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I was about to buy a new pair of shoes anyway, so I found some discounted overstock on eBay and decided to pull the trigger. But as I was waiting for another, non-shoe-related eBay auction to close, I skimmed Deadspin and saw this link: How to buy retro shoes. Timely! But my g-d, this guy sounded like the biggest bag in the world, and I almost canceled my purchase. Like, if I wear these shoes, will people think that I'm trying to sneak onto Gronk's Party Bus? I shudder at the thought.
Hey, I watched a few episodes of 'Entourage,' so I was vaguely aware that retro shoes were a thing, but I didn't realize that they're actually a Big Effing Deal, at least to some people. Anybody else here into this kind of thing? I thought that it was a weird twitch that I had, but apparently there's a market for it.