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Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:38 pm
by sancarlos
rass wrote: Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:33 pm Jerloma is Tom Hanks in Big, right down to being too fondly remembered for his piano playing.
Yes. Cringeworthy. J-Lo, please tell us your camping trip didn't play out like the sleepover scene in Big.


Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:40 pm
by Jerloma
OMG, I totally am.

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:42 pm
by mister d
"No, I'm fine. This tent is actually roomier than it looks and the ground isn't all that bumpy. Thank you for the offer but I'm good. G'night, buddy."

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:44 pm
by The Sybian
sancarlos wrote: Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:38 pm
rass wrote: Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:33 pm Jerloma is Tom Hanks in Big, right down to being too fondly remembered for his piano playing.
Yes. Cringeworthy. J-Lo, please tell us your camping trip didn't play out like the sleepover scene in Big.
Please, you know that is exactly how it played out. It's such a shame he let her sleep in her own tent when he had such a nice air mattress. It seems rude not to offer to share.

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:55 pm
by govmentchedda
The Sybian wrote: Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:44 pm
sancarlos wrote: Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:38 pm
rass wrote: Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:33 pm Jerloma is Tom Hanks in Big, right down to being too fondly remembered for his piano playing.
Yes. Cringeworthy. J-Lo, please tell us your camping trip didn't play out like the sleepover scene in Big.
Please, you know that is exactly how it played out. It's such a shame he let her sleep in her own tent when he had such a nice air mattress. It seems rude not to offer to share.
Air mattresses inevitably deflate at least a little overnight. Know what happens to the two people on said air mattress when that happens?

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:58 pm
by Jerloma
You want cringe-worthy? When we got back to my house and she was leaving, she gave me a hug and said "Thank you so much for coming with me!" My awkward response..."Oh yeah of course, I'll go anywhere with you."

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2020 3:12 pm
by tennbengal
Except to pound town.

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2020 3:13 pm
by BSF21
tennbengal wrote: Mon Sep 14, 2020 3:12 pm Except to pound town.
Pound Town
Est. ----
Pop: 0

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2020 3:14 pm
by mister d
"What about my bedroom?"
"Ha ha sure, that sounds good. You wait here, I'll be right back."

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2020 12:51 am
by Brontoburglar
Ryan wrote: Fri Nov 06, 2020 10:42 pm Go for it, Jerloma!
this post reminded me that

1. has jerloma actually gone for it?

2. he's making this vote counting look like a millisecond

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2021 12:24 pm
by Jerloma
Did the sex last night, you guys. It was good! I intend on doing more.

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2021 12:35 pm
by govmentchedda
Take it to the Shameless Self Promotion thread.

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2021 12:46 pm
by mister d
"This is just like riding a bike but with even more bodily fluids!"

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2021 1:02 pm
by L-Jam3
mister d wrote: Fri Jun 04, 2021 12:46 pm "This is just like riding a bike but with even more bodily fluids!"
That would be Steve.

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2021 7:30 pm
by Johnnie
Audible laughter on those last 2 posts from me. TWILTS.

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2021 11:32 am
by Jerloma
After our date last night, girl texts me nice message about how she enjoys our time and it's the only time she can really just relax and enjoy life.

Me: I'm glad. It's a nice reprieve for me as well.

Her: Hmmm...

Me: Wth does Hmmm... mean?

Her: Fucking hmmm. Just hmmm.

What do you make of that?

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2021 11:44 am
by govmentchedda
You've never been hmmm'ed before?

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2021 11:46 am
by rass
She couldn't quite explain it /Canadian baritone

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2021 12:09 pm
by Jerloma
govmentchedda wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 11:44 am You've never been hmmm'ed before?
I don't feel like I said anything worthy of ponderance.

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2021 12:18 pm
by Pruitt
Jerloma wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 12:09 pm
govmentchedda wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 11:44 am You've never been hmmm'ed before?
I don't feel like I said anything worthy of ponderance.
I'd be as confused as hell.

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2021 12:37 pm
by mister d
JFC, its an acronym: Hammer My Moist Mouth

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2021 12:52 pm
by A_B
Pruitt wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 12:18 pm
Jerloma wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 12:09 pm
govmentchedda wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 11:44 am You've never been hmmm'ed before?
I don't feel like I said anything worthy of ponderance.
I'd be as confused as hell.
Maybe she's like "Wow, this guy is really overthinking this. He's way into his own head here. Do i really want to see him again? Or is he always going to be like this?"

But maybe she's NOT like that. Probably nothing to worry about.

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:02 pm
by P.D.X.
Lighten up bro! She's flirt-texting you and you're replying like a droid.

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:18 pm
by degenerasian
When she texted you after the date you should have been at her house. The hmmmm confirms it.

