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https://vine.co/v/eYamuuUh21Y

The cringe makes it.
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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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Just throw the tweet tags around that url.

And ouch.
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rass wrote:Just throw the tweet tags around that url.

And ouch.
Thanks. I forget we have the Twitter tag on the Swamp these days. Technology and stuff is cool.
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Cousin of mine posted this family portrait drawn by her 8 year old daughter.

Her caption: "I'm a little concerned about my nose!"

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But when the wardens strode out onto the river to rub the penis out, the ice started to creak.
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Ha! Missed that.
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Apparently the protectors of decency found a brush with a really long handle and finally cleared away the snow cock and balls.
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It was actually headed farther south before she came into the picture.
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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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oh man
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That can't be real, can it?
Totally Kafkaesque
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Snow Penis Reported as Bias-Incident
The Residential Staff member who spoke with the Michigan Review explained his concerns with housing policy that led to a pile of snow being reported: “In the real world, no one cares about stuff like this. It is the height of privilege and entitlement to be obsessively concerned with utterly inconsequential events such as this.”
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"We're not the smartest people in the world. We go down the straightaway and turn left. That's literally what we do." -- Clint Bowyer
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Whoa!

That is one supremely gifted player.
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I couple of those guys do a shitty job of selling the grab.

h/t?
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I probably end up posting every time PBF is referenced, but at least it's topical.
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surgeon wrote:“He was up and out of bed this morning,” said Dr. Curtis Cetrulo, who was among the lead surgeons on a team of more than 50 that worked on the procedure. “He’s handling it very well.”
I also believe this was intentional.
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I believe the one outlet of old media that used "midsection" was the WWE.
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DSafetyGuy wrote:I believe the one outlet of old media that used "midsection" was the WWE.
I remember as a kid seeing a Leafs defenceman take a shot to the nuts. During the replay it was stated that he was hit in the "lower abdomen."
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Last night Craig Sager refered to Steve Adams' injury as a 'testicular contusion'.

And this guy was at the game:

https://vine.co/v/i9hWH5zrTiu
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I noticed these consecutive side roads while driving at lunch today.

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rass wrote:I noticed these consecutive side roads while driving at lunch today.

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how was your wawa lunch?
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cerrano wrote:how was your wawa lunch?
Didn't partake. Grabbed a couple of sandwiches so the kids could basically eat in the car on the trip between day camp and soccer practice. Yay relaxing summer!
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