The Tennis Thread 2013

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Isner is up to his old tricks again. He just saved TWELVE match points in the 4th set against Haas and won it.

After 3 hours 40 minutes, we're off to a 5th set!
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Federer goes down to Jo-Willie Tsonga in straight sets.
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5-5 in 5th, Nadal-Djoko.

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Wow. Djokovic just lost it completely there at the end. Literally and figuratively.
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AB_skin_test wrote:Wow. Djokovic just lost it completely there at the end. Literally and figuratively.
That was awfully charitable.
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Jerloma wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote:Wow. Djokovic just lost it completely there at the end. Literally and figuratively.
That was awfully charitable.
Looked like his head was all messed up after the fight with the umpire. The first two points afterwards were just botched.
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AB_skin_test wrote:
Jerloma wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote:Wow. Djokovic just lost it completely there at the end. Literally and figuratively.
That was awfully charitable.
Looked like his head was all messed up after the fight with the umpire. The first two points afterwards were just botched.
That's exactly what happened and that used to be his M-O before he decided to get his shit together but it looks like it fell apart again there.
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Nadal is down two sets to none in the first round, and is now down 4-5 in the third with Darcis serving for the win.
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And done.
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Meanwhile, Federer won in 68 minutes. 68!
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Maybe Nadal will take the rest of the year off again and wait for the February South American clay court season.

Puts in perspective how great Federer's 36 consecutive grand slam QF streak is.
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The Swamp isn't impressed because seeds.
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Now that's some quality grudge-holding.
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You can't teach that.
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May get a Google Glass view of a match.....but guessing they won't approve this.
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Maria Sharapova bounced by this hottie, Michelle Larcher de Brito

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and Canada has a new star



It's carnage today.

Azarenka, Sharapova, Wozniacki, Ivanovic, Tsonga, Cilic and Isner all out in Round 2.

Sloan Stevens is in a battle too and Federer is headed to a 1st set tiebreak.
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I don't understand. Early rounds are supposed to be a cakewalk for higher seeds. The 40-100th ranked players in the world are total scrubs.
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Sloan Stephens takes the third set 8-6. Her part of the draw is wide open
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Bensell wrote:Sloan Stephens takes the third set 8-6. Her part of the draw is wide open

I could see her making the final. The highest seed remaining in that half is #8 Kvitova and she's struggling.
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Federer loses the second set 7-6 to fall to even
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now Federer loses the 3rd set.

This unpronouncable guy is playing out of his mind.
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...and scene. This tournament is getting more boring every minute.
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This is now the obliterated bottom half of the women's draw.

One of these women will make the Wimbledon final where they will lose to Serena in about 5 minutes.

Monica Puig (PUR)
Eva Birnerova (CZE)

Sloane Stephens (USA) [17]
Petra Cetkovska (CZE)

Marion Bartoli (FRA) [15]
Camila Giorgi (ITA)

Karin Knapp (ITA)
M.Larcher De Brito (POR)

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Petra Kvitova (CZE) [8]
Ekaterina Makarova (RUS) [25]

Carla Suarez Navarro (ESP) [19]
Eugenie Bouchard (CAN)

Vesna Dolonc (SRB)
Kirsten Flipkens (BEL) [20]

Alize Cornet (FRA) [29]
Flavia Pennetta (ITA)
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On men's side, that Federer-Nadal blockbuster quarterfinal? is now this

Lukasz Kubot (POL)
Benoit Paire (FRA) [25]

Adrian Mannarino (FRA)
Dustin Brown (GER)

Nicolas Almagro (ESP) [15]
Jerzy Janowicz (POL) [24]

Jurgen Melzer (AUT)
Sergiy Stakhovsky (UKR)

yes one of these men will be a semifinalist. Everyone is rooting for the Jamaican-born German Dustin Brown.

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Sweet...I was looking for someone to root for.
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Another classic! Djokovic up 6-4 in the 4th set tiebreak, 2 match points and loses 4 point in a row.

Djokovic-Del Potro heading to a 5th set. almost 4 hours already.
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Murray dropped the first set 6-7 after a terrible tiebreak from him.
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The last Brit to win Wimbledon, Fred Perry, was:
* Had a gold, a silver, and 4 bronzes at the World Table Tennis championships
* Coached the Washington & Lee University Tennis team in 1948 (Received a Doctor of Laws degree, honoris causa in 1987)
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really they tried to fly. Silly Lobsters, everyone knows you should take the Accella
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So Stan Smith is the president of the Tennis Hall of Fame. I guess based on the age of the shoes I assumed he was dead.
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Here's something random

Bartoli loses in Cincinnati tonight and retires.

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Cool story about the 72 Davis Cup final
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Serena is getting waxed in Paris. IN THE TENNIS MATCH YOU PERVS.
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Looks like the Exodus of Venus and Serena.
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AB_skin_test wrote:Looks like the Exodus of Venus and Serena.
I like that!
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Fashion issues at the French? Figured the reps would have worked this out before the matches
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