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That’s a pretty awful cautionary tale about treating mental illness as a criminal issue rather than a health issue.
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That's such a huge part of what's so fucked up about this country, IMO. Our society should not look at a case like that and almost always go to imprisonment as the answer.
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Giff wrote: Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:26 am That's such a huge part of what's so fucked up about this country, IMO. Our society should not look at a case like that and almost always go to imprisonment as the answer.
You sound like a guy who doesn't own shares of for-profit prisons.
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Thanks Google News for setting your headline character limit where you did:

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Johnny Carwash wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 11:23 pm Thanks Google News for setting your headline character limit where you did:

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The e-mail Subject and preheader on my phone did this the other day. "Tates Creek High School Graduation Update: A Mess..."
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Oooh, how sandalous
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Ryan wrote: Wed May 27, 2020 5:23 pm Oooh, how sandalous
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I prefer a nice MJ.
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rass wrote: Wed May 27, 2020 5:43 pm I prefer a nice MJ.
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This story takes a lot of twists and turns...

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DaveInSeattle wrote: Wed Jun 03, 2020 7:43 pm This story takes a lot of twists and turns...

The adjectives are astounding.
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Was just coming here to post this. Outstanding. 2020 is starting to take a better turn.
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US Olympic boxer cleared of doping violation caused by sex
U.S. Olympic team boxer Virginia Fuchs will face no punishment for failing a doping test after the U.S. Anti-Doping Association determined the violation had been caused by two substances transmitted by her boyfriend through sex.
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Johnny Carwash wrote: Fri Jun 12, 2020 7:51 am US Olympic boxer cleared of doping violation caused by sex
U.S. Olympic team boxer Virginia Fuchs will face no punishment for failing a doping test after the U.S. Anti-Doping Association determined the violation had been caused by two substances transmitted by her boyfriend through sex.
"meat contamination," indeed
Totally Kafkaesque
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Nashua woman assaulted cops after crashing vomit-covered car, driving off on rims, police say
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holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Ryan wrote: Tue Aug 18, 2020 10:13 am Nashua woman assaulted cops after crashing vomit-covered car, driving off on rims, police say
Holly Flax?
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Life...uh...finds a way
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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It's reassuring to know that "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" made it behind the Berlin Wall.
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Tyrion approves
Totally Kafkaesque
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rass wrote: Mon Nov 02, 2020 10:28 am
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So, Abe Froman was Russian. Huh.
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sancarlos wrote: Mon Nov 02, 2020 12:34 pm So, Abe Froman was Russian. Huh.
No no no. Sloan was the Russian sleeper agent.
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EnochRoot wrote: Mon Nov 02, 2020 12:39 pm
sancarlos wrote: Mon Nov 02, 2020 12:34 pm So, Abe Froman was Russian. Huh.
No no no. Sloan was the Russian sleeper agent.
She was blackmailed into it when the Russians showed up with incriminating photos of her and her father.
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EnochRoot wrote: Mon Nov 02, 2020 12:39 pm
sancarlos wrote: Mon Nov 02, 2020 12:34 pm So, Abe Froman was Russian. Huh.
No no no. Sloan was the Russian sleeper agent.
How was he to know?
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Steve of phpBB wrote: Mon Nov 02, 2020 1:20 pm
EnochRoot wrote: Mon Nov 02, 2020 12:39 pm
sancarlos wrote: Mon Nov 02, 2020 12:34 pm So, Abe Froman was Russian. Huh.
No no no. Sloan was the Russian sleeper agent.
How was he to know?
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rass wrote: Mon Nov 02, 2020 12:41 pm She was blackmailed into it when the Russians showed up with incriminating photos of her and her father.
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Bostonians Are Moving to Vermont—and Vermonters Aren’t Happy About It
The man [Rush] in the yellow Subaru was not happy when he spotted my Massachusetts license plate....
https://www.bostonmagazine.com/news/202 ... ronavirus/
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EdRomero wrote: Thu Nov 26, 2020 12:26 pm Bostonians Are Moving to Vermont—and Vermonters Aren’t Happy About It
The man [Rush] in the yellow Subaru was not happy when he spotted my Massachusetts license plate....
https://www.bostonmagazine.com/news/202 ... ronavirus/
Similarly, Californians have been angering residents of other western states for years! We sell our expensive homes and relocate to cheaper nearby states and outbid the locals to buy their houses for cash.

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EdRomero wrote: Thu Nov 26, 2020 12:26 pm Bostonians Are Moving to Vermont—and Vermonters Aren’t Happy About It
The man [Rush] in the yellow Subaru was not happy when he spotted my Massachusetts license plate....
https://www.bostonmagazine.com/news/202 ... ronavirus/
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Positive changge.
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