Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Post by HaulCitgo » Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:26 pm

Which raises the question "What goes best with a burger?" Beer being the single correct answer, I will exclude drink options. To omit Sybian's responses I will exclude anything that requires silverware. To keep it relevant it must be found on a fast food menu somewhere.

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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Post by mister d » Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:27 pm

Onion rings.
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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Post by brian » Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:29 pm

Potato salad would be an underrated choice here.

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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Post by A_B » Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:31 pm

I mean, if you told me i could only pick one thing to ever have with a burger for the rest of my life, I suppose I'd go fries. But it always depends on the restaurant for me. There's a place next to my office where the onion rings are worlds better than the fries. Then there's a place that makes homemade chips so i get those there.
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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Post by Johnny Carwash » Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:33 pm

I don't think I'd want to eat anything other than fries or onion rings with a burger.

And I think HaulCitgo's criteria exclude potato salad.
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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Post by Sabo » Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:39 pm

HaulCitgo wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:26 pm
Which raises the question "What goes best with a burger?" Beer being the single correct answer, I will exclude drink options. To omit Sybian's responses I will exclude anything that requires silverware. To keep it relevant it must be found on a fast food menu somewhere.
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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Post by brian » Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:41 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:33 pm
I don't think I'd want to eat anything other than fries or onion rings with a burger.

And I think HaulCitgo's criteria exclude potato salad.
I didn't see that, but that's bullshit. To me burger and potato salad just like being at a barbecue. People don't be eating fries with burgers that you cook out on your grill.

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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Post by Giff » Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:45 pm

brian wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:41 pm
Johnny Carwash wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:33 pm
I don't think I'd want to eat anything other than fries or onion rings with a burger.

And I think HaulCitgo's criteria exclude potato salad.
I didn't see that, but that's bullshit. To me burger and potato salad just like being at a barbecue. People don't be eating fries with burgers that you cook out on your grill.
I would if I could make them as tasty as fries I get at restaurants.
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Post by A_B » Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:46 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote:
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I don't think I'd want to eat anything other than fries or onion rings with a burger.

And I think HaulCitgo's criteria exclude potato salad.

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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Post by mister d » Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:03 pm

I know this is going to turn into the whole "you ask for NO bacon???" but ... I don't think potato anything is an ideal side for a burger because the roll makes it carb + carb.

(On that note, its worth pointing out my ideal onion ring is minimally breaded. Google "Kream and Kone Cape Cod onion rings" for an example.)
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Post by BSF21 » Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:13 pm

If the burger is on a steamed bagel, then what?
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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Post by sancarlos » Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:27 pm

When I grill a burger at home, I like to have pork and beans as a side. But, I never get that when I'm out, because pork and beans always tastes like bum at a restaurant.
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Post by The Sybian » Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:02 pm

HaulCitgo wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:26 pm
Which raises the question "What goes best with a burger?" Beer being the single correct answer, I will exclude drink options. To omit Sybian's responses I will exclude anything that requires silverware. To keep it relevant it must be found on a fast food menu somewhere.
Damn, that was cold! Mister D is way more food snobby than I am. I was going to say fries, but that requires a fork.
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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Post by Pruitt » Thu Jan 10, 2019 4:37 pm

Sabo wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:39 pm
HaulCitgo wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:26 pm
Which raises the question "What goes best with a burger?" Beer being the single correct answer, I will exclude drink options. To omit Sybian's responses I will exclude anything that requires silverware. To keep it relevant it must be found on a fast food menu somewhere.
Tater tots.
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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Post by A_B » Thu Jan 10, 2019 4:48 pm

The Sybian wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:02 pm
HaulCitgo wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:26 pm
Which raises the question "What goes best with a burger?" Beer being the single correct answer, I will exclude drink options. To omit Sybian's responses I will exclude anything that requires silverware. To keep it relevant it must be found on a fast food menu somewhere.
Damn, that was cold! Mister D is way more food snobby than I am. I was going to say fries, but that requires a fork.
Wait, what?
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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Post by sancarlos » Thu Jan 10, 2019 4:50 pm

A_B wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 4:48 pm
The Sybian wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:02 pm
HaulCitgo wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:26 pm
Which raises the question "What goes best with a burger?" Beer being the single correct answer, I will exclude drink options. To omit Sybian's responses I will exclude anything that requires silverware. To keep it relevant it must be found on a fast food menu somewhere.
Damn, that was cold! Mister D is way more food snobby than I am. I was going to say fries, but that requires a fork.
Wait, what?
Sybian uses a fork and knife to eat a Snickers bar, too.
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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Post by brian » Thu Jan 10, 2019 4:51 pm

A_B wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 4:48 pm
The Sybian wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:02 pm
HaulCitgo wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:26 pm
Which raises the question "What goes best with a burger?" Beer being the single correct answer, I will exclude drink options. To omit Sybian's responses I will exclude anything that requires silverware. To keep it relevant it must be found on a fast food menu somewhere.
Damn, that was cold! Mister D is way more food snobby than I am. I was going to say fries, but that requires a fork.
Wait, what?
How do you eat fries, rube?

