Nature is Horrifying

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Sabo wrote:
You never told us birdwatching was this dope!
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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govmentchedda wrote:
Sabo wrote:
You never told us birdwatching was this dope!
Oh god. He's tried, chedda. He's tried.
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Image

Just around the corner from my house.

(Couldn't find a picture for "Beaver Drugs" which is also in the neighbourhood.
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Sabo wrote:
That silly coyote is lucky. Cuz if he ever did catch the road runner, he was gonna get some of that.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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Pruitt wrote:Image

Just around the corner from my house.

(Couldn't find a picture for "Beaver Drugs" which is also in the neighbourhood.
Of course, there's also this fine establishment in Avon, Colorado, right next to Beaver Creek ski area:

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Again?

Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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hello spank bank



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I'm not arachnophobic, but NO. FUCK NO. NOPE. KILL IT DEAD. NUKE EVERYTHING.

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Story.
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I love that a 'rescued' spider exists.
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Blowing up the internet today and yesterday:

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Johnnie wrote:Blowing up the internet today and yesterday:

Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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I crapped my pants.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Bruh. Holy shit.
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SOn. Now you are a man.
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JFC. I want to know where that was filmed to ensure I'll never go there.
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According to multiple sites on the interwebs, Galapagos.

It's from last night's Planet Earth 2.
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Attenborough is a god damn national treasure. If only he were ours. We have Oprah narrate our Planet Earths.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Former Swamper!
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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Holy fucking Christ. This shit is like a Pixar cast from hell.

http://gizmodo.com/this-deep-sea-fisher ... 1790323479

A sample:



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he's a gooner. he's alright.
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Tomi Lahren without makeup:

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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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She's hotter without makeup. And sound.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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Sabo wrote:
Tell me about it! I clenched my ass just in time to keep from making a mess.
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Sabo wrote:
How fucking thirsty would you need to be to drink from that?
Totally Kafkaesque
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Shirley wrote:
Sabo wrote:
How fucking thirsty would you need to be to drink from that?
Well, that antelope's other drink options probably also included predators.
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P.D.X. wrote:Never gets old.
In a related story, when I was home sick one day last week, I watched part of Deliverance on TV.
Totally Kafkaesque
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BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
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Those are great pictures.
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rass wrote:Those are great pictures.

Holidaymakers shoot great shots.
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Comment under the series of images:

Jeff.Hall, Riverside, United States, 7 minutes ago
That bear reminds me of John Lewis, just casually walking past a trash talking loud mouth and taking his civil rights home for dinner.

Ah...Murica.
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BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
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Are reptiles kosher?
Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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Sabo wrote:
Are reptiles kosher?
No. Amphibians aren't kosher either.
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bfj wrote:
Sabo wrote:
Are reptiles kosher?
No. Amphibians aren't kosher either.
Huh, I didn't know that. More likely I learned that and forgot it. Frog legs and alligator poppers, two more reasons I am unclean.
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If you ever need some perspective, remember that at least a parasitic crustacean didn't eat your tongue and then become your tongue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBMK7C_HwI4
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