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Denver Post posts a photo of sad Tebow in the parking lot on their Facebook page. The comments are hilarious.
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Tebow-talk makes me want to slap people.
There's a proven winner, a third-string QB who, in the 2011 season, took over behind center and even led his team to a home playoff win against an NFC North team. And he's available for very little right now. But....no team will give up a late-round pick for TJ Yates!
There's a proven winner, a third-string QB who, in the 2011 season, took over behind center and even led his team to a home playoff win against an NFC North team. And he's available for very little right now. But....no team will give up a late-round pick for TJ Yates!
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Local kid made good. Did you know his nickname is "Bubbles"? Wanna guess why?bfj wrote:Ravens bring back Bryant McKinnie to play LT. No details yet. This makes me happy. He handled Freeney, Mathis, Dumervil and Von Miller in the post season games last year.
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He farts in the bathtub?devilfluff wrote:Local kid made good. Did you know his nickname is "Bubbles"? Wanna guess why?bfj wrote:Ravens bring back Bryant McKinnie to play LT. No details yet. This makes me happy. He handled Freeney, Mathis, Dumervil and Von Miller in the post season games last year.
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Maybe...sancarlos wrote:He farts in the bathtub?devilfluff wrote:Local kid made good. Did you know his nickname is "Bubbles"? Wanna guess why?bfj wrote:Ravens bring back Bryant McKinnie to play LT. No details yet. This makes me happy. He handled Freeney, Mathis, Dumervil and Von Miller in the post season games last year.
But mostly because its a poorly hidden secret that he is a member of Jason Collins fraternity.
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Chris Kluwe released by the Vikings, so he'll be a free agent. If he doesn't get another job, the league will have just gotten a bit less interesting.
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And less annoying.
He's not really that good at punting anymore. I don't see many markets for his services. Oakland lost whats-his-name but they have another guy in the wings with a crazy strong leg.
He's not really that good at punting anymore. I don't see many markets for his services. Oakland lost whats-his-name but they have another guy in the wings with a crazy strong leg.
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Titus Young arrested. Twice. In 15 hours.
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Heh, I just coming here to post that. Not smart to emulate Charles Rogers' life path, kid.kranepool wrote:Titus Young arrested. Twice. In 15 hours.
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And, now, a third time...brian wrote:Heh, I just coming here to post that. Not smart to emulate Charles Rogers' life path, kid.kranepool wrote:Titus Young arrested. Twice. In 15 hours.
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Aaaaaaaand scene. McLain retires at age 23. Now he can run for mayor of Decatur.bfj wrote:Apparently, the Ravens are in the running to sign Rolando McLain. If the deal is affordable, is there a downside? If he flakes out again, they can just release him.
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This would make sense seeing as how I would post the Sad Tebow pic in this thread.
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Scottie wrote:Patriots to sign Tim Tebow
Good thing the Jets never gave him a playbook.
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The SUPER BOWL CHAMPION BALTIMORE RAVENS will release FB Vonta Leach tomorrow. That's 9 starters gone from last year's team.
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I'll bet anyone a dollar he lines up at Chris Cooley Type Hybrid TE before the season is out.
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Or he'll be cut before the season.kranepool wrote:He'll probably end up leading the league in rushing TDs.
Not a Tebow fan and I hate the Patriots, but something tells me that the Pats brain trust already has a well-devised scheme as to how they are going to use Tebow.
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Think he realizes he's in the gayest state ever now?
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I'm kind of bummed that the Broncos cut Willis McGahee. Not sure the young guys (Knowshon Moreno, Ronnie Hillman, Montee Ball) are up to the needed pass-blocking skill to ensure that Peyton's head stays connected to his body.
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hahahahahahahahahaKraft also said Tebow sets a good example in an increasingly "isolating" modern world.
"In this age of technology, where people are isolating themselves and going to their little instruments and spending hours of not interfacing with people, people who respect tradition, religion, spirituality, I think we need more of that in America today," Kraft said.
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Aaron Hernandez -- murderer?
(And if a Patriot actually does commit a murder, would the intertubes explode?)
(And if a Patriot actually does commit a murder, would the intertubes explode?)
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brian wrote:Aaron Hernandez -- murderer?
(And if a Patriot actually does commit a murder, would the intertubes explode?)
That'd open up a spot for Teebs. G-d works in mysterious ways.
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And a less fun story - a Browns rookie free agent from UVA (by way of NJ) has been charged with attempted murder after punching a guy outside of a gentlemen's club at 3AM. The victim is still hospitalized in critical condition.
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It all ends ok when he gets to vegas where his daughter is after the plane crashes, though.rass wrote:And a less fun story - a Browns rookie free agent from UVA (by way of NJ) has been charged with attempted murder after punching a guy outside of a gentlemen's club at 3AM. The victim is still hospitalized in critical condition.
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Given thread proximity and the prior reports of his predilections, I'm going to suggest Mark Sanchez for the role played by Buscemi.
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I hate these Vines. I want to see the entire video, damnit. Some of those girls were smoking! Especially the one who was smoking. Just sucks that an athlete can't have fun without some idiot filming it and posting online.
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