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rass wrote:...
But here's where things get messy ...
Yes, that makes sense.
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Technically not a headline, but the comment on an ESPN Facebook post last night.
The magic of Tim Tebow continues.
Tim Tebow smacks a solo walk-off home run the opposite way in the bottom of the seventh inning to give the St. Lucie Mets a 5-4 victory over the Daytona Tortugas.
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Pruitt wrote:Technically not a headline, but the comment on an ESPN Facebook post last night.
The magic of Tim Tebow continues.
Tim Tebow smacks a solo walk-off home run the opposite way in the bottom of the seventh inning to give the St. Lucie Mets a 5-4 victory over the Daytona Tortugas.
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I think they play seven innings a game in the minors if it's a doubleheader, but I could be wrong about that.
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That's right. They don't play day-night double headers.
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Is that single A? The crowd in the video may have been 200-300. But ESPN will never give up on him.
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It's sad as fuck. They're already starting with the "better than Jordan" stories but that's such a low bar and so insane.
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Don't know where to start on this one

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... aw-it.html
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EnochRoot hopes he has some pithy quotes in the next edition of Baseball Weekly.

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A friend just sent the Go Fund Me page, he already raised thousands of pounds beyond his goal, so he is donating the additional funds to some 3rd world charity that provides toilets to places without. Hope their second date goes better.
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The Sybian wrote:


A friend just sent the Go Fund Me page, he already raised thousands of pounds beyond his goal, so he is donating the additional funds to some 3rd world charity that provides toilets to places without. Hope their second date goes better.


Sounds like the first date was going pretty good. Nando's Peri Peri and then back to "Netflix and Chill" at his place.
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I'd kill for a Nando's Peri Peri here.
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Giff wrote:I'd kill for a Nando's Peri Peri here.


To rub it in but I have one pretty close to the office. What to have for lunch.....
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Whadda they a buncha fuggin peckahs or sumtin tss tss?

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That's Pentagonz local newspaper there.
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Have some friends that have worked for the TD that are mortified. It's generally a good paper for a town our size. But that's funny as fuck. Only sex clams I know are geoducks.
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I take it y'all don't follow Rene Redzepi on Instagram then.
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It's really too bad the passenger isn't named Karen.

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Authorities in Redding say Betty Frances Sanders fired a handgun Friday in the direction of the kids between the ages of 8 and 10 after complaining about the noise from their motorcycles.
Seems a bit young to have motorcycles...
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Man jailed after stabbing his neighbour for ‘incessantly’ reciting poetry

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John Paul Mulready also bit victim’s face during incident in Dublin flat, court hears
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A train packed with New Jersey feces is laying waste to an Alabama town

ETA: my new favorite part of this is that NJ media is labeling it as the poop of New Jerseyians, while the NYC media is claiming it for New Yorkers
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MANCHESTER — A city woman wanted on theft charges was arrested Friday in Manchester after walking into the Valley Street jail to apply for a job.

Manchester police said the woman, identified as Kristina Hoefs, 31, of Manchester walked into the Valley Street jail on Friday to apply for a job. While applying, jail staff realized Hoefs was wanted out of Maine on a theft related offense, and she was placed into custody without incident.

“In my 32-year career here, this is a first,” said Valley Street jail Superintendent Dave Dionne.

Dionne said Hoefs came in to apply for a job as a corrections officer.
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I'm sorry... that made me laugh. It just proves every anti-gun argument.
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One of the most horrifying headlines imaginable...

Ebola Patients Escape Hospital, Increasing Fear of Massive Outbreak
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