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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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That would be real cool to watch for longer, but the dead cat makes me sad.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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Radioactive Boars!

Japanese Government is encouraging people to move back into some of the towns near Fukushima.

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Officials have also expressed concern that returning residents may be attacked by the animals, some of which have settled comfortably in abandoned homes and have reportedly lost their shyness to humans.
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Pruitt wrote:Radioactive Boars!

Japanese Government is encouraging people to move back into some of the towns near Fukushima.

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Officials have also expressed concern that returning residents may be attacked by the animals, some of which have settled comfortably in abandoned homes and have reportedly lost their shyness to humans.
Isn't that how Godzilla happened?
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Precooked bacon!
Totally Kafkaesque
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Shirley wrote:Precooked bacon!
With the smoky tang of radioactivity!
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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As someone who mountain bikes and gets a bit freaked when I see a snake....this would cause some leakage
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2017/05/biker-c ... his-friend
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wlu_lax6 wrote:As someone who mountain bikes and gets a bit freaked when I see a snake....this would cause some leakage
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2017/05/biker-c ... his-friend
That'll add some intensity to your pedaling!
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sancarlos wrote:
wlu_lax6 wrote:As someone who mountain bikes and gets a bit freaked when I see a snake....this would cause some leakage
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2017/05/biker-c ... his-friend
That'll add some intensity to your pedaling!
Guy in the back hit the breaks.
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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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Biggest bugs you will ever see.

Crazy story too.

http://www.npr.org/sections/krulwich/20 ... t=20170712
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wlu_lax6 wrote:
sancarlos wrote:
wlu_lax6 wrote:As someone who mountain bikes and gets a bit freaked when I see a snake....this would cause some leakage
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2017/05/biker-c ... his-friend
That'll add some intensity to your pedaling!
Guy in the back hit the breaks.
Only go camping with a companion with a limp. :shrug:
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Wasp in my house. Almost died.
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mister d wrote:Wasp in my house. Almost died.


Had a yellow jacket in my house a few months ago. That was some kind of adrenaline filled 20 minute struggle of nature versus man(scared shitless of stingy things). I ended up hitting it out of the air with a shoe and then jumped on that motherfucker like Chuck Liddell finishing a UFC fight.
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Same, except it was probably only 5 minutes of me not being able to find it, which was even more terrifying. I was silently creeping around the house like a goddamn horror movie. If Prodigy were still alive and in my house, "Shook Ones, Pt III" would already be half written.
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A couple years ago, we had hornets build a nest under the shingles near our chimney... and many ended up getting inside the house by flying in through the fireplace. I went 16-0 in man vs. hornet fights that spring.

In a side note, the mascot of the high school on the other side of our back yard is the Hornets.
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P.D.X. wrote:http://www.dailycamera.com/cu-news/ci_31188629/cu-warns-rare-extremely-dangerous-badger-spotted-boulder


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg
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wrt wasp/hornet/yellowjackets above, not horrifying to everyone. J C on a scooter!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MFs0F_wOK8
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Craziest shit you'll see today.

https://youtu.be/GCo2uCLXvhk

Wasps really are amazing and terrifying.
Totally Kafkaesque
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parasites are disgusting
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That link will remain blue.
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You see a link?
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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bfj wrote: Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:57 pm That link will remain blue.
What would you click it for?

At least $300 over here. Maybe more.
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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