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Boscawen man faces DWI, drug, stolen car charges after arrests in afternoon, then next morning

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Scarlett Johansson to star in 'Rub & Tug' about Pittsburgh massage parlor boss

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This feels like a Will Ferrel SNL skit.
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Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Jul 27, 2018 1:57 pm
This feels like a Will Ferrel SNL skit.
I don't think so, because I thought it was funny.
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Whoa there.
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Johnny Carwash wrote: Fri Jul 27, 2018 2:01 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Jul 27, 2018 1:57 pm
This feels like a Will Ferrel SNL skit.
I don't think so, because I thought it was funny.
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Who the fuck doesn’t like Will Ferrell in SNL?
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brian wrote: Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:31 pm Who the fuck doesn’t like Will Ferrell in SNL?
Whether you do or don't, it was a pretty good burn.

Too bad Will Ferrell doesn't come to the Swamp, so the burn just goes up into the ether.
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http://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/ramen-n ... in-georgia

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Rex wrote: Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:22 pm http://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/ramen-n ... in-georgia

Imagine trying to unload this stuff....25 cents at a time
Sounds like a Andy Samberg SNL mob skit
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Ryanair: 'Tinkerbell' thrown off flight at Stansted
One passenger on the plane tweeted to say his flight had not yet taken off because of "a man dressed as Tinkerbell".

He later said armed police had turned up and "one officer has adjusted the man's wings".

"Meanwhile, the man dressed as Bob the Builder has been exceptionally well behaved," he added.
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Honestly I just assumed something like that happened on every Ryanair flight. Greyhound customers are about 10x more dignified and behaved.
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Unfortunately a fake chyron. If only the NY Post had a TV show...

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Fareed Zakaria in the Washington Post

I wanted to understand Europe’s populism. So I talked to Bono.

I stopped listening to Bono about 30 years ago - but gee, wonder why we liberals in the west didn't see populism coming?
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British woman in Tenerife found with turtle in vagina after night out partying
The 26-year-old, who went to an emergency room complaining of pain in her genital area, has no memory of what could have happened
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Glad you didn’t go with my boy Dry Bones.
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Please tell me someone has video!
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Joachim Ronneberg: Norwegian who thwarted Nazi nuclear plan dies

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Baloney wrote: Mon Oct 22, 2018 3:42 pm Joachim Ronneberg: Norwegian who thwarted Nazi nuclear plan dies

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-45938874
Wow!

God bless this man.
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Yeah, that one was hilarious. And he was in a dirtbag bar in North Las Vegas too, which is also weird. Who the hell gets busted jerking off at 9 a.m. in the morning in a bar when they're not drinking.
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Cocaine's a helluva drug?

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Knicks Basketball Card Shows Menendez Brothers Sitting Courtside After Killing Parents

My sister alerted me to this random story to tell me that my mom found two in my dad's collection.

Fingers crossed these fetch money on eBay.
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Johnnie wrote: Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:00 pm Shows Menendez Brothers Sitting Courtside After Killing Parents

My sister alerted me to this random story to tell me that my mom found two in my dad's collection.

Fingers crossed these fetch money on eBay.
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90% sure I have one in a box in my attic.

e: The card, not a Menendez brother.
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Johnny Carwash wrote: Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:01 pm 90% sure I have one in a box in my attic.

e: The card, not a Menendez brother.
Excellent.
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Two nuns allegedly embezzle $500,000 from Catholic school for gambling, trips to casinos
The two nuns showed remorse, and the archdiocese and the church are not pursuing criminal charges.
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