EURO 2016

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Sabo wrote:So, if England loses this game, you have to assume Roy Hodgson resigns immediately. Who takes his place? I'd love to see Sam Allardyce get it just because it would be LOLerrific.
I think it's time for a fresh perspective.
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Oh please, oh please, oh please...
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well, Lewandowski
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watching an entire 120-minute match where Pepe is man of the match really makes you question yourself.
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Rex wrote:watching an entire 120-minute match where Pepe is man of the match really makes you question yourself.
Had a similar thought. Second half and extra time of this game were quite dreadful.
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I thought that hesitation stuff was illegal now.
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Rex wrote:I thought that hesitation stuff was illegal now.
I think they are required to keep moving forward. But I imagine all of that nonsense will be outlawed soon. It should be. These things are random enough without letting the shooter fuck around with stutter steps or whatever.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Rex wrote:I thought that hesitation stuff was illegal now.
Maybe it's like traveling in the NBA. It's in the rules but never called. I hate that penalty takers have that advantage over the keeper.

And fuck Portugal.
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keepers can come off the line more so it evens out
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Sabo wrote:And fuck Portugal.
This is always the right answer.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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So my decision to take a nap beginning at halftime worked out. Wore out the FF button watching the tape after I woke.
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Sabo wrote:And fuck Portugal.
This is always the right answer.
Happy I decided to work all afternoon. Can't think of two teams I loathe more than these two. Sounds like it was a stinker.
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It's been an excellent first half, end to end
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Wales ballin'
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that's soccer's version of the crossover
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Johan Cruyff surely must have smiled at that goal wherever he is.
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Wales-Portugal, eh? Well, there's an easy root. Maybe Bale will be able to get into Ronaldo's head.
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Say a prayer for the sheep.
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brian wrote:Johan Cruyff surely must have smiled at that goal wherever he is.
That was a true thing of beauty. He was marked, and suddenly he was standing there all alone.
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why not this thread?

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Is it possible that Wales or Iceland will have had the highest percentage of drunk citizens at one time than any other country in the history of humanity?
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Cymru am byth
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P.D.X. wrote:Is it possible that Wales or Iceland will have had the highest percentage of drunk citizens at one time than any other country in the history of humanity?
Too drunk to comment right now...
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Congrats Tom. Beat fucking Portugal.
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i want to see a video of Iceland players cheering for Wales
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Beautiful Cryuff turn to beat three Belgians.

Totally Kafkaesque
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howard wrote:why not this thread?

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Didn't Zumba used to rib Tom for dating one of those lasses? Can't recall Tom's girlfriend's name... (Eta: Fat Claire?)

Anyway, congrats on the win today, Tom. And despite you being a cunt, I will be pulling for Wales to stomp Portugal.
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Awesome performance by the Welsh. 15 minutes in, it looked like they were going to get destroyed.

And Wilmots' substitutions beggar belief. If I was a betting man, I'd wager that he's gone before their next competitive game.
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Bob Ley wrote:the imperfect lottery of a shootout
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That s one of the worst (so best) shootouts i ve ever seen. Which Germany sadly won as usual.
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How many ManU players missed?
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After first half hat was a pretty good game. Italy struggled Technically all day and Germany desreved to go through.
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That France-Iceland game unfolded in a completely predictable fashion.

Anyone NOT think that the France-Germany game is the final?
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Me.

Germans are hurt. This semifinal will test their depth. And France still hasn't faced a real team. Plus they are the Thursday semifinal. If