The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
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The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
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I don't know why. Just because?
I worked up a list of some on my own. Those are below to guess, or to suggest better ones. Below that are (semi) regular Swampers for whom I couldn't come up with something I liked.
1. Ryan - allowing a circular reference
2. HDO -taking a deduction
3. Tom 1860 - punching Elway
4. bfj - making crab bisque
5. Johnny Carwash - wedging his tomato
6. AB - listening to The Stranger
7. devilfluff - going under the hood
8. DSafetyGuy - timing the anthem
9. elflaco - switching trains in Secaucus
10. Diamond - hand-pollinating the orchard
11. rush - visiting his uncle's country place
12. Sabo - bird watching
13. cerrano - fryin' scrapple
14. Shirley - riding out the full grip 5
15. howard - putting himself under
16. DC47 - pouring concrete with Mr. Masters
17. mister d - reorganizing the spice rack
18. degen - emailing his cousin
19. DiS - going Down Under...or...spoiling Top Chef
20. moreta - Wait...girls don't do that. Do they?
21. TT - self-medicating
22. SportsDoc - fightin' Sioux
23. Jerloma - laying with Tamar...or...ordering a calzone with extra cheese
24. Giff - running for mayor of Clutch City
25. Syb - homebrewing
26. boxcar - playing catch with Yadi
27. Pruitt - listening to K-Pop...or...beating a dead horse
28. govmentchedda - gratin' cheese
29. EnochRoot - enoching boot
30. bapo! - taking a test drive with Jan
31. Baloney - arguing with the touch judge
32. That French Guy - traversing the Champs-Élysées
32. steve - in traction
33. Rex - stuck on I-285
34. wlu_lax6 - masterbayting
35. Denis -
36. PDX - traveling solo...or...stamping his passport
37. Nonlinear -
38. Brian - firing up Chip
39. Bengal -
40. Duff -
41. BSF - playing one off the Monster
42. Johnnie -
43. Sancarlos - working out the logistics
44. Keg -
45. SL -
46. Bronto -
47. Joe K -
48. Rams fanny -
49. blundercrush -
50. Testuser - erecting JoePa
51. yard of junk -
52. l-jam
53. HaulCitgo
I worked up a list of some on my own. Those are below to guess, or to suggest better ones. Below that are (semi) regular Swampers for whom I couldn't come up with something I liked.
1. Ryan - allowing a circular reference
2. HDO -taking a deduction
3. Tom 1860 - punching Elway
4. bfj - making crab bisque
5. Johnny Carwash - wedging his tomato
6. AB - listening to The Stranger
7. devilfluff - going under the hood
8. DSafetyGuy - timing the anthem
9. elflaco - switching trains in Secaucus
10. Diamond - hand-pollinating the orchard
11. rush - visiting his uncle's country place
12. Sabo - bird watching
13. cerrano - fryin' scrapple
14. Shirley - riding out the full grip 5
15. howard - putting himself under
16. DC47 - pouring concrete with Mr. Masters
17. mister d - reorganizing the spice rack
18. degen - emailing his cousin
19. DiS - going Down Under...or...spoiling Top Chef
20. moreta - Wait...girls don't do that. Do they?
21. TT - self-medicating
22. SportsDoc - fightin' Sioux
23. Jerloma - laying with Tamar...or...ordering a calzone with extra cheese
24. Giff - running for mayor of Clutch City
25. Syb - homebrewing
26. boxcar - playing catch with Yadi
27. Pruitt - listening to K-Pop...or...beating a dead horse
28. govmentchedda - gratin' cheese
29. EnochRoot - enoching boot
30. bapo! - taking a test drive with Jan
31. Baloney - arguing with the touch judge
32. That French Guy - traversing the Champs-Élysées
32. steve - in traction
33. Rex - stuck on I-285
34. wlu_lax6 - masterbayting
35. Denis -
36. PDX - traveling solo...or...stamping his passport
37. Nonlinear -
38. Brian - firing up Chip
39. Bengal -
40. Duff -
41. BSF - playing one off the Monster
42. Johnnie -
43. Sancarlos - working out the logistics
44. Keg -
45. SL -
46. Bronto -
47. Joe K -
48. Rams fanny -
49. blundercrush -
50. Testuser - erecting JoePa
51. yard of junk -
52. l-jam
53. HaulCitgo
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24 should be "running for mayor of Clutch City"
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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I feel like "emailing his cousin" should be on here.
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Yeah. I think I like both of those better than what I came up with.
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Bronto's is something something restrictor plates
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Slipping into a tight t shirt
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Back in the day one of my roommates went to his room and closed the door for like a half hour because he had to get an airline ticket, or so he said.
So "booking flights" became one.
So "booking flights" became one.
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Whipping barbaro
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Criticizing Michael Keaton
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Wasn't it emailing his brother?A_B wrote:I feel like "emailing his cousin" should be on here.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Spoiling Top Chef.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Swamper specific, steve!Steve of phpBB wrote:Wasn't it emailing his brother?A_B wrote:I feel like "emailing his cousin" should be on here.
