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I'm seeing where the US are slight favorites going into the game on TH. And, I guess.. home soil and all.

But I don't like this match-up one bit.

1) The friendly from last month is total fool's gold. Both teams, but particularly Ecuador, were playing that game to a) get touches, b) a bit of cohesion, c) gain some fitness, d) NOT GET HURT.

2) Point "d" leads me to the next key... More than most teams, when Ecuador flips a switch into high gear... Absolute bedlam ensues. Guess who doesn't deal well with that?

3) Yedlin getting tossed is a HUGE DEAL for this game. Ecuador's outside wingers can FLY, as can their forwards, particularly Enner Valencia. I imagine Klinsmann puts Castillo out there? I guess?? Orozco? Besler? Birnbaum? Whoever is over there, Brooks or Cameron are going to have to either cheat over, or just cross their fingers and hope.

I do like the matchup in the middle. Where I think Jones and Bradley can, hopefully, settle things down a bit and work through Dempsey to create chances.

I'm not saying we're going to lose, but a lot of pundits I'm reading are all "Whew, not Brazil..." and, yeah, fine. But this is a team that beat Argentina in Buenos Aries and, again, is not typically a style the US deals with very well (high press, extremely fast out wide and up top.)
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Nonlinear FC wrote:I'm seeing where the US are slight favorites going into the game on TH. And, I guess.. home soil and all.

But I don't like this match-up one bit.

1) The friendly from last month is total fool's gold. Both teams, but particularly Ecuador, were playing that game to a) get touches, b) a bit of cohesion, c) gain some fitness, d) NOT GET HURT.

2) Point "d" leads me to the next key... More than most teams, when Ecuador flips a switch into high gear... Absolute bedlam ensues. Guess who doesn't deal well with that?

3) Yedlin getting tossed is a HUGE DEAL for this game. Ecuador's outside wingers can FLY, as can their forwards, particularly Enner Valencia. I imagine Klinsmann puts Castillo out there? I guess?? Orozco? Besler? Birnbaum? Whoever is over there, Brooks or Cameron are going to have to either cheat over, or just cross their fingers and hope.

I do like the matchup in the middle. Where I think Jones and Bradley can, hopefully, settle things down a bit and work through Dempsey to create chances.

I'm not saying we're going to lose, but a lot of pundits I'm reading are all "Whew, not Brazil..." and, yeah, fine. But this is a team that beat Argentina in Buenos Aries and, again, is not typically a style the US deals with very well (high press, extremely fast out wide and up top.)
100% agree, and I'll say Ecuador should be favored. I'd much rather have finished in second and played Peru, of course. And in retrospect, Ecuador might be a tougher opponent than Brazil. Without Yedlin's speed, we are going to have a really hard time. Might need to go into a more defensive mode and play for the counter attack, mostly as a means of avoiding Ecuador's counter attack. Zardes in a more defensive role isn't a bad idea. I could see putting Cameron at right back, and putting Besler in center. More likely, since Brooks and Cameron have partnered well, putting Besler at left back and Johnson at right. I don't think Besler is fast enough. I don't think Cameron is either. Fuck, I don't like this matchup at all. But hey, we won the group so we keep Jurgen!
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Hey you party poopers, are we supposed to be upset about Mexico losing too?
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Think Venezuela is a bit of a sleeping giant in the sport. Fourth biggest country in CONMEBOL, big enough that soccer can coexist with beisbol.
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Yep. The other kid 1 min earlier had a nasty sequence too. Has to be 2-1.
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Oh bicycle. This tourney is lots of fun.
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brian wrote:By the way I'll bet my left nut Brazil gets a penalty shot in the last 8 minutes here.
So how did the removal process go?
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Rex wrote:Think Venezuela is a bit of a sleeping giant in the sport. Fourth biggest country in CONMEBOL, big enough that soccer can coexist with beisbol.

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...but not a functioning economy.
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HaulCitgo wrote:Oh bicycle. This tourney is lots of fun.
I very much enjoyed the second half of MEX/VEN.
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sancarlos wrote:How does Barcelona get off barring Neymar from playing in Copa? Aren't all their other stars representing their countries this week?
Brazil wants to use Neymar in the Olympics so Barca said you can only use him in one tournament, you pick. They chose the Olympics.
Yes they want to rest him and actually give him some time off from Soccer...so he can play in the WSOP.
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wlu_lax6 wrote:
degenerasian wrote:
sancarlos wrote:How does Barcelona get off barring Neymar from playing in Copa? Aren't all their other stars representing their countries this week?
Brazil wants to use Neymar in the Olympics so Barca said you can only use him in one tournament, you pick. They chose the Olympics.
Yes they want to rest him and actually give him some time off from Soccer...so he can play in the WSOP.
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Will Brazil ever hire a foreigner? Pelligrini and Sampeoli are out there.
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degenerasian wrote:Will Brazil ever hire a foreigner? Pelligrini and Sampeoli are out there.
Might also be able to pry Klinsmann away. [blushes]
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Did you guys see Messi nutmeg the keeper tonight? Too bad he was offside. It was nasty.

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They should make them play all of their Hex home games in front of empty stadiums. That would be hilarious.
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Just make 'em Russia's next opponent.
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Oh gawd 9:30...
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this start is not inspiring confidence
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shit that was nice
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Sweet reverse hex, bronto
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Don't know why everyone thinks this game is evenly matched. An entire country should be able to beat East Carolina University.
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Yeah, but University of South Alabama?
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Had the same thought. Those Pirates are tough.
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howard wrote:Had the same thought. Those Pirates are tough.
I think you're thinking of Somalia's soccer team.
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After seeing that Zardes' first touch video earlier this week, I've been paying attention to his first touch this game.

All I can say is he's consistent. And that ain't good.
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Can we get the 5 goals we need to make me feel comfortable?
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How many bad giveaways has Bradley had? At least three?
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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The midfield has not covered itself in glory for sure.
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What in the world was Jones booked for?
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brian wrote:What in the world was Jones booked for?
Sort of fist sort of in face.

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Geez, this is uglier than the hoops. Maybe Jermaine said something?
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Not sure if worthy of a booking but dumb as shit.
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brian wrote:Not sure if worthy of a booking but dumb as shit.
Just walk away Jermaine /theleftbanke
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Sabo wrote:After seeing that Zardes' first touch video earlier this week, I've been paying attention to his first touch this game.

All I can say is he's consistent. And that ain't good.
Nice first touch on that goal though.
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