALLY REALLY BAD" for the Buffalo coach is 15 years old?

Does the fact that he was the "unnamed source" who threw Jay Cutler under the bus in Chicago last year affect the line at all?

I mean, some would say that this means Kromer has a history of beating up kids.

duff · Post by **duff** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 6:54 pm

15 and under would be really really bad. 16 bad. 17, fuck it, they are close enough to being an adult.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 6:47 am

But if its Greg Pikitis - we all agree its okay that he got punched, right?

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 7:20 am

tennbengal wrote:But if its Greg Pikitis - we all agree its okay that he got punched, right?

Yeah. Fuck Greg Pikitis.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Jul 16, 2015 9:04 am

Sadly we Bills fans will not see the result of Richie Incognito being coached by this Kromer fellow.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 2:34 pm

Guy who kind of looks like Wes Welker arrested for stealing an 87-year old woman's purse during church services.

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Tue Jul 21, 2015 8:52 am

Well....we can cancel the season. I had a dream last night about how the season ends....

The Seahawks win the Super Bowl...against the Detroit Lions. No, I have no idea how that happens. And, what makes it super cool is that Barry Sanders came out of retirement!

Sadly...I can't give any details of the game itself, since in my dream I got really drunk and blacked out right after kickoff, and "blacked in" just before the final gun.

So get to Vegas now!

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Tue Jul 21, 2015 8:57 am

DaveInSeattle wrote:Well....we can cancel the season. I had a dream last night about how the season ends....

The Seahawks win the Super Bowl...against the Detroit Lions. No, I have no idea how that happens. And, what makes it super cool is that Barry Sanders came out of retirement!

Sadly...I can't give any details of the game itself, since in my dream I got really drunk and blacked out right after kickoff, and "blacked in" just before the final gun.

So get to Vegas now!

Did EJ Manuel make the Pro Bowl?

Post by **brian** » Tue Jul 21, 2015 9:48 am

I'd settle for just making it to a Super Bowl at this point.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Tue Jul 21, 2015 12:40 pm

brian wrote:I'd settle for just making it to a Super Bowl at this point.

"Settle?"

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Tue Jul 21, 2015 2:08 pm

Pruitt wrote:
Did EJ Manuel make the Pro Bowl?

It's inevitable. Rex is a genius getting the most out of young QBs.

Post by **brian** » Tue Jul 21, 2015 2:11 pm

Pruitt wrote:
brian wrote:I'd settle for just making it to a Super Bowl at this point.
"Settle?"

Yeah, as opposed to winning a Super Bowl.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Tue Jul 21, 2015 2:29 pm

brian wrote:
Pruitt wrote:
brian wrote:I'd settle for just making it to a Super Bowl at this point.
"Settle?"
Yeah, as opposed to winning a Super Bowl.

I meant that for fans of some teams, that is quite a high target - right now I would settle for a trip to the playoffs.

Post by **brian** » Tue Jul 21, 2015 2:30 pm

Gotcha. It's a ridiculous goal for the Lions too, but having never been to a Super Bowl just making it to one would be an experience.

Post by **Sabo** » Thu Jul 23, 2015 10:12 am

Steelers extend Mike Tomlin's contract to 2018.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Jul 23, 2015 4:53 pm

brian wrote:Gotcha. It's a ridiculous goal for the Lions too, but having never been to a Super Bowl just making it to one would be an experience.

Old Bills fans will tell you - the scars have healed to a certain extent. But the fact that the team made four straight Super Bowls (and UNBELIEVABLY! made the playoffs 10 out of 12 seasons) means that despite the eventual heartbreak, there were many Sundays that were absolutely glorious.

Can't believe it's been 22 years...

DC47 · Post by **DC47** » Thu Jul 23, 2015 5:44 pm

Any sane, or at least old, Lions fan would kill for the experience of a Bills fan during that amazing run.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:08 pm

DC47 wrote:Any sane, or at least old, Lions fan would kill for the experience of a Bills fan during that amazing run.

I must have gone to 5 or 6 games a year at Rich Stadium during those years. Best sports days of my life.

And apropos of nothing, there's this...

devilfluff · Post by **devilfluff** » Thu Jul 23, 2015 11:08 pm

Pruitt wrote:
DC47 wrote:And apropos of nothing, there's this...

That is pure class.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Fri Jul 24, 2015 5:23 am

Some one emailed the address on the invite and received this in response:

Thank Your for Your RSVP to LeSean Mccoy's Private Extravaganza Taking place on Sunday Evening July 26th 2015! Below are the Following Requirements to Be Confirmed for the Event.