BSF?Pruitt wrote:Spoiling Top Chef.
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Steve of phpBB wrote:Wasn't it emailing his brother?A_B wrote:I feel like "emailing his cousin" should be on here.
That was the original, modified for a swamper, though.
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38. Firing Up Chip
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Gonna be hard to "beat" that one.Ryan wrote:38. Firing Up Chip
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Perfect.Ryan wrote:38. Firing Up Chip
Also: yes, yes they do.
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36 - Soloing in belize
41 - fucking a dude or ballin kinda hard
42 - Bucking his superiors
43 - working out the logistics
41 - fucking a dude or ballin kinda hard
42 - Bucking his superiors
43 - working out the logistics
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How about just:
36. travelling solo
36. travelling solo
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I'll accept it.rass wrote:How about just:
36. travelling solo
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I was just stamping my passport.
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Might want to consult with the missus on that one.rass wrote: 20. Wait...girls don't do that. Do they?
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If that's me, then Spoiling Top Chef While Cooking Bacon is DiS.rass wrote:Swamper specific, steve!Steve of phpBB wrote:Wasn't it emailing his brother?A_B wrote:I feel like "emailing his cousin" should be on here.
BSF?Pruitt wrote:Spoiling Top Chef.
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"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.
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41. playing one off the Monster
42. gunning for a dishonorable discharge
46. pumping the brakes while veering left
48. Flippering the Anderson
42. gunning for a dishonorable discharge
46. pumping the brakes while veering left
48. Flippering the Anderson
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41. playing one off the Monster
<---- New location. Nice.
<---- New location. Nice.
Dances with Wolves (1) - BSF
"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.
"There is nothing ever uncommon about BSF21."
"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.
"There is nothing ever uncommon about BSF21."
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In case anyone is curious about the origin of "emailing his brother", here's the original story:
Cubs right-hander Carlos Zambrano has been told to cut back on his computer time because the hours he's spending typing could be contributing to his elbow problems.
Zambrano said he had been logging about four hours a day communicating via e-mail with his brother.
"I have to spend one hour and take it easy," Zambrano said.
Zambrano looked fine Saturday, allowing just one hit in seven innings against the White Sox.
"It's not carpal tunnel, but if you don't watch it, who knows what it can lead to? We are trying to alleviate it," Cubs manger Dusty Baker said.
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Assuming #13 is me, considering I grew up on the Jersey side of the river, "fryin' pork roll" might be more accurate.
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Aw fuck. It wasn't (someone else went to the trouble of starting the Swamp's one and only scrapple-centric thread). Sorry!L-Jam3 wrote:Assuming #13 is me, considering I grew up on the Jersey side of the river, "fryin' pork roll" might be more accurate.
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For J-Lo:
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Sometimes I love rass so much it hurts.
'Self-medicating' is a little dark, no? Self-love is a positive thing. It should be separated from the other 23.5 hours of the day and all of that.
Anyway, I thought that I was one of several Swampers under this umbrella until I read 'Taking a test drive with Jan.' That's cute. 36,000 miles on my Toyota and still going strong! (You can interpret that any way you wish.)
'Self-medicating' is a little dark, no? Self-love is a positive thing. It should be separated from the other 23.5 hours of the day and all of that.
Anyway, I thought that I was one of several Swampers under this umbrella until I read 'Taking a test drive with Jan.' That's cute. 36,000 miles on my Toyota and still going strong! (You can interpret that any way you wish.)
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I'm going to go ahead and fill in the IDs of the first set I did, even at the risk of hurting someone's feelings for leaving them off initially.
So here is a preemptive sorry. For anyone that didn't come immediately to mind, I just scanned the Last Post column of the first few of pages of the Swamp. Sorry!
So here is a preemptive sorry. For anyone that didn't come immediately to mind, I just scanned the Last Post column of the first few of pages of the Swamp. Sorry!
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Ahh, I missed that. Excellent, much better than what I tried to come up with.15. howard - putting himself under
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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I'm surprised how many of those references I got even though I wasn't around here for years.
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Good job.Moreta wrote:I'm surprised how many of those references I got even though I wasn't around here for years.
You should treat yourself by taking the puppies for a walk.
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Placing my vote for #34 as favorite.
All of them are damn good though.
All of them are damn good though.
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masterbayting.duff wrote:Placing my vote for #34 as favorite.
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I very much like self medicating
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Johnnie-committing a hate crime
Giff-checking to see if hes okay
Giff-checking to see if hes okay
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Bronto has to be Driving through the Marbles.Ryan wrote:Bronto's is something something restrictor plates
Johnnie: Beating Uncle Rhabdo or Working out in his Box
Testuser: Taking a Sandusky Shower
Rams Fan: Moving West on Route 66
DSafe: Returning to Salt City
Jerloma: Denouncing Jesus or Alone with the Priest
Rush: Idolizing Brady
The Sybian: Dialing it Up
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For myself:
That dude is black not.
That dude is black not.
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