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Baloney wrote: Tue Dec 01, 2020 11:13 am
I've been wondering why Belgium's Covid numbers have been so much worse than the countries around them. I guess it's the orgies?
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Adolf Hitler wins election with 85% of the vote, in Namibia

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... mibia.html

Claims 'I'm not striving for world domination'
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Missing man found dead inside Spanish dinosaur statue
Police say it’s likely the 39-year-old got stuck trying to retrieve his mobile phone after dropping it
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Who would be the best person to @ in a tweet with this image and why isn't it Curt Schilling?
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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I had Florida on my scorecard, but Louisiana? Yeah, that tracks.
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But he didn't shoot his bride, so kind of romantic?
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Was just coming here to post that same story....so many questions!
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DaveInSeattle wrote: Tue Aug 03, 2021 9:45 am

Was just coming here to post that same story....so many questions!
It reads like it was a mobile Jerry Springer episode only with guns.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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A very Pacific Northwest headline/story:

Tree DNA sends leader of poaching ring to prison after 2018 Olympic National Forest fire
In the spring and summer of 2018, a crew of poachers had been chopping down trees by night in the Olympic National Forest in Washington state, federal prosecutors said.

On Aug. 3, they came upon the wasp’s nest.

It was at the base of a bigleaf maple, a species of hardwood tree with a shimmering grain that is prized for its use in violins, guitars and other musical instruments. The crew was selling bigleaf maples to a mill in Tumwater, Thurston County, using forged permits, prosecutors said. Logging is banned in the forest, a wilderness encompassing more than 630,00 acres.

The timber poachers sprayed insecticide and most likely gasoline on the nest and burned it, authorities said. But they were unable to douse the fire with water bottles, so they fled, prosecutors said.
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From the north coast of Lake Ontario
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So much for that Simon Belmont cosplay...
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pruitt2 wrote: Mon Nov 15, 2021 10:56 am Reno's Weird Whip Problem
I just don't understand anything any more.
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Photographer, social media star Matt Mathews: Opossum taken by the state was his ‘baby’
Matt Mathews, one of the most sought-after boudoir photographers in the Southeast and a multiple time world-qualifying barrel racer, is also a fierce animal advocate and has spent years rehabilitating one of his favorite creatures: opossums.
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From the north coast of Lake Ontario
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Actually a nice story
Totally Kafkaesque
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Man who had penis on his arm for six years finally has it re-attached

Saw a very odd show on tv in England about this.
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sancarlos wrote: Tue May 03, 2022 4:24 pm Man who had penis on his arm for six years finally has it re-attached

Saw a very odd show on tv in England about this.
He looks exactly how you'd picture an Englishman who " suffered from a dreadful infection that caused his penis to turn black and it fell off in the toilet." How do you let your necrotic penis go for so long it just falls off? And the best quote: "The worst thing is when you cuddle your nan at Christmas and it hits her in the eye.”
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sancarlos wrote: Tue May 03, 2022 4:24 pm Man who had penis on his arm for six years finally has it re-attached

Saw a very odd show on tv in England about this.
Yeah the fifth season of Sherlock was nuts. To say the least.
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A_B wrote: Tue May 03, 2022 5:31 pm
sancarlos wrote: Tue May 03, 2022 4:24 pm Man who had penis on his arm for six years finally has it re-attached

Saw a very odd show on tv in England about this.
Yeah the fifth season of Sherlock was nuts. To say the least.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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rass wrote: Sat Jun 04, 2022 6:40 am
I can’t wait for Peter Genovese’s article ranking the top 50 most notorious Chili’s in NJ.
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Front page above the fold story in the Sunday Star Ledger
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How do you all get your death notices since I left?
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Well, it's good for the environment, so I'll do my part. (each bottle is made with one pound of green crab, which according to the article is a problematic invasive species)
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