Godless III - Completing The Trinity
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Jesus gang-bang!
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With Jesus, you're always having a threesome.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
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So I'm reading this story of mass persecution, and I'm no graphic designer, but you'd think it would have occurred to them to just make the 'T' in 'ST' lowercase, no? Problem solved...everyone's happy. If that doesn't get the churchies hard enough, they could even bold it for them.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Because ST. Josephs sounds/looks so Jewey.Jerloma wrote:So I'm reading this story of mass persecution, and I'm no graphic designer, but you'd think it would have occurred to them to just make the 'T' in 'ST' lowercase, no? Problem solved...everyone's happy. If that doesn't get the churchies hard enough, they could even bold it for them.
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Well that would be another argument for making it lowercase.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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TO = Toronto
tO = ?
tO = ?
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They can just make oseph's lowercase, too. And while they're at it, make the o in Joseph's wink every so often so everyone gets that there is a not-so-hidden message.P.D.X. wrote:TO = Toronto
tO = ?
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If you only have one private plane, it's probably because you don't really love God enough.
Totally Kafkaesque
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That is rich. Guys like that, Joel Osteen too, who say that Jesus bequeaths them huge riches because they somehow earned his grace. Fuck them with a red hot poker.
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Just the way they talk and condescend. Fuck. I hate them.
They don't talk to God. They're fucking lunatics with privilege.
They don't talk to God. They're fucking lunatics with privilege.
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That is unfucking believable. You can't be going on a commercial passenger plane with all of those demons? Demons! You need private jets because it's the only way you can talk to your omnipresent deity. Enough people buy this shit that they can actually buy private jets with no problem at all. That's absolutely terrifying.
I think it Sam Harris who noted that George Dubya says that he speaks with God every single day and nobody bats an eyelash; but if he said he speaks with God through his hair dryer every day, everyone would think he's a lunatic. Why is the addition of a hair dryer the thing that makes that crazy?
I think it Sam Harris who noted that George Dubya says that he speaks with God every single day and nobody bats an eyelash; but if he said he speaks with God through his hair dryer every day, everyone would think he's a lunatic. Why is the addition of a hair dryer the thing that makes that crazy?
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Seems appropriate here...
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Brave soul who worked in the Pentagon for 5 years finally comes out of the closet...as a Christian.
The Pentagon literally has a Christian chapel inside it's walls.I feared how coming out as a practicing Christian would define me. I worried that my bosses, peers and subordinates might associate me with American officials who have spoken of U.S. military engagements in the Middle East as “crusades ” or with the Islamic State’s declaration of holy war. I feared that talking about my faith would detract from the logic of my arguments. And, as a relatively young person in a senior position, I needed every scrap of credibility I could claim.
So while I might pray for guidance, or forgiveness, on a particularly challenging day, I rarely spoke of my faith in the office.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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What a bizarre article. That guy is either full of shit or mentally ill, living in a self-imposed prison in his mind. I find it interesting how he notes Catholics in government were comfortable wearing ashes on Ash Wednesday, but he felt the need to hide his faith as a Christian. WTF? For the first time ever, the comment section was completely full of rational and intelligent comments with no name calling or arguments. A lot of the comments were former Pentagon workers talking about the numerous openly Christian coworkers, Bible versus included in e-mail signatures, Bibles on desks, the Christian chapel in the building...Jerloma wrote:Brave soul who worked in the Pentagon for 5 years finally comes out of the closet...as a Christian.
The Pentagon literally has a Christian chapel inside it's walls.I feared how coming out as a practicing Christian would define me. I worried that my bosses, peers and subordinates might associate me with American officials who have spoken of U.S. military engagements in the Middle East as “crusades ” or with the Islamic State’s declaration of holy war. I feared that talking about my faith would detract from the logic of my arguments. And, as a relatively young person in a senior position, I needed every scrap of credibility I could claim.
So while I might pray for guidance, or forgiveness, on a particularly challenging day, I rarely spoke of my faith in the office.
