Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

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The McRib is available in Mexico! There's a McDonald a few blocks away, but I haven't really craved any fast food yet. I'm going to have to make an exception to pick up a McRib though. What an unexpected gift.
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El McRib
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rass wrote: Mon Mar 01, 2021 6:16 pmEl McRib
I don't know how these things are decided, but the McRib is masculine, not feminine (as far as descriptors go), so that's correct.
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Like DeBarge
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Ryan wrote: Mon Mar 01, 2021 7:10 pmLike DeBarge
I wonder if El DeBarge had a sister named La?
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mister d wrote: Mon Mar 01, 2021 5:05 pm (Also super curious to know if "can you get this pizza the same day" is a thing elsewhere. I had the same worry and called around 1:00 to ask. Been shut out of Arturo's too many times to take that sort of risk.)
Wait. People have to reserve pizzas out there?
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brian wrote: Mon Mar 01, 2021 6:26 pm
rass wrote: Mon Mar 01, 2021 6:16 pmEl McRib
I don't know how these things are decided, but the McRib is masculine, not feminine (as far as descriptors go), so that's correct.
But it wouldn't have been unusual for a feminine form to take a man's mcrib.
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What's the difference between a woman and a McRib?
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rass wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 8:20 am What's the difference between a woman and a McRib?
The woman was actually created from a rib?
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Throw that little blue card, Dave!

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Hit Blue Steel tonight. Got 2 classics for the wife and the girls and the sausage and ricotta all to myself. I ate all of mine and have no regrets, and some of theirs left over for tomorrow if I want to claim it.
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Yeah. Can’t wait until this is over and I can get drunk there and make zoolander jokes all night. Waitstaff is gonna LOVE me.
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My 'Train' (stupid Agile-speak) did such a great job during our recent PI (more stupid Agile-speak) that we've been given a DoorDash credit for $20 and are having a team virtual lunch today.

I've never done DoorDash (or UberEats or anything else like that) so I'm throwing it out there: What should I order? What travels ok? I could just heat up some leftovers (I made some RIGHTEOUS baked ziti a few nights ago) but that seems like its not in the team spirit.
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Get some pierogies.
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Rush2112 wrote: Thu Apr 08, 2021 12:01 pm Get some pierogies.
Oh...that sounds good. I'll have to see if that's an option...
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Your link is broken. I had to Google the article.

I don't think I've ever had one, but now I want to make one:

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It'd be up there if I was told I could have one and only one fast food item for the rest of my life.
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I'm going to watch now, but Eventide (Portland, ME and Boston) does what they admit is a fancy filet-o-fish and its amazing. Had it twice in three days last time I was there.

(Christ, its 21:00 long? That's a real TV show.)
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It's a really, really good YouTube channel and very awesomely produced. Worth the watch.
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rass wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 9:01 am
Interesting story. I wonder...
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If McDonalds is getting a kickback from Taylor? A way to further fleece their franchisees?
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I'm going to have to start making smash burgers when I get back stateside.

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They're great, but if you're doing them indoors its a lot of grease and lingering smell, especially if you don't full vent up front.
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Johnnie wrote: Wed Jun 02, 2021 5:41 am I'm going...to...smash...back.side.
mister d wrote: Wed Jun 02, 2021 8:54 am They're great, but if you're doing them indoors its a lot of grease and lingering smell, especially if you don't full vent up front.
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Gonna give that one a big "yuck", Rass.
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That's Hall of Fame stuff there by Rass!
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rass wrote: Wed Jun 02, 2021 10:34 am
Johnnie wrote: Wed Jun 02, 2021 5:41 am I'm going...to...smash...back.side.
I mean, I'm on an unaccompanied tour in Korea 4 months after returning from 7 months deployed.

And my wife bought me this mug. So, you're not wrong.

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mister d wrote: Wed Jun 02, 2021 8:54 am They're great, but if you're doing them indoors its a lot of grease and lingering smell, especially if you don't full vent up front.
Good to note. Thanks. I'll have to do them on a grill outside.
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Johnnie wrote: Wed Jun 02, 2021 6:29 pm
mister d wrote: Wed Jun 02, 2021 8:54 am They're great, but if you're doing them indoors its a lot of grease and lingering smell, especially if you don't full vent up front.
Good to note. Thanks. I'll have to do them on a grill outside.
May need a griddle top or a pan to really get them smashed
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A_B wrote: Wed Jun 02, 2021 6:37 pm
Johnnie wrote: Wed Jun 02, 2021 6:29 pm
mister d wrote: Wed Jun 02, 2021 8:54 am They're great, but if you're doing them indoors its a lot of grease and lingering smell, especially if you don't full vent up front.
Good to note. Thanks. I'll have to do them on a grill outside.
May need a griddle top or a pan to really get them smashed
For sure. I'll have to order one.
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Could also go in the politics thread.



Remember the beforetimes when 'woke' wasn't a pejorative hijacked by political and media types? Someone would say 'stay woke'? It was moments like this that they meant.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Restaur ... ernational

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Burger king has improved. Not only is it cheapest now (2 bacon cheese and fries and coke for $4) but my last few burgers been passable
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I haven't been inside one for a very long time and I'm pretty sure I can still remember that smell. Very bad!
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There’s a Burger King about half a mile from my house and I would wager it’s the worst in the nation.
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Anyone ever been to the Heart Attack Grill? It's actually pretty good food, but my god it's horrible for you.

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I have a hard time with almost all major fast foods except Arby’s these days. It’s weird.
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Food really should be delivered by pneumatic tube.
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