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The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 1:47 pm

Shirley wrote:I don't think we have a Walmart thread in this Swamp, so I'll post this here.

Yeah, don't eat these.

A couple years ago I bought some Breyer's ice cream. It tasted a little weird and had a very soft, mushy consistency. Then I noticed the carton said "frozen dairy dessert." Not only is it disgusting, but it's loaded with corn syrup, other crap I don't recognize and can no longer use the word "natural." Fucking Unilever. I get pissed when mega corps by quality products and destroy them by using inferior ingredients and chemicals to reduce costs. Probably keep the price the same, though.

ETA: The point is, make sure you buy ice cream instead of frozen dairy desert.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 2:21 pm

I read the comments on that ice cream video. Don't.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 3:09 pm

Gunpowder wrote:I read the comments on that ice cream video. Don't.

Why do so many people feel the need to rabidly defend Walmart brand ice cream sandwiches? It's a conspiracy! This random guy is faking videos to tarnish the good name of Walmart brand ice cream sandwiches!

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 4:40 pm

Get the tissues out. h/t SI Hot Clicks

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:52 pm

The Sybian wrote: A couple years ago I bought some Breyer's ice cream. It tasted a little weird and had a very soft, mushy consistency. Then I noticed the carton said "frozen dairy dessert." Not only is it disgusting, but it's loaded with corn syrup, other crap I don't recognize and can no longer use the word "natural." Fucking Unilever. I get pissed when mega corps by quality products and destroy them by using inferior ingredients and chemicals to reduce costs. Probably keep the price the same, though.

ETA: The point is, make sure you buy ice cream instead of frozen dairy desert.

Man!

One night back in university, we had a drunken brawl in our apartment that ended up with food being tossed everywhere. A piece of kraft cheese (one of the wrapped singles) stuck on the wall above the fridge. As slobs, we didn't really notice it for a few days, and we then thought to do an experiment and leave it on the wall until it began to mould.

It never did. It did harden, but when we finally moved out a few months later, it was like a linoleum tile. But no decay.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:01 am

In light of his new avatar, I thought rass would like this classic bit of 70's schlock.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:14 am

Thanks man! Cosell is the best.

As a return favor, maybe avoid the Movie thread as I just ripped the scab off the wound caused by your hatred for Michael Keaton.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:24 am

rass wrote:Thanks man! Cosell is the best.

As a return favor, maybe avoid the Movie thread as I just ripped the scab off the wound caused by your hatred for Michael Keaton.

Perhaps I was misinterpreted - I don't "hate" the guy... just don't enjoy his work.

But Jan Smithers - carumba. One of the best of the 70s tv babes.

howard · Post by **howard** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:25 am

A soaking wet 'Bailey Quarters'. I used to have a recurring dream like that. And Cosell's ethics caused him to quit calling pro boxing, yet he had no problem doing play-by-play for this shit. "W-K-R-P. In Cin. Cin Nat. Ti."

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:06 am

We need to resuscitate the Jan Smithers/Loni Anderson debate. Way too much Loni love the last time around.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 9:00 am

howard wrote:A soaking wet 'Bailey Quarters'. I used to have a recurring dream like that. And Cosell's ethics caused him to quit calling pro boxing, yet he had no problem doing play-by-play for this shit. "W-K-R-P. In Cin. Cin Nat. Ti."

A great point.

His up close and personal bio on Ms. Smithers was truly journalistic.

Well, while we - or at least I - am on the topic of 70s tv women, this must be the cheesiest thing I've ever seen.

But such memories...

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:56 am

Ah yes. I liked Jan Smithers better on WKRP than Loni Anderson.

And then, as they used to say on Monty Python, now for something completely different:

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:13 am

Cowboys and herding dogs everywhere are fearing for their jobs.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:17 pm

Those cows are huge. That driver musta been terrified.

howard · Post by **howard** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 1:03 pm

Where's Benny Hill and his dancers?

Pavlovian conditioning at it's finest with that tune.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:10 pm

howard wrote:Where's Benny Hill and his dancers?

Pavlovian conditioning at it's finest with that tune.

You get hard every time you hear it?

rass · Post by **rass** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:11 pm

The don't call it Great Adventure for nothing.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Aug 04, 2014 9:25 am

Saw this linked video of Kingda Ka. World tallest coaster. I wanted to go on it, but the kids are still too young and nobody wanted to wait for me. The height of the ride shocking to see up close, and it looks like you are going straight up and down, 90 degree angle. Sick. Apparently people have died on the Texas version. One kid got hit in the face by a bird on the way up.

EdRomero · Post by **EdRomero** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 5:35 pm

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:31 am

Love Pratt. That was quite impressive. I want to see if he can spit some Busta rhymes.

Post by **Shirley** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 3:47 pm

This is some seriously cool spy shit.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 4:26 pm

That's very cool, but Shazam is never that good at picking up songs.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 7:27 am

Soundhound is boss.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 2:59 pm

EdRomero wrote:

Here this is synced up to the music...

elflaco · Post by **elflaco** » Fri Aug 08, 2014 7:58 am

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 10:24 am

I could put this in the preseason thread, but no. This thread works just fine.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 7:32 pm

elflaco wrote:

Thank you.

Thank you so much!

Post by **Shirley** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:40 pm

They're still gonna find the time to go antiquing.

(maybe that should have gone in the Sweet Science thread?)

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:46 pm

Fantastic.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 1:00 pm

The Brit answer to the Pam Oliver hit, I guess.

[media]https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/BuH8UvrCAAAVzIL.mp4[/media]

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 1:30 pm

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F. No.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Mon Aug 18, 2014 12:04 pm

I've never really understood baseball's acceptance/embrace of the tendency for managers to periodically behave like 5 year olds throwing a temper tantrum. This guy seems a bit unhinged, and delivers a pretty epic one, here. The article at the link has others, too, that I didn't bother to watch.
Link

Post by **Shirley** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 3:01 pm

This may be the craziest Russian dash cam crash video I've ever seen, and that's saying something.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 3:21 pm

Do the russiansfilm everything for insurance reasons or just for fun?

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 4:56 pm

AB_skin_test wrote:Do the russiansfilm everything for insurance reasons or just for fun?

My son the Gearhead (and Jalopnik devotee) tells me that it's done for insurance purposes. And they apparently, and for good reason, don;t trust their cops.

Post by **Sabo** » Fri Aug 29, 2014 12:10 pm

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed Sep 03, 2014 5:44 am

Awesome!

Worst wedding ever.

howard · Post by **howard** » Wed Sep 03, 2014 8:58 am

That's nearly Ohio

testuser2 · Post by **testuser2** » Wed Sep 03, 2014 1:23 pm

You can't expect a sandwich with fries to be ranked so low and not get some kind of blow back. P' burgh is the new Ferguson.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 10:41 am

Finally, Bill O'Reilly with an opinion I can agree with. "When you here something on a partisan driven program, do not believe it." Good thing FoxNews is fair and balanced with no partisan influence whatsoever. Anything said in a No Spin Zone is guaranteed to be true. Tides come in tides go out, you can't explain that. (sorry to quote that again, but it is one of my favorite videos ever).

[media]http://www.mediaite.com/tv/oreilly-fire ... TvhGA9dXJB[/media]

I love when Bill O and Hannity respond to Stewart by "playing the clip in context," which does nothing to change the context of Stewart's clip