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howard wrote:Man, that kind of phobia must suck. Pretty hardwired in your brain so intellect cannot overcome it, very disturbing when triggered, (which now happens frequently for reasons beyond your easy control, other than committing puppycide), but not so frequent nor debilitating to warrant the significant time, effort and expense to undergo treatment.
Last week, I was working in the yard and the neighbor let the dogs out. I walked into the garage until the dogs went back in. While I was waiting in the garage, Mrs. Sabo came out and asked me what I was doing. I told her why, and she said calmly "You know that dog isn't going to hurt you, right?" Erm, no, I don't know that, especially when the dog's hair is raised on its back. That's why I'm in here.

My elderly neighbor (the mother) also has a small dog, and she barks at me all the time. She's charged me as well, but in that instance I wasn't afraid because she's so small. But the daughter's puppy is big enough and fast enough that if it did attack me, it could do some damage.

What pisses me off the most is I enjoy being in my back yard. I enjoy sitting on my back pad and watching the birds. I like having a camp fire out back on occasion. But now if I do that, I have to worry about this stupid puppy coming at me while I'm trying to relax. And all because this woman is too fucking lazy to do anything about it.
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You need to Make Your Backyard Great Again and build a damn wall.
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Johnnie wrote:
Oh, and if you live off base in Germany you can only mow your lawn during hours of daylight and never on Sunday. You can get ticketed and fined for breaking noise rules. Germans love to be nosy busybodies and rat out their neighbors because everything in that culture is right or wrong. I was lucky to have a very small backyard.
Was there a lot of people out there mowing in the dark? I use extra cloudy days as an excuse that it's too dark to mow and will have to wait until tomorrow.
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Johnnie wrote:Germans love to be nosy busybodies and rat out their neighbors ... .
Well, yeah, we've known that for a while now.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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It's Startup Week here in Boulder. Last night as I was walking my dog after work, I passed one of the conference-goers (recognized by his lanyard badge) passed out drunk on the sidewalk, propped up against a storefront. This was like 6:00pm.
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rass wrote:You need to Make Your Backyard Great Again and build a damn wall.
And make her pay for it!
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That may not be a sustainable business model. (Lord knows I tried.)
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P.D.X. wrote:It's Startup Week here in Boulder. Last night as I was walking my dog after work, I passed one of the conference-goers (recognized by his lanyard badge) passed out drunk on the sidewalk, propped up against a storefront. This was like 6:00pm.
More like Shutdown week, amirite?
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Yeah I'd probably go troll the afterparty tonight if I wasn't going to a show in Denver. Those kinda things always seem to be drunkfests.
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A_B wrote:After rereading what I just posted, I may have been a little too dark. It's a great yard for getting stoned and convincing he neighbor( not the bitch) that you once almost qualified for the us open.
Sabes was holding out on me last time I was by huh?
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BSF21 wrote:
A_B wrote:After rereading what I just posted, I may have been a little too dark. It's a great yard for getting stoned and convincing he neighbor( not the bitch) that you once almost qualified for the us open.
Sabes was holding out on me last time I was by huh?
I didn't want to taint your sterling reputation.

I don't care about AB's reputation.
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So, just to follow up on my neighbor's from last week ...

1. The elderly neighbor was in the hospital for a couple of days but is now back home and resting as of yesterday.

2. The daughter, her boyfriend, son and one of his friends put up a portable above ground pool in the back yard this afternoon. It kind of looks like this:

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Unfortunately their back yard isn't completely flat, so they put it on a slope. Yes, they put an above ground pool on a slope. And of course, if/when the pool bursts, it's going to flow into my back yard.
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The only answer here is to get high and listen to the stones.
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Sabo wrote:Image
Photoshopped by a gorilla.
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It seemed like the best image for the situation.
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I think every pool and swing set advertising picture I've ever seen looks like that.
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Every time I get a Words With Friends notification during the day, I can't help but think, "that guy's totally pooping right now."
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Sabo wrote:
2. The daughter, her boyfriend, son and one of his friends put up a portable above ground pool in the back yard this afternoon. It kind of looks like this:

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At least they give a shit about their yard. That is some green grass.
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poor Nebraska

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Iowa asking the tough questions.
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We're on to you, mister d.
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BSF21 wrote:Iowa asking the tough questions.
I think WV wins.
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I vote Arkansas.
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1. Texas
2. Wyoming
3. Tennessee
4. Kentucky
5. Georgia
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I've got Arkansas and Indiana.
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mister d wrote:I've got Arkansas and Indiana.
Indiana is easy.

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Also, my dad had to deal with a lot of people with their fucked up killer dogs while renting out section 8 housing, so he started bringing dog treats with him. Eventually the dogs loved him. Not the ideal situation for someone who doesn't want dogs around him but it probably beats dumb dogs with raised hair barking at you.
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That map is funny but it's just the state where each phrase is most prevalent, right? Like, "can I stick Chalupas up my ass during Ramadan?" is going to show up for one of them.
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Only after sundown.
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P.D.X. wrote:Only after sundown.
And if the meat is Halal. Obvs.
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Gunpowder wrote:That map is funny but it's just the state where each phrase is most prevalent, right? Like, "can I stick Chalupas up my ass during Ramadan?" is going to show up for one of them.
If you read the article, the whole thing is mostly bullshit. Somebody used Google Autocomplete to come up with a bunch of presumably popular searches. Then they used Google Trends to find the most common state for each of those searches. They published a list of those states and searches and built a map, choosing the funniest one out of the list for each state.

Far, far from statistically relevant.
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Love to buy 1¢ used books on Amazon but really have no idea why sellers even bother listing them.
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P.D.X. wrote:Love to buy 1¢ used books on Amazon but really have no idea why sellers even bother listing them.
Had the same thought before. If they're storing them, then they need to get rid of them, but yeah seems just as worthwhile to dump them or something. Wonder if they get a cut of the shipping cost as well?
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howard wrote:I vote Arkansas.
Has to be the winner.

But don't sleep on North Carolina. Georgia, Colorado and Tennessee also standing proud.
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Shirley wrote:
Gunpowder wrote:That map is funny but it's just the state where each phrase is most prevalent, right? Like, "can I stick Chalupas up my ass during Ramadan?" is going to show up for one of them.
If you read the article, the whole thing is mostly bullshit. Somebody used Google Autocomplete to come up with a bunch of presumably popular searches. Then they used Google Trends to find the most common state for each of those searches. They published a list of those states and searches and built a map, choosing the funniest one out of the list for each state.

Far, far from statistically relevant.

Yeah, that's what I took away from it.
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brian wrote:
P.D.X. wrote:Love to buy 1¢ used books on Amazon but really have no idea why sellers even bother listing them.
Had the same thought before. If they're storing them, then they need to get rid of them, but yeah seems just as worthwhile to dump them or something. Wonder if they get a cut of the shipping cost as well?

Maybe they want to throw them in with other orders?
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brian wrote:
P.D.X. wrote:Love to buy 1¢ used books on Amazon but really have no idea why sellers even bother listing them.
Had the same thought before. If they're storing them, then they need to get rid of them, but yeah seems just as worthwhile to dump them or something. Wonder if they get a cut of the shipping cost as well?
I assumed it was the handling part of shipping and handling.
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