The Official Swamp Dating Thread

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Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Post by sancarlos » Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:38 pm

rass wrote:
Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:33 pm
Jerloma is Tom Hanks in Big, right down to being too fondly remembered for his piano playing.
Yes. Cringeworthy. J-Lo, please tell us your camping trip didn't play out like the sleepover scene in Big.

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Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Post by Jerloma » Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:40 pm

OMG, I totally am.
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Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Post by mister d » Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:42 pm

"No, I'm fine. This tent is actually roomier than it looks and the ground isn't all that bumpy. Thank you for the offer but I'm good. G'night, buddy."
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I'm definitely known as "the boy who cried penis" in town.

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Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Post by The Sybian » Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:44 pm

sancarlos wrote:
Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:38 pm
rass wrote:
Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:33 pm
Jerloma is Tom Hanks in Big, right down to being too fondly remembered for his piano playing.
Yes. Cringeworthy. J-Lo, please tell us your camping trip didn't play out like the sleepover scene in Big.
Please, you know that is exactly how it played out. It's such a shame he let her sleep in her own tent when he had such a nice air mattress. It seems rude not to offer to share.
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Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Post by govmentchedda » Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:55 pm

The Sybian wrote:
Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:44 pm
sancarlos wrote:
Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:38 pm
rass wrote:
Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:33 pm
Jerloma is Tom Hanks in Big, right down to being too fondly remembered for his piano playing.
Yes. Cringeworthy. J-Lo, please tell us your camping trip didn't play out like the sleepover scene in Big.
Please, you know that is exactly how it played out. It's such a shame he let her sleep in her own tent when he had such a nice air mattress. It seems rude not to offer to share.
Air mattresses inevitably deflate at least a little overnight. Know what happens to the two people on said air mattress when that happens?
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Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Post by Jerloma » Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:58 pm

You want cringe-worthy? When we got back to my house and she was leaving, she gave me a hug and said "Thank you so much for coming with me!" My awkward response..."Oh yeah of course, I'll go anywhere with you."
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God

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Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Post by tennbengal » Mon Sep 14, 2020 3:12 pm

Except to pound town.

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Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Post by BSF21 » Mon Sep 14, 2020 3:13 pm

tennbengal wrote:
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Except to pound town.
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Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Post by mister d » Mon Sep 14, 2020 3:14 pm

"What about my bedroom?"
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rass wrote:
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I'm definitely known as "the boy who cried penis" in town.

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