Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Post by A_B » Thu Mar 28, 2019 8:18 pm

I really don’t.
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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Post by mister d » Thu Mar 28, 2019 8:27 pm

Maybe a nice coal burger.
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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Post by A_B » Thu Mar 28, 2019 8:31 pm

mister d wrote:
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Maybe a nice coal burger.
I’m just saying why add a bun to the chicken I am already getting? I have a biscuit with what I usually get which is far superior to a bun!
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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Post by mister d » Thu Mar 28, 2019 10:24 pm

It’s a totally different deal. Non-comps. Both are among the best.
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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Post by mister d » Fri Mar 29, 2019 9:50 am

Giff wrote:
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The chicken sandwich at Popeye's is easily the best fast food chicken sandwich.
Is it the po boy?
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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Post by Giff » Fri Mar 29, 2019 10:54 am

mister d wrote:
Fri Mar 29, 2019 9:50 am
Giff wrote:
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The chicken sandwich at Popeye's is easily the best fast food chicken sandwich.
Is it the po boy?
Nope just a normal chicken sandwich like CFA.
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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Post by Johnnie » Fri Mar 29, 2019 10:56 am

Damn, I'll have to try it when I'm off my dumb diet.

I liked that Popeyes did a thing where they put a chicken tender in a small tortilla with red beans and rice. They charged like $1.50 for it. Three of those and I was happy.
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Post by brian » Fri May 17, 2019 6:51 pm

She's not wrong. (I'd probably personally rank them 1) Wendy's 2) CFA 3) JINB but switching 2 and 3 would be defensible. (Really, any order is probably defensible, but anyone who insists CFA is much, much better is a zealot.)


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Post by HaulCitgo » Sat May 18, 2019 6:43 am

Give it to a kid for 30 straight days. If he still eats #31 then Wendy's wins. This is how many soccer practices before CFA loses out to Don sige taqueria.

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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

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Great marketing move
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Actually had €2 in my car and went with the McExtreme Bacon. Pretty good. I also purchased the Stroopwafel McFlurry. The novelty was cool, but it wasn't that great. Though I'd get it again.
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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Post by Square Rob » Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:52 pm

I eat Popeyes like once a week. Always a 5 piece spicy tender, with an extra biscuit and a side of dirty rice. No dipping sauce but with 5 packs of the Louisiana hot sauce. Greatest lunch on the planet.

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Post by A_B » Fri Jun 07, 2019 7:22 am

The MArdi Gras mustard is so good, though!
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Post by Giff » Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:14 am

I think at this point if I had to pick one fast food burger to eat the rest of my life, it'd be a Shackburger.
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Post by Johnnie » Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:33 am

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I eat Popeyes like once a week. Always a 5 piece spicy tender, with an extra biscuit and a side of dirty rice. No dipping sauce but with 5 packs of the Louisiana hot sauce. Greatest lunch on the planet.
Popeye's is THE constant on nearly every military base and post. The food is so damn good.

When it burned down on Vogelweh (Army post outside of Ramstein AB, Germany) everyone would drive to Spandahlem AB once in a while to get it.

Then they rearranged the food court at the BX on Ramstein and made room for Popeye's. The lines were long from open to close for 2 solid weeks of everyone getting their fix.

Popeye's is a national treasure.
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Post by Johnnie » Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:55 pm

Jesus fucking Christ.

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Post by Johnny Carwash » Sat Jul 06, 2019 9:06 pm

I mean, that's not meant to be paired with anything other than a Mountain Dew, right?
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Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Post by Johnnie » Thu Aug 22, 2019 12:46 pm

Literal line wrapped around the building for the drive thru and a packed inside for this sandwich, man.

And their systems are down so it's cash only. Last time there was this many people waiting for chicken that I've been a part of the new Popeyes on Ramstein opened.

If it weren't for the Popeyes on base being an "express" and thus a smaller menu, I would've been there.
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Post by brian » Thu Aug 22, 2019 12:50 pm

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Literal line wrapped around the building for the drive thru and a packed inside for this sandwich, man.

And their systems are down so it's cash only. Last time there was this many people waiting for chicken that I've been a part of the new Popeyes on Ramstein opened.

If it weren't for the Popeyes on base being an "express" and thus a smaller menu, I would've been there.
There's one a couple of miles from the house and I've heard the lines are insane so I was thinking of heading up there and seeing how bad it was. Might be a few weeks before I feel like braving the lines to get another one.


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Post by Giff » Thu Aug 22, 2019 1:09 pm

I've been taking a new way home from work that takes me down one of the busiest roads in Houston. I passed at least three Popeye's that had drive-thru lines snaking around the parking lot which is very uncommon.
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Post by Johnnie » Thu Aug 22, 2019 1:30 pm

I got an extra sandwich in my bag! Nice.
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Post by A_B » Thu Aug 22, 2019 1:34 pm

Johnnie wrote:
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I got an extra sandwich in my bag! Nice.
WELL NO WONDER THEY ARE RUNNING OUT
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Post by rass » Thu Aug 22, 2019 1:35 pm

One man's observation of his local suburban commercial highway hellscape during the late lunch rush is that CFA is still killing it. Popeye's seemed pretty busy, but no where near CFA. The Wendy's, White Castle, McD's and BK dirve thrus were all comparatively dead.
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Post by Johnnie » Thu Aug 22, 2019 1:38 pm

The sandwich is legit. Popeyes is king.
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One man's observation of his local suburban commercial highway hellscape during the late lunch rush is that CFA is still killing it. Popeye's seemed pretty busy, but no where near CFA. The Wendy's, White Castle, McD's and BK dirve thrus were all comparatively dead.
Give me White Castle all day long. Better than all those others you listed. 10 sliders with cheese and a red cream soda.
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Post by BSF21 » Thu Aug 22, 2019 3:05 pm

The enthusiasm the general population has over a fast food chicken sandwich is sad. It's a fucking sandwich.
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BSF21 wrote:
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The enthusiasm the general population has over a fast food chicken sandwich is sad. It's a fucking sandwich.
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Nobody tell BSF about reality television.
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Post by Johnnie » Thu Aug 22, 2019 4:52 pm

For the small amount of time it took me to eat it I forgot I was in the military.
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BSF21 wrote:
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The enthusiasm the general population has over a fast food chicken sandwich is sad. It's a fucking sandwich.
They aren’t making you have one.
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Post by brian » Tue Aug 27, 2019 4:36 pm

We went and ate Popeye's out of all of their sandwiches. Maybe Johnnie needs to get a job there and handle the logistics of getting all that chicken into our fat mouths.


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Post by Johnnie » Tue Aug 27, 2019 4:45 pm

If and only if they pay me in chicken sandwiches.

(Anyhoo, I'm glad I got to eat 3.)
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Post by Giff » Mon Oct 14, 2019 12:08 pm

We are within a month of the first In-N-Out opening in the Houston area and it just happens to be in my hometown. The thought of a double-double animal style at my local brewery is enough to bring a tear to the eye.
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Post by L-Jam3 » Mon Oct 14, 2019 12:18 pm

I don't see the big deal about the Panera video. At least if it's frozen the chance of food contamination is greatly lessened.

Having said that, she totally deserved to get fired.
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Giff wrote:
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We are within a month of the first In-N-Out opening in the Houston area and it just happens to be in my hometown. The thought of a double-double animal style at my local brewery is enough to bring a tear to the eye.
That's awesome. I suspect you'd better prepare yourself for some insane wait times at first though. I couldn't even imagine if there was only one In-N-Out in Las Vegas. The waittimes are crazy enough as it is.

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