The Swamp

Jerloma wrote: ↑Thu Feb 21, 2019 1:37 pm I've actually been hanging out with a girl in my tennis circles that's almost suspiciously perfect for me. She's an evolutionary anthropology teacher, liberal, sciencey, cute, awesome tennis and ping pong player, plays guitar, loves weed, and just oozes cool. Terrified to make any sort of move though.

I get the whole regret is worse than rejection thing but not really when you still have to see the person all the time. I also don't want to make it weird and throw away a beneficial friendship.

Jerloma wrote: ↑Thu Feb 21, 2019 1:37 pm I've actually been hanging out with a girl in my tennis circles that's almost suspiciously perfect for me. She's an evolutionary anthropology teacher, liberal, sciencey, cute, awesome tennis and ping pong player, plays guitar, loves weed, and just oozes cool. Terrified to make any sort of move though.

I get the whole regret is worse than rejection thing but not really when you still have to see the person all the time. I also don't want to make it weird and throw away a beneficial friendship.

Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 9:30 am do we need to teach JLo about half plus seven?

mister d wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 10:00 am 7.5 seems young even for Missouri.

A_B wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 4:24 pm Obviously you need a pair of the same tights.

Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 4:40 pm just ask her if she wants to get a beer sometime and if she says yes, go enjoy each others' company for a couple hours at a bar

The Sybian wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 4:49 pm The Swamp has officially come full circle. Bronto is the one breaking down dating advice into the simplest, no-nonsense form.

mister d wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 8:12 pm Get a pair of Tupac tights and next time she wears her start aggressively slamming your crotch and ass into her while yelling “whoa its seems they still really don’t like each other huh?” and see if she seems into it.

The Sybian wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 4:49 pm

Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 4:40 pm just ask her if she wants to get a beer sometime and if she says yes, go enjoy each others' company for a couple hours at a bar

The Swamp has officially come full circle. Bronto is the one breaking down dating advice into the simplest, no-nonsense form.

Jerloma wrote: ↑Sat Feb 23, 2019 5:04 pm

The Sybian wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 4:49 pm

Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 4:40 pm just ask her if she wants to get a beer sometime and if she says yes, go enjoy each others' company for a couple hours at a bar

The Swamp has officially come full circle. Bronto is the one breaking down dating advice into the simplest, no-nonsense form.

Doesn't make an awful lot of sense. We already hang out at each other's places. Hell, I was over there for 5 hours last night just getting high and listening to records. Getting her from one of our couches to the bar seems counterproductive.

Jerloma wrote: ↑Sat Feb 23, 2019 5:04 pm

The Sybian wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 4:49 pm

Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 4:40 pm just ask her if she wants to get a beer sometime and if she says yes, go enjoy each others' company for a couple hours at a bar

The Swamp has officially come full circle. Bronto is the one breaking down dating advice into the simplest, no-nonsense form.

Doesn't make an awful lot of sense. We already hang out at each other's places. Hell, I was over there for 5 hours last night just getting high and listening to records. Getting her from one of our couches to the bar seems counterproductive.

Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Sat Feb 23, 2019 6:49 pm it was just the two of you?

The Sybian wrote: ↑Sat Feb 23, 2019 11:03 pm

Jerloma wrote: ↑Sat Feb 23, 2019 5:04 pm

The Sybian wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 4:49 pm

Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 4:40 pm just ask her if she wants to get a beer sometime and if she says yes, go enjoy each others' company for a couple hours at a bar

The Swamp has officially come full circle. Bronto is the one breaking down dating advice into the simplest, no-nonsense form.

Doesn't make an awful lot of sense. We already hang out at each other's places. Hell, I was over there for 5 hours last night just getting high and listening to records. Getting her from one of our couches to the bar seems counterproductive.

Getting high, for me anyways, would be super counter productive for making a move. I get so inside my own head, I'd over think the fuck out of it, and be paralyzed to physical make a move after mentally deciding to, which would take 10 times longer than it would sober, and 100 times longer than if I was drinking. Getting high at a party, I'd sit in a corner convinced everyone was laughing at me. Then my crotch would feel warm, and I'd think I pissed myself 10 times a night.

Jerloma wrote: ↑Sun Feb 24, 2019 12:03 am

Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Sat Feb 23, 2019 6:49 pm it was just the two of you?

Yes. Three times, now! Completely empty houses all night.

I know.

Jerloma wrote: ↑Sun Feb 24, 2019 7:53 pm I don't really get the whole "Netflix and chill" thing anyway. Words means things. If there's supposed to be some sort of implication behind, "Wanna come over, get high, and listen to records," it's completely lost on me.

Jerloma wrote: ↑Tue Feb 26, 2019 10:38 am So I asked her if it'd be cool if I bought a pair of Tupac pants, walked in her house and screamed "THAT'S WHY I FUCKED YOUR BITCH YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER," proceeded to violently rap "Hit 'em Up" at her in her kitchen, then drop the mic, walk out the door, and go home.

She said not only would she be into it, but nothing would make her happier. Then admitted that she's actually more of a west coast girl at heart and sent me a picture of her and Snoop Dogg.

I think I'm in love. Watching me screw this up is going to be gut-wrenching for you guys.

Pruitt wrote: ↑Tue Feb 26, 2019 10:45 am She really sounds great.

Seriously...