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The motorcyclist is a massive dick, but the guy driving that car needs to let things go.
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So what exactly did the motorcycle guy do that was so bad? Lane split at the light? Is that legal in Florida?

Either way, apparently that was enough for the red car guy to want to murder the dude by cutting him off with this car? Fucking A. What i can't believe is that he ever caught him after the motorcycle fucking flew down the road for a few minutes, splitting between a bunch of other cars. I can't even imagine what kind of driving red car guy was doing to keep up.
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Shirley wrote:So what exactly did the motorcycle guy do that was so bad? Lane split at the light? Is that legal in Florida?

Either way, apparently that was enough for the red car guy to want to murder the dude by cutting him off with this car? Fucking A. What i can't believe is that he ever caught him after the motorcycle fucking flew down the road for a few minutes, splitting between a bunch of other cars. I can't even imagine what kind of driving red car guy was doing to keep up.
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So, is there a news story on this? Seems like there is another shoe to drop.
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sancarlos wrote:So, is there a news story on this? Seems like there is another shoe to drop.
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Not either....but this just belongs here
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"We're not the smartest people in the world. We go down the straightaway and turn left. That's literally what we do." -- Clint Bowyer
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Easy? That type of shit happens here too!
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I guessed Ohio in about half a second. That's so Grove City Outlets. People would drive hours for outlet malls up in that region like I've never seen in Florida.
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At Auntie Anne's Pretzel Perfect, manager Tammy Showman lived up to her last name as she hawked "fresh, hot pretzels, and you can quote me on that," she said, chuckling.

"We spent weeks hiring staff and last night, we had a VIP opening," said Showman, who lives in Hebron.
I feel like a loser, as I've never been to the VIP opening of a pretzel stand.
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brian wrote:Neither Ohio nor Florida, but the spirit still applies.

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She looks like this guy.

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brian wrote:Neither Ohio nor Florida, but the spirit still applies.

An all-time great mugshot.

So the "victim" here threw wiper fluid at the suspect and then was also dumb enough to stop her car and get out after getting gas sprayed on her?

And yes on the mugshot.
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I just love the name of the store where this meeting of minds occurred:
Fifty-one-year-old Kimberly Brinton, of Meshoppen, faces a preliminary hearing July 12 on aggravated assault and other charges stemming from the encounter Thursday at the Mehoopany Dandy Mart, about 30 miles northwest of Scranton.
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This is just the type of shenanigans I would expect in Mehoopany.
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rass wrote:So the "victim" here threw wiper fluid at the suspect and then was also dumb enough to stop her car and get out after getting gas sprayed on her?
And then, fell and broke her arm!
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sancarlos wrote:
rass wrote:So the "victim" here threw wiper fluid at the suspect and then was also dumb enough to stop her car and get out after getting gas sprayed on her?
And then, fell and broke her arm!
Had to be terrifying laying on the ground with a broken arm, doused in gasoline, with that woman pissed off at you and smoking a cigarette.
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I will buy this list.

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blundercrush wrote:Just a little story.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida ... alligator/
The comments are worth reading.

BTW, that site is basically The Onion. It's all fake. Except for the comments, I think.
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My lord, the comments.
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Judging by the comments, we got more dumb @ss people out there than previously thought
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Guy Kills Flamingo at Busch Gardens
"According to witnesses, he threw the bird to the ground with such force that the bird's foot was nearly severed," the report said.

On Monday, Corrao posted to Facebook about a planned trip to a Tampa Bay Rays game with his two sons. He said they had box seats.

"all u can drink and eat free," he wrote. "i will be tepsy tonight."

His friends didn't seem pleased with the status update, telling him to "behave himself" and "make a good impression for your kids."

Corrao wrote, "I've never been to jail in Tampa."
Well, scratch that off his "to do" list.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Truly some crazy shit. Presumably there are college kids that were just chillin with the fuker. Reminds me of the guy that used to barbeque with the guy that held those three ladies captive for years in cleveland.
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I hope The Sybian is ok
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