Was going to post in another thread and decided it was simply so awesome it needed it's own thread. A sample:
6. CrossFit enthusiasts
Imagine all the proselytizing of an annoying yoga person. Now make that person a frat bro. There you have it.
9. Deadheads
In the compiling of this bracket, Tommy Craggs argued that Deadheads are chill, but I spent my entire high school and college career arguing with shithead Dead fans who treat every volume of Dick's Picks like it's a fine Cabernet aging in their cellar. "You have to hear how Jerry transitions into 'Uncle John's Band' here. He only did this at that Akron show." No. Fuck you. All the drugs in the world aren't gonna convince me that this is anything but the boringest music on the planet. Rip on the Dead and these people will just shut right down before you. They'll look at you like you're a corpse.