Otherwise she would have just gone to sleep.

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:37 pm
by Jerloma
degenerasian wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:18 pm When she texted you after the date you should have been at her house. The hmmmm confirms it.

Otherwise she would have just gone to sleep.
We already did that.

Is that really droidish? I said the exact same thing she said!

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2021 2:41 pm
by serrano
Jerloma wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:37 pm
degenerasian wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:18 pm When she texted you after the date you should have been at her house. The hmmmm confirms it.

Otherwise she would have just gone to sleep.
We already did that.

Is that really droidish? I said the exact same thing she said!
C3P0 would have used the word “reprieve”.

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2021 2:17 pm
by mister d
DaveInSeattle wrote: Tue May 14, 2013 6:34 amI tried that once. I was at a concert (a KEXP BBQ...saw the Saturday Knights, Helio Sequence, and the Dandy Warhols) and got talking with this gal. Well, more like babbling....we were both pretty ripping drunk. Anyways, we were standing there talking and dancing and whatnot, and I say "Hey....I'll go get us another round of beers"....but when I came back she was gone.

I figured "what the hell....I'll give it a try", and put something on the Missed Connections part of Craigslist. Got zero responses.

So sure...try it....but don't expect much....
Did a search because Spotify suggested I go back to an old Helio Sequence album, which I am doing right now, and thought this was worth bumping.

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2021 2:19 pm
by DaveInSeattle
mister d wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 2:17 pm
DaveInSeattle wrote: Tue May 14, 2013 6:34 amI tried that once. I was at a concert (a KEXP BBQ...saw the Saturday Knights, Helio Sequence, and the Dandy Warhols) and got talking with this gal. Well, more like babbling....we were both pretty ripping drunk. Anyways, we were standing there talking and dancing and whatnot, and I say "Hey....I'll go get us another round of beers"....but when I came back she was gone.

I figured "what the hell....I'll give it a try", and put something on the Missed Connections part of Craigslist. Got zero responses.

So sure...try it....but don't expect much....
Did a search because Spotify suggested I go back to an old Helio Sequence album, which I am doing right now, and thought this was worth bumping.
God...that was a long time ago.

The Helio Sequence is great though! And super fun to see live!

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2021 10:23 am
by Giff
Bronto bows out of this thread...

Congrats man!!!

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2021 11:26 am
by sancarlos
Giff wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 10:23 am Bronto bows out of this thread...

Congrats man!!!
Yeah, congrats, Bronto!

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2021 11:32 am
by rass
congrats man!

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2021 12:45 pm
by Shirley
How many single Swampers are left?

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2021 2:31 pm
by Brontoburglar
thanks! she designed it and knew it was complete after we waited 3+ months for it and the wedding is half planned. plus given our schedules this month + seeing her family for thanksgiving, my options were limited both in terms of date and surprise. but it worked out. she loves it.

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:02 pm
by The Sybian
Brontoburglar wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 2:31 pm it worked out. she loves it.
And this is all that matters. Congrats, Bronto. I'll PM my address for the invite.

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:12 pm
by A_B
The Sybian wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:02 pm
Brontoburglar wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 2:31 pm it worked out. she loves it.
And this is all that matters. Congrats, Bronto. I'll PM my address for the invite.
I will settle for one Swamper in attendance, wearing a webcam on his head and holding a laptop with everyone else in the swamp on a zoom meeting.

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:18 pm
by govmentchedda
Congrats, Nick!

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:28 pm
by Brontoburglar
A_B wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:12 pm
The Sybian wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:02 pm
Brontoburglar wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 2:31 pm it worked out. she loves it.
And this is all that matters. Congrats, Bronto. I'll PM my address for the invite.
I will settle for one Swamper in attendance, wearing a webcam on his head and holding a laptop with everyone else in the swamp on a zoom meeting.
first swamper to volunteer for this will receive very good food and free booze all night and also be eligible to compete in my memorial singlehood golf tournament the day before

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2021 4:13 pm
by mister d
Out of respect, I won't ... that and instead congratulate you.

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2021 4:16 pm
by Rush2112
Congrats! May the BBQ sauce flow.

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2021 4:47 pm
by Giff
Brontoburglar wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:28 pm
A_B wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:12 pm
The Sybian wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:02 pm
Brontoburglar wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 2:31 pm it worked out. she loves it.
And this is all that matters. Congrats, Bronto. I'll PM my address for the invite.
I will settle for one Swamper in attendance, wearing a webcam on his head and holding a laptop with everyone else in the swamp on a zoom meeting.
first swamper to volunteer for this will receive very good food and free booze all night and also be eligible to compete in my memorial singlehood golf tournament the day before
What's the date?