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sancarlos wrote: Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:00 pm Two nuns allegedly embezzle $500,000 from Catholic school for gambling, trips to casinos
The two nuns showed remorse, and the archdiocese and the church are not pursuing criminal charges.
Isn't this the plot of sister act 9?
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I'd rather pay $20,000 to hunt Jose Canseco with Bigfoot.
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The Sybian wrote: Mon Feb 18, 2019 9:15 pm
I'd rather pay $20,000 to hunt Jose Canseco with Bigfoot.
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In Portland they would have had to send riot police.
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For those who don;t follow the Canadian politics thread...

Gerald Butts was Justin Trudeau's right hand man. He took the fall over a growing scandal and resigned yesterday which prompted the following headline...

The hole that Gerry Butts leaves behind
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Not quite a headline, but this might be the perfect sentence to elicit a "Fuck You" from my introvert impulses:

The author of “The Happiness Project” isn’t just Type A — she’s Type A plus, and she wants to tell you how to live.

edit: Yeah, fuck you.
Rubin, 53, is a former editor in chief of the Yale Law Journal and clerk for Supreme Court Justice Sandra O’Connnor. But after only a few years, she quit the law with zero remorse and became a thought leader on inner growth. Rubin lives in a sumptuous Upper East Side triplex, with her husband, Jamie, a private equity fund manager; a daughter (with another in college); and a cockapoo.
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That's the best story I've seen in months.
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Man sues parents for throwing out porn collection


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Father told 40-year-old ‘I did you a big favour’ by getting rid of US$29,000 library of films and magazines
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How HPV and a taboo sex act can lead to anal cancer
Actress Marcia Cross (“Desperate Housewives”) and her doctors revealed Wednesday that they believe her battle with anal cancer was caused by the same human papillomavirus (HPV) that led to her husband Tom Mahoney’s throat cancer.
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Johnnie wrote: Sun Jun 09, 2019 12:54 pm How HPV and a taboo sex act can lead to anal cancer
Actress Marcia Cross (“Desperate Housewives”) and her doctors revealed Wednesday that they believe her battle with anal cancer was caused by the same human papillomavirus (HPV) that led to her husband Tom Mahoney’s throat cancer.
This definitely puts a damper on #AssEatingSZN.
Cross has one piece of advice.

“Having woken up to its importance, I am now a big fan of the anus!” she tells People magazine.
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Still holds up!
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Jimy Fucking Williams. Just the worst.
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Police called it a Meth Fueled Attack Squirrel

Fucking Alabama. The two yokels interviewed at the end of the video are amazing, and make it easy to understand how Roy Moore can almost win a Senate seat despite decades of preying on 14 year old girls at the mall.
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Five Guys Arrested for Fight at Five Guys

Could have gone Florida Ohio thread
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Child Lives Out Everybody’s Fantasy (sorry, that’s my headline)


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Man charged with DUI damaged sprinklers, flooded Concord booking room, say police

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Passenger escorted off US flight after 80-pound 'emotional support' hog is disruptive
An 80-pound pig brought on to a US flight for “emotional support” was asked to leave after the animal squealed and defecated in the aisle of the plane...
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Woman's attraction to chandeliers not a sexual orientation, Ipso says

She also raised concerns about the accuracy of the newspaper’s reporting after the article referred to her being married to the chandelier. She pointed out she was in a relationship with the chandelier but not yet married to it.
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