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Crackin me up

http://www.clickhole.com/article/honor- ... rite-m-584" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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That's great. Is this basically just a lazy Onion?
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ClickHole is put out by the Onion.

In the past, The Onions format parodied newspapers and then news sites. They are now making fun of Buzz Feed.
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That makes total sense. Those guys are great.
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/sleeping-or-dead-651" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;



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http://www.clickhole.com/r/2036tsd" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Man, that's great.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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I've had the term "beef boys" stuck in my head for about three weeks, or whenever the "The Two Types of Motorcycles That There Are" one came out. Killed me.

1. This one

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This is the American Rumble Buggy. Beef boys drive these ones because they’ve got the leather parkas and big thighs to tame ’em. They haul around from neighborhood to neighborhood with their gristle wives on their backs, proving how loud these chunk wagons can scream. You do not wear helmets on this motorcycle. We cannot stress that enough.
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Monsters
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If those bitches come at Graham Parker, then you'll see a real War on Terror.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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clickhole dishing out some straight up truth about Big Bird today

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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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I laughed so goddamn hard at this one ...
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Likewise.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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They're more or less flawless when it comes to picking the right words. "Amok" being the key one there.
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mister d wrote:They're more or less flawless when it comes to picking the right words. "Amok" being the key one there.
I can't see Twitter, so I assumed it was the Ross one. I retract my "likewise".
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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Giff wrote:
mister d wrote:They're more or less flawless when it comes to picking the right words. "Amok" being the key one there.
I can't see Twitter, so I assumed it was the Ross one. I retract my "likewise".
Likewise reasserted after looking on my phone.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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Pruitt wrote:Ross has four stomachs like a cow!

http://www.clickhole.com/article/latest ... e=facebook
I think that was the final straw for Putin; after seeing this, he launched the attack.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

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Brought to a grateful world by the folks at the Onion. All the celebrity news you never knew you wanted.

http://www.starwipe.com/
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Pruitt wrote:Brought to a grateful world by the folks at the Onion. All the celebrity news you never knew you wanted.

http://www.starwipe.com/
That's fantastic.

Michael Douglas Honors Elie Wiesel—But Really, Shouldn’t It Be The Other Way Around?
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BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
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But when you start monetizing your blog like I did, you’ll realize just how special your child really is.
I can think of no better example of how we as a society have truly become a people who know the price of everything, and the value of nothing.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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howard wrote:
But when you start monetizing your blog like I did, you’ll realize just how special your child really is.
I can think of no better example of how we as a society have truly become a people who know the price of everything, and the value of nothing.
I can...

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Johnnie wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pmOh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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that's not just for Xmas; all year round. you'd think the president, (a black man) would have something to say about this terrorism. or, even do something.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
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Its all great but really peaks with Frightened Rodney: House-Sit For Your Neighbors While They’re On Vacation!
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Cilantro? So Plesh...
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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That one was so good.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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We Need To Teach Our Sons That Being Convicted Of Rape Is Wrong

The truth is, the moment your boy loses a rape trial is the moment that lives are ruined, and there’s absolutely no taking that back.
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