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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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Johnnie wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pmOh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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re-branded: patriothole.com

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An Abortion Doctor So Sexual That Your Daughter Gets Horny For A Third-Term Procedure? Believe It. His Name Is Ahmed.
Johnnie wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pmOh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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pretty funny, but also why we are in for 7.5 more years of Trump.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I was sure this was going to be the Columbusing one.
Johnnie wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pmOh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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Johnnie wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pmOh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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got me to click, so, effective.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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Johnnie wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pmOh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Johnnie wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pmOh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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That reminds me of this kid who moved to my school in 5th grade. At recess we were playing football and he wanted to play. The first time he caught a pass, he turned around and ran face first into some old school metal jungle gym and blood was gushing from his nose and mouth. That was also the last football play in 5th grade.
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Johnnie wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pmOh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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Johnnie wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pmOh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Johnnie wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pmOh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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mister d wrote: Thu Aug 02, 2018 10:54 am Instant goddamn classic here: Such Assholes: The 7 Wisecracking Fetuses Who Live In My Microwave, Whom I Hate
Clickhole is the repository for the stuff that is too absurd/tasteless for the Onion. Obvious I know, but...

And I love it so much.
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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But if you have to deal with babies, at least Clickhole has options to keep them clothed.
Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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Writing has really gone downhill.
Johnnie wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pmOh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Really worth a click through
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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Bandwagon fan of the 2023 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
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(Feels a little too close to Caroline's Cart.)
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well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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Bandwagon fan of the 2023 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
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This one hits home

he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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For the turtle fans out there:

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"You dumb green fuck" is also what ljam called the lady who beeped at him for littering.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I regret not simply making an O'Doyle joke yesterday.
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Clickhole is a god-damned national treasure.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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