The OFFICIAL Irony thread
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Irony or not, it is a fantastic turn of events.mister d wrote: "No."
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Only irony if her condition was "doesn't enjoy being strangled"
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Tomorrow we have a Mom, Dad and Q trip to NYC planned because she seems to need a just-her event since the youngest just starting to walk and requiring a ton of attention and all that. The youngest has come down with a fever threatening to sabotage this trip.
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Not even close.
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Love you too, pookie.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Ah, resentment. The gift that keeps on giving.mister d wrote:Tomorrow we have a Mom, Dad and Q trip to NYC planned because she seems to need a just-her event since the youngest just starting to walk and requiring a ton of attention and all that. The youngest has come down with a fever threatening to sabotage this trip.
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Mom totally loves donuts, and being involved?mister d wrote:Mom is out. Father-daughter day starting at Doughnut Plant.
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I mean, don't you have a grandparent or something halfway close?
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Look who posted this. So... Irony? Or, just hypocrisy? Pot, meet kettle...
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I guess Mariotti doesn't even have the courage of his convictions. What a shitty troll.sancarlos wrote:Look who posed this. So... Irony? Or, just hypocrisy? Pot, meet kettle...
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What did it say?
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Because there's really no debating verbal irony...
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Can I get a ruling on this one? I say Irony. The Mrs says I'm an idiot.
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I think you're close if the taxidermist is the veterinarian. But, I don't know any more.testuser2 wrote:Can I get a ruling on this one? I say Irony. The Mrs says I'm an idiot.
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Discussed at some length already in the Guns Infinity thread.
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I absolutely love Bieber's new song which in turn makes me hate myself. The name of the song is Love Yourself.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Although, I'm pretty sure it means fuck yourself.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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I don't know what that means. Is that a Buffalo Bill reference?
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The new Biebs is not only not bad, it's actually really good. What do you mean, Sorry, Love yourself, are all catchy as fuck.Jerloma wrote:I absolutely love Bieber's new song which in turn makes me hate myself. The name of the song is Love Yourself.
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I was in Wal-Mart last weekend with L-Jam 4 getting seeds for the herb garden. We go into the main store and I'm trying to keep up with him, when my corner too tight and the cart knocks over an end display. What was on the end display, you ask?
A display of travel coffee mugs designed not to tip over.
A display of travel coffee mugs designed not to tip over.
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Oh man. I can't go along with this one, despite our common love for T Swizzle.govmentchedda wrote:The new Biebs is not only not bad, it's actually really good. What do you mean, Sorry, Love yourself, are all catchy as fuck.Jerloma wrote:I absolutely love Bieber's new song which in turn makes me hate myself. The name of the song is Love Yourself.
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I like What do you mean?, Sorry, and Where are U now? much more than love yourself.A_B wrote:Oh man. I can't go along with this one, despite our common love for T Swizzle.govmentchedda wrote:The new Biebs is not only not bad, it's actually really good. What do you mean, Sorry, Love yourself, are all catchy as fuck.Jerloma wrote:I absolutely love Bieber's new song which in turn makes me hate myself. The name of the song is Love Yourself.
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I had the brew, she had the chronic
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In early February, Mrs. Sabo and I ordered a kitchen table and chairs from an Amish furniture maker. We were told it would take 10-12 weeks to build and deliver, which is fine.
In the mean time, I've received at least three e-mail solicitations from this furniture maker.
In the mean time, I've received at least three e-mail solicitations from this furniture maker.
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Email is okay if they use dialup, right?Sabo wrote:In early February, Mrs. Sabo and I ordered a kitchen table and chairs from an Amish furniture maker. We were told it would take 10-12 weeks to build and deliver, which is fine.
In the mean time, I've received at least three e-mail solicitations from this furniture maker.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Maybe they went to the library to send their marketing e-mails.
There are different levels of Amish (Amishness?), and depending on the level, they can use electricity for some tasks. Old order Amish can't use any modern convenience, can't ride in cars, etc. More liberal Amish communities allow Amish workers to use air compressors for work, and some groups of Amish families will jointly buy a property and put in electricity there so they can power freezers, refrigerators and even have phones.
It seems odd to me they would follow religious practices that prohibit certain things in their private lives but allow them to get around those rules. It is, dare I say, ironic.
There are different levels of Amish (Amishness?), and depending on the level, they can use electricity for some tasks. Old order Amish can't use any modern convenience, can't ride in cars, etc. More liberal Amish communities allow Amish workers to use air compressors for work, and some groups of Amish families will jointly buy a property and put in electricity there so they can power freezers, refrigerators and even have phones.
It seems odd to me they would follow religious practices that prohibit certain things in their private lives but allow them to get around those rules. It is, dare I say, ironic.
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Not my call, but I wouldn't call that irony... unless the person he saved was the author of a book debunking the effectiveness of the Heimlich maneuver.
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What about if a person who worked for PepsiCo, or even the CEO, got arrested for possession or overdosed on coke (the white powder kind)?
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It was the first time he's ever used it? That's...incredible. I'm thinking because of that detail it makes it.
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