Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - The Running Man (1987), Thursday, Feb 25 8:30 PM ET

Post by **brian** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:45 pm

rass wrote: ↑Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:44 pm Dynamo is the worst

[+] spoiler: Isn't he the only one who actually survives?

Post by **brian** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:46 pm

The only stalker I mean.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:46 pm

Reaper wrote: ↑Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:43 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:39 pm Anyone else find it unusual Dawson introduced him as "Professor Sub-Zero"? The opening credits lists someone as Professor (rest of name).
I mean, he was Professor Tanaka in the WWF. Maybe Dawson slipped and they just kept it.

Professor Toru Tanaka (born Charles Kalani).

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:46 pm

Lite brite ass costume

Post by **brian** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:47 pm

Smart to make sure the women contestant's uniforms are low-cut.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:47 pm

Kind of Star Trek to put the lesser actors in red.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:48 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:47 pm Smart to make sure the women contestant's uniforms are low-cut.

Kind of Star Trek even

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:49 pm

rass wrote: ↑Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:46 pm Lite brite ass costume

Tesla Truck is cool though

Post by **brian** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:50 pm

At least they didn't drag the black guy behind a motor vehicle.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:50 pm

MCA’s (fuck Brian for that abbreviation) acting isn’t as bad as I remembered

Post by **brian** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:52 pm

Buzzsaw didn't go down like that bitch Subzero at least.

Post by **brian** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:53 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:52 pm Buzzsaw didn't go down like that bitch Subzero at least.

Horrible way to go though still.

Post by **brian** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:55 pm

Dynamo trying to rape her before he kills her is pretty non-sporting.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:55 pm

Buzzsaw’s death rules

And I guess I’m behind somehow

Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:56 pm

"The Running Man Home Edition" got an audible chuckle out of me.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:57 pm

Did Kotto bite it and I missed it?

Post by **brian** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:57 pm

This script is mostly pretty horrible.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:58 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:57 pm Did Kotto bite it and I missed it?

Uh, no.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:59 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:17 pm
rass wrote: ↑Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:04 pm Need a pro-Puma or Nike movie next week
All
Day
I
Dream
About
Slaying Runners

Just notice the Adidas mark on the in game unis. Was referring to the guys in the airport

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:59 pm

This movie treated the redshirt ally characters surprisingly well.

Post by **brian** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:00 pm

Feel like this movie completely wasted Jim Brown.

Post by **brian** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:00 pm

I didn't remember he was in it.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:01 pm

We need more pennants these days.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:01 pm

The Trump comparisons with Dawkins' character are tempting but then he is intelligent and has self-control.

Post by **brian** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:02 pm

Like someone said, the old lady turning heel to "root" for Richards is awesome.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:02 pm

The Running Man show hasn't won a championship since Fireball retired.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:02 pm

Not Arnold’s most concise tag line

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:03 pm

Old people using profanity will never not make me laugh.

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:04 pm

Why is he running he has a jet pack

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:04 pm

P.D.X. wrote: ↑Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:04 pm Why is he running he has a jet pack

What does he think he is, a running back?

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:05 pm

Richards 100-1 for the next kill was pretty bad odds making

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:05 pm

rass wrote: ↑Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:05 pm Richards 100-1 for the next kill was pretty bad odds making

Clearly not a state-run "sportsbook".

Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:06 pm

rass wrote: ↑Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:02 pm Not Arnold’s most concise tag line

I mean, he already used "I'll be back" right before going down the chute. But yeah, all the lead-up to "ram it into your goddamn spine" could've been cut.

Post by **brian** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:06 pm

Amber walking away to distract Fireball turned out to be a solid move, but you have to question why she doesn't hang as close as possible to Richards.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:06 pm

So dynamo not dying got them both the “Richards doesn’t kill” scene and the #1 fan picks Richards scene? Great writing!

Post by **brian** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:07 pm

Fireball died how he lived. As a fireball.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:07 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:05 pm
rass wrote: ↑Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:05 pm Richards 100-1 for the next kill was pretty bad odds making
Clearly not a state-run "sportsbook".

Guy was flustered but still

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:09 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:07 pm Fireball died how he lived. As a fireball.

LOL

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:09 pm

Ventura's tirade wearing all that rickety shit is so great.

Post by **brian** » Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:10 pm

They're really gonna need some new stalkers now.