Dadboner is going to get kicked out of Dave's apartment
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Dadboner is going to get kicked out of Dave's apartment
We need to get new old new old Swamp up and running by the time that goes down.
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I'm kinda getting sick of unemployed Karl. He needs a job again.
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I was hoping he was going to get that job at Chili's. Would have been some comedy potential there.testy boxcar wrote:I'm kinda getting sick of unemployed Karl. He needs a job again.
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Yeah, it's getting pretty repetitive.
Totally Kafkaesque
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Karl Welzein @DadBoner 2h
Gruntin' out a stinky in a public john is a great way to have a quick personal vacay on a budget. Kinda like when babes take bubble baths.
Gruntin' out a stinky in a public john is a great way to have a quick personal vacay on a budget. Kinda like when babes take bubble baths.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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I think just about every entry from the world's worst strip club was great.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!rass wrote:I think just about every entry from the world's worst strip club was great.
Walked inside. Floors were all dirt. Just one "babe" in the corner in a Jeff Gordon tee and no underpants, smokin' a More. Pretty raw scene.
"We're not the smartest people in the world. We go down the straightaway and turn left. That's literally what we do." -- Clint Bowyer
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Fair warning, but if you don't want to know more about the true identify of DadBoner, don't watch this.
16 minute documentary about Mike Burns where he talks about comedy and Karl.
16 minute documentary about Mike Burns where he talks about comedy and Karl.
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When I was poppin' a squat on Dave's pot, gruntin' with the grace of God, my heart was warmed by thoughts of toilet times past. So special.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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he's going to bring the book into the life of DadBoner now.
"We're not the smartest people in the world. We go down the straightaway and turn left. That's literally what we do." -- Clint Bowyer
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Well, in his defense, he hasn't made a nickel on this thing yet. I'm confident the book is probably going to suck, but it's only $12 on Amazon and I feel like I've gotten at least that much enjoyment out of the Twitter feed so I'll probably buy it just because.Brontoburglar wrote:he's going to bring the book into the life of DadBoner now.
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I have no problem with the sponsored tweets, but I don't want the book to become part of Karl's tweets, if that makes sense.brian wrote:Well, in his defense, he hasn't made a nickel on this thing yet. I'm confident the book is probably going to suck, but it's only $12 on Amazon and I feel like I've gotten at least that much enjoyment out of the Twitter feed so I'll probably buy it just because.Brontoburglar wrote:he's going to bring the book into the life of DadBoner now.
"We're not the smartest people in the world. We go down the straightaway and turn left. That's literally what we do." -- Clint Bowyer
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I could be wrong, but I think it'll probably stop after the book comes out next week. Hope so at least.Brontoburglar wrote:I have no problem with the sponsored tweets, but I don't want the book to become part of Karl's tweets, if that makes sense.brian wrote:Well, in his defense, he hasn't made a nickel on this thing yet. I'm confident the book is probably going to suck, but it's only $12 on Amazon and I feel like I've gotten at least that much enjoyment out of the Twitter feed so I'll probably buy it just because.Brontoburglar wrote:he's going to bring the book into the life of DadBoner now.
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i like the book becoming part of k-money's life(style) more than the promo tweets, so suck it bronto.
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Yeah, if the concept is that the character wrote the book, it makes sense. Plus it provides an excuse for a financial windfall that gets him out of the 'bring.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I suppose it could be interesting/funny to see where it goes. I'll willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. Would be interesting to see what Karl does with a few bucks.
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aaaand we're getting a DadBoner AMA
"We're not the smartest people in the world. We go down the straightaway and turn left. That's literally what we do." -- Clint Bowyer
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I'd like to see the book enter Karl's world, a la Seinfeld, when a few years into the show Jerry and George get a meeting with NBC to pitch a sitcom idea--and they succeed with a show about nothing.