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Pastor defends hiring of pederast admirably...
If you choose not to click on that, he's referring to a guy in his 20s raping a 13 year old girl while holding a razor to her throat.“This is a situation if that girls chooses…it takes two to tango, okay? So if that girl chooses to sleep with him, she’s just as guilty as he is,” the pastor said.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Jerloma wrote:Pastor defends hiring of pederast admirably...
If you choose not to click on that, he's referring to a guy in his 20s raping a 13 year old girl while holding a razor to her throat.“This is a situation if that girls chooses…it takes two to tango, okay? So if that girl chooses to sleep with him, she’s just as guilty as he is,” the pastor said.
Super. His defense, "Yep, that’s what he done. It ain’t like we don’t know nothing about this." So we know he served 10 years in prison for raping a 13 yo at knifepoint. It's OK, because we know. Even better, he makes an analogy to a kid stealing a piece of gum, doing something stupid, should we consider him a criminal when he is 40? The reporter called him out, saying you can't compare a violent rape with stealing a piece of gum, but he doubled down saying of course it's the same, sin is sin. Depressing that people are going to this guy for spiritual and moral guidance. The use of grammar should have been enough to turn parishioners away.
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SNL nails it with this parody of the God's Not Dead movies
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That's gold.
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If the Lord was so offended by Bernie Sanders, he could so easily just make him cease to exist, or make him stop winning delegates. But no...he chooses instead to tell a fucking tow truck driver to leave a disabled woman stranded because she has a Bernie sticker. I feel bad for how little these people think of their deity.
Someone gave me a Darwin fish once. I put it on my bumper for like a month and then ended up removing it. Not because of shit like this, but because it's just a horrible parody. Doesn't make any sense.
Someone gave me a Darwin fish once. I put it on my bumper for like a month and then ended up removing it. Not because of shit like this, but because it's just a horrible parody. Doesn't make any sense.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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I happened to see a NJ license plate tonight with "ATHIEST" as the plate "number". It was a dark blue Lexus, and the driver liked to go fast.
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Maybe he's a bad speller who just left a bank robbery?
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Ummm. I may have just spelled that wrong myself. Really wish I had a dashcam.
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Pure fucking gold.A_B wrote:Maybe he's a bad speller who just left a bank robbery?
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That's actually the president of American Atheists.rass wrote:I happened to see a NJ license plate tonight with "ATHIEST" as the plate "number". It was a dark blue Lexus, and the driver liked to go fast.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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This was the ark that contained the Torah at the Bar Mitzvah I attended this weekend. There were many comments made amongst many friends at the service.
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Must have just shaved.
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That is the worst case of varicose veins I've ever seen.Johnnie wrote:Must have just shaved.
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Thank you for that. I really couldn't believe they didn't stop at Food Ave. for a hotdog though. Lots of exercise.rass wrote:
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Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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I went to a high school choir concert last night. I forgot how much they frequently resemble revival meetings. Yikes.
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The organizers of those things are the worst.Moreta wrote:I went to a high school choir concert last night. I forgot how much they frequently resemble revival meetings. Yikes.
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Did you take the afternoon off from work just to be mean to Swampers?
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I generally reserve the WTF is wrong with people thread for murdered kids, so...
Arizona BBQ owner accused of sacrificing family poodle in smoker because of daughter's t-shirt
Arizona BBQ owner accused of sacrificing family poodle in smoker because of daughter's t-shirt
An Arizona man is accused of sacrificing the family poodle in a BBQ smoker as part of atonement for his daughter’s t-shirt that “had to do with the devil.”
Patrick Zane Thompson grabbed the 17-year-old’s shirt and threw it into the fire on Saturday, according to police in Goodyear.
Witnesses told authorities that the 42-year-old also demanded a male sacrifice of his 6-year-old son, himself or the poodle, according to KPHO.
The remarks sent his family out of their home, though Thompson allegedly admitted picking up the dog, breaking its neck and strangling it
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