(I could be going insane or it's deja vu or something, but I could swear we had a discussion about eating fries with a fork before.)

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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Post by A_B » Thu Jan 10, 2019 4:52 pm

I don’t eat fries with a fork unless they are cheese fries or otherwise smothered. I could be Canadian!
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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Post by mister d » Thu Jan 10, 2019 5:05 pm

Pruitt wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 4:37 pm
Sabo wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:39 pm
Tater tots.
Far and away, the most underrated potato dish.
Hell yes.
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Post by rass » Thu Jan 10, 2019 5:12 pm

Do you guys take applesauce and a juice box with your tots, or do you prefer chocolate milk?
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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Post by sancarlos » Thu Jan 10, 2019 5:19 pm

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Do you guys take applesauce and a juice box with your tots, or do you prefer chocolate milk?
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Post by Pruitt » Thu Jan 10, 2019 5:44 pm

I will defend the tater tot by pointing out that there is nothing particularly mature about french fries.
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Post by mister d » Thu Jan 10, 2019 6:15 pm

Ignore him, some people can't handle more than one texture at a time.
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Post by Ryan » Thu Jan 10, 2019 6:57 pm

Tater tots are fucking dumb and the way I know this is because they’re trendy at Disneyworld
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Post by Johnnie » Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:42 pm

They're called "Totchos."

Do they even portmanteau, bro?

It's like when I see "Oreo S'mores." They're fucking S'moreos.
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Post by Rush2112 » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:57 pm

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I am with mister d on Five Guys. Granted I only had it once, but didn't put me in a hurry to try again with other options available.
I don't think they're bad. But I'd rather have a slightly slower sit down burger than fast food anytime. I am really amazed that the 5 Guys on the Hill on Boulder (student area) and went out of business!

I like In N Out, I just wish that they used something besides the melted cheese shit.

I agree with Johnny on the Blakes. For a local place in NM they have good burgers, but that might be the green chile talking.
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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Post by The Sybian » Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:37 pm

A_B wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 4:48 pm
The Sybian wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:02 pm
HaulCitgo wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:26 pm
Which raises the question "What goes best with a burger?" Beer being the single correct answer, I will exclude drink options. To omit Sybian's responses I will exclude anything that requires silverware. To keep it relevant it must be found on a fast food menu somewhere.
Damn, that was cold! Mister D is way more food snobby than I am. I was going to say fries, but that requires a fork.
Wait, what?
That was a joke, FFS. Can't believe that spawned a 15 post thread.
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Post by A_B » Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:40 pm

You suck (your french fries then pour ketchup over them and then eat them)
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Post by DSafetyGuy » Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:39 am

Pruitt wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:04 pm
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You posted something calling them "man food" to defend them. Points are automatically deducted for that.

And tots are terrible at least 90% of the time because they are cooked poorly.
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Post by Pruitt » Fri Jan 11, 2019 2:08 pm

Oh, I just found that picture online. Wouldn't put it anywhere near my mouth.

I'm a purist when it comes to tots.
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Post by TT2.0 » Sat Jan 12, 2019 2:28 am

i got called a "disgusting stoner fuck" at whataburger at 330am last night cause i put fries bbq sauce and season salt on top of my burger then dipped it in my milkshake and ate it....my point is, its 330am at fucking whataburger....why WOULDNT i be stoned?
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TT2.0 wrote:
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i got called a "disgusting stoner fuck" at whataburger at 330am last night cause i put fries bbq sauce and season salt on top of my burger then dipped it in my milkshake and ate it....my point is, its 330am at fucking whataburger....why WOULDNT i be stoned?
But dipping in the milkshake?

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i was in fucking outer space
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Post by Giff » Thu Mar 28, 2019 1:44 pm

The chicken sandwich at Popeye's is easily the best fast food chicken sandwich.
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Post by brian » Thu Mar 28, 2019 7:21 pm

At Love Field for a connection so figured I’d have Chick-Fil-A for the first time in about 15 years and I don’t get the hype. It’s good but not any better than Wendy’s chicken sandwich. I should have got Whataburger. Buyers remorse.

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Post by A_B » Thu Mar 28, 2019 7:44 pm

The chick fil as here in town are far superior to Wendy’s. I’ve never had Popeyes Sammie because I always get spicy tenders or leg/wing combo.
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Post by brian » Thu Mar 28, 2019 7:47 pm

I definitely feel like I need to try the Popeyes sandwich now. I usually get the tenders there.

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Post by brian » Thu Mar 28, 2019 7:50 pm

Now I’m just kinda angry there’s no Whataburger in Las Vegas.

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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Post by mister d » Thu Mar 28, 2019 8:07 pm

brian wrote:
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I definitely feel like I need to try the Popeyes sandwich now.
Same.
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