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tennbengal wrote: Thu Dec 20, 2018 8:40 pmStroke?
We covered autoerotic.
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A_B wrote: Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:35 pm
tennbengal wrote: Thu Dec 20, 2018 8:40 pmStroke?
We covered autoerotic.
My stroke guess wasn't the tawdry kind.
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I think the confusion here is that you meant stroke like Drew suffered a brain emergency and he meant stroke like Drew injured himself masturbating.
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mister d wrote: Fri Dec 21, 2018 8:49 am I think the confusion here is that you meant stroke like Drew suffered a brain emergency and he meant stroke like Drew injured himself masturbating.
It can't be both?
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"We're not the smartest people in the world. We go down the straightaway and turn left. That's literally what we do." -- Clint Bowyer
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I was wrong.
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this is insane
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So ... its clearly not good, but I think its better than what I expected?
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So...asphyxiation gets partial credit?
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So where did the blood come from? I’ve never heard of drinking so hard you choke on your own blood.
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tennbengal wrote: Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:40 pm So where did the blood come from? I’ve never heard of drinking so hard you choke on your own blood.
That's how Attila the Hun died. (supposedly) (minus the karaoke) (I'm assuming)
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I would’ve guessed some William Holden-type stuff, but not this.
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tennbengal wrote: Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:40 pm So where did the blood come from? I’ve never heard of drinking so hard you choke on your own blood.
There was definitely one post missing there. Ulcer?
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You have to thread the needle really fine to make a joke in this situation, but its possible given how the site works. I'd say this guy nailed it ...



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OK, so the Tweets were deleted. What happened?
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Shirley wrote: Fri Dec 21, 2018 8:07 pm OK, so the Tweets were deleted. What happened?
Magary got hammered, passed out, choked on his blood and nearly died. He was apparently unconscious for a week after the accident.
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Shirley wrote: Fri Dec 21, 2018 8:07 pm OK, so the Tweets were deleted. What happened?
I was also in the dark. Found this:

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So Barstool just going all-in on being complete shitlords with this IDF propaganda bullshit.

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Maybe we need to change the thread title?

Anyhoo, Barstool Sports was banned from the Super Bowl and PFT Commenter was issued a criminal trespass warning.

I wonder how the folks from Devour feel about that considering they have them a bus to travel in to get there.
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Johnnie wrote: Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:04 pm Maybe we need to change the thread title?

Anyhoo, Barstool Sports was banned from the Super Bowl and PFT Commenter was issued a criminal trespass warning.
Good.
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Johnnie wrote: Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:04 pm Maybe we need to change the thread title?

Anyhoo, Barstool Sports was banned from the Super Bowl and PFT Commenter was issued a criminal trespass warning.

I wonder how the folks from Devour feel about that considering they have them a bus to travel in to get there.
Maybe start a new barstool thread? That way I can avoid it more easily.
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NFL banning Barstool from the Super Bowl has a real "Hitler bans Rove from hell" kinda feel.
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brian wrote: Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:14 pm
Johnnie wrote: Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:04 pm Maybe we need to change the thread title?

Anyhoo, Barstool Sports was banned from the Super Bowl and PFT Commenter was issued a criminal trespass warning.
Good.
So these guys are crying about getting kicked out when they had fake credentials? Fuck off, they deserve to be in jail for this. You can't let a bunch of clowns into the press pool to interview players during Super Bowl week. And the idiot posts an interview saying he plans on going to the game anyways? I really hope they make security aware.

I have no educated opinion of Barstool, but what little I've seen of these guys, they seem like hipster frat boys douches that try way too hard to be cool, relevant (in an ironic way) or funny. Maybe they are legit media and maybe I would like them, but from what I've seen, I have no desire to see more of them. I assume Im aged out of their demographic, and maybe too old to get them, but they just seem like assholes.
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I'm completely baffled they had fake credentials because when the company was sold and moved to New York they seemed to have a stink of "Real Media." They have legit A+ guests on their podcasts. Plus they went to Atlanta in a sponsored tour bus.

As for who they cater to it's always the college crowd plus the late 20s/early 30s group. Portnoy is in his 40s now, which makes it kinda weird. Seriously, outside of Pardon My Take I couldn't give a shit less about them.
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Portnoy got arrested earlier for his protest in NFL NY headquarters, so I understand him getting kicked out, which probably affected the credentials for the entire company.

The NFL might want to rethink their dealings with PMT people --they're extremely successful at promoting the NFL to the demographic the NFL seeks and they have good relationships with a lot of NFL players and personnel. Not too many media members succeed at making NFL players and coaches seem likable, and they do. Maybe this is the NFL's way to push the PMT guys to ditch barstool.
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The Sybian wrote: Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:30 pm You can't let a bunch of clowns into the press pool to interview players during Super Bowl week.
Is this your first time watching Super Bowl media week? It's been a bunch of clowns for a long time.

edit: There are clowns there, literally:
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Drew's back.
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A_B wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2019 10:40 amDrew's back.
He also has a short piece up on GQ.
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Barstool up to its usual nonsense...

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brian wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2019 10:37 am Magary on Barstool and the "Stoolies".
That's the stuff.
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DaveInSeattle wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 5:58 pm Barstool up to its usual nonsense...

Miel is a regular on All Fantasy Everything, one of my favorite podcasts. Kind of a trip to see her in this context. I wonder if they guys will have her on to discuss... That's not really the vibe of the show, but they had Zac Toscani on not long after his Twitter thread about someone stealing food at his office went viral.
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I know Barstool is trying to be a national brand, but it's really amazing how it combines the worst of the Internet with the worst of Boston sports fandom into one shitty stew.
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I Would Like To Offer A 50 Dollar Gift Card To Our Store To The Vine Star Who Originally Posted the Miel Bredouw Video Before Miel Bredouw And Is Getting No Credit
Barstool's method of defense is to attack the messenger, and Deadspin seems to make that pretty easy for them. It seems Deadspin is only noticed (well at least by me) when they screw up or when they attack Barstool.
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They do, or Moskowitz does, great investigative work too. (And treat women properly. And don't go on Fox News.)
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mister d wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:25 am They do, or Moskowitz does, great investigative work too. (And treat women properly. And don't go on Fox News.)
Now they do. They've admitted to being misogynistic shitheels in the past.
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EdRomero wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:55 pm I Would Like To Offer A 50 Dollar Gift Card To Our Store To The Vine Star Who Originally Posted the Miel Bredouw Video Before Miel Bredouw And Is Getting No Credit
Barstool's method of defense is to attack the messenger, and Deadspin seems to make that pretty easy for them. It seems Deadspin is only noticed (well at least by me) when they screw up or when they attack Barstool.
Funny, I only ever hear about Barstool when Deadspin points out how unbelievably shitty they’re being. You really should read Deadspin. A lot of good writing going on over there.
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Once upon a time Deadspin was dogshit and condemned widely on this very site.

Granted, they switched up who's written for them along the years, but still. Magary wasn't exactly Mr. Popularity that entire time.
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To confirm, I agree. Daulerio was shitty and a lot of the defenses of them getting sued really only felt half right at best.
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