1. Please Submit Full name (As seen on ID) 21+ is a MUST *ID's Will be CHECKED for Admission

2. Please Submit 1 Picture AND Provide Social Media information I.E. Instagram, Facebook, or Twitter.

3. Upon Entry Patrons will be asked for ID's and to Sign Confidentiality agreement.

4. There are NO PLUS 1's Everyone MUST individually RSVP to event

5. Upon confirmation Email you will receive Pick up/ Drop off Location and Attire.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Fri Jul 24, 2015 6:53 am

Wait - that's serious? Not an Onion?

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Jul 24, 2015 7:00 am

The Onion is better with Photoshop.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Fri Jul 24, 2015 8:26 am

Sabo wrote:Steelers extend Mike Tomlin's contract to 2018.

A lot of Steelers fans are like, upset about it.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:56 am

Gunpowder wrote:
Sabo wrote:Steelers extend Mike Tomlin's contract to 2018.

A lot of Steelers fans are like, upset about it.

Oh fuck. I'm not even gonna look.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Fri Jul 24, 2015 10:04 am

It's not that bad. The site is getting more sensible.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Jul 24, 2015 4:26 pm

Pruitt wrote:Some one emailed the address on the invite and received this in response:

Thank Your for Your RSVP to LeSean Mccoy's Private Extravaganza Taking place on Sunday Evening July 26th 2015! Below are the Following Requirements to Be Confirmed for the Event.

1. Please Submit Full name (As seen on ID) 21+ is a MUST *ID's Will be CHECKED for Admission

2. Please Submit 1 Picture AND Provide Social Media information I.E. Instagram, Facebook, or Twitter.

3. Upon Entry Patrons will be asked for ID's and to Sign Confidentiality agreement.

4. There are NO PLUS 1's Everyone MUST individually RSVP to event

5. Upon confirmation Email you will receive Pick up/ Drop off Location and Attire.

Good luck finding enough hot women in Buffalo to fill a room.

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Fri Jul 24, 2015 4:33 pm

The Sybian wrote:
Good luck finding enough hot women in Buffalo to fill a room.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Fri Jul 24, 2015 4:57 pm

The Sybian wrote:
Pruitt wrote:Some one emailed the address on the invite and received this in response:

Thank Your for Your RSVP to LeSean Mccoy's Private Extravaganza Taking place on Sunday Evening July 26th 2015! Below are the Following Requirements to Be Confirmed for the Event.

1. Please Submit Full name (As seen on ID) 21+ is a MUST *ID's Will be CHECKED for Admission

2. Please Submit 1 Picture AND Provide Social Media information I.E. Instagram, Facebook, or Twitter.

3. Upon Entry Patrons will be asked for ID's and to Sign Confidentiality agreement.

4. There are NO PLUS 1's Everyone MUST individually RSVP to event

5. Upon confirmation Email you will receive Pick up/ Drop off Location and Attire.
Good luck finding enough hot women in Buffalo to fill a room.

Classic joke - What do you call a pretty woman ion Buffalo?

A tourist!

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 2:13 pm

Pruitt wrote:

Classic joke - What do you call a pretty woman ion Buffalo?

A tourist!

Buffalo, we have tons of women, just not many of them.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 3:21 pm

Former New Orleans Saint Junior Galette seems like the level-headed sort.

Said Payton is addicted to molly, pills, and alcohol.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 3:37 pm

Well we already knew he liked the pain pills.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 8:54 am

Jerloma wrote:
Gunpowder wrote:
Sabo wrote:Steelers extend Mike Tomlin's contract to 2018.

A lot of Steelers fans are like, upset about it.
Oh fuck. I'm not even gonna look.

Weird, considering they have an emergency Mike TOmlin...

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 10:17 am

Wait. Seriously. Does Mike Tomlin have a twin? Or is that Omar Epps?

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 2:38 pm

I have no idea what's going on there. Gotta be a photoshop.

Post by **brian** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 2:44 pm

Yeah the hats are different.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 2:52 pm

It's real. It was on a few blogs. The Ravens apparently have a coach that looks like him too.

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2015/ ... ne-photos/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 3:03 pm

But who is that Steelers coach?

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 8:29 am

Jerloma wrote:But who is that Steelers coach?

Mystery Solved!

Former Steelers (and now Broncos') Player Development coach Ray Jackson.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 6:02 pm

Shelton Richardson proving once again that nothing good can come out of hanging out in Saint Louis.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 6:19 pm

He's having a great offseason.

Black guy in St. Louis ordered out of his car at gunpoint after a traffic violation, and it looked to be perfectly appropriate policing? Tough to do but good on Mr. Richardson.