Yeah, me too.brian wrote:Well, in his defense, he hasn't made a nickel on this thing yet. I'm confident the book is probably going to suck, but it's only $12 on Amazon and I feel like I've gotten at least that much enjoyment out of the Twitter feed so I'll probably buy it just because.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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Do you have a link? I could not find it in the link he provided.Brontoburglar wrote:aaaand we're getting a DadBoner AMA
My only fear of death is coming back to this b1tch reincarnated
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Going to the shore for a week the week after the book comes out. Perfect. Ordered.brian wrote:Well, in his defense, he hasn't made a nickel on this thing yet. I'm confident the book is probably going to suck, but it's only $12 on Amazon and I feel like I've gotten at least that much enjoyment out of the Twitter feed so I'll probably buy it just because.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Drew Magary interviews Mike Burns.
In a related story, my copy of Power Moves JUST arrived at my door so I'm going to be checking that out this weekend.
In a related story, my copy of Power Moves JUST arrived at my door so I'm going to be checking that out this weekend.
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Me too!brian wrote:In a related story, my copy of Power Moves JUST arrived at my door so I'm going to be checking that out this weekend.
Currently at #5 in Parenting & Relationships - Family Relationships at Amazon
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So wise.A perk of livin' in your car is; if someone wants to break in to murder you, you can just move your home to a less murderable locaish.
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Karl Welzein @DadBoner 4m
If you gotta beat the crap outta your guy zone for an hour just for a doughy bit 'o erotic pleasure, consider a multi vitamin you guys.
If you gotta beat the crap outta your guy zone for an hour just for a doughy bit 'o erotic pleasure, consider a multi vitamin you guys.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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I was pretty forgiving of him making a buck this summer/fall with the book and tour, but if he keeps this up today all is completely forgiven.
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It's been on point. The works. Full spread.rass wrote:I was pretty forgiving of him making a buck this summer/fall with the book and tour, but if he keeps this up today all is completely forgiven.
"We're not the smartest people in the world. We go down the straightaway and turn left. That's literally what we do." -- Clint Bowyer
Word, Karl
Karl Welzein @DadBoner · 36m ago
After March Madness, MLB starts, and NHL playoffs. Don't know how anyone's supposed to have a job. It's not reasonable.
Karl Welzein @DadBoner · 31m ago
Might start lookin' for "gigs" instead of "jobs." Sounds more renegade, like you're free to tell any head honcho to suck it at any time.
After March Madness, MLB starts, and NHL playoffs. Don't know how anyone's supposed to have a job. It's not reasonable.
Karl Welzein @DadBoner · 31m ago
Might start lookin' for "gigs" instead of "jobs." Sounds more renegade, like you're free to tell any head honcho to suck it at any time.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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Karl attempts to fund a new camaro with a kickstarter campaign. Hilarity ensues.
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Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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A custom* Camaro
*Van Halen sticker
*Van Halen sticker
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DadBoner is getting his own animated series on Comedy Central.
Which will probably suck. But a guy can dream.
Which will probably suck. But a guy can dream.
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At least it is on Comedy Central, they've been on fire lately (except for not locking up John Oliver when they had the chance).brian wrote:DadBoner is getting his own animated series on Comedy Central.
Which will probably suck. But a guy can dream.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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Glad that Mike Burns (the author of the Twitter feed of course) is doing the writing as well. Bodes well for it at least having a chance to be decent. Also, an animated series can go to certain places where live-action can't taboo-wise. All things considered, it's probably a best-case scenario.
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Been quiet lately. But I liked this.
Karl Welzein @DadBoner · Mar 13
Ever just stare at a wall and fantasize about a gun barrel, clickin' around in your teeth? That's what not drinkin' booze feels like.
Karl Welzein @DadBoner · Mar 13
Ever just stare at a wall and fantasize about a gun barrel, clickin' around in your teeth? That's what not drinkin' booze feels like.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Re: Dadboner is going to get kicked out of Dave's apartment
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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What a cast though.
ETA: But yeah, not good. Almost seems like a parody of a bad animated show. If that's what they were going for, then kudos.
ETA: But yeah, not good. Almost seems like a parody of a bad animated show. If that's what they were going for, then kudos.
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This. A million times this.
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I feel like I got off the elevator on the wrong floor, but need to know more about this place before I head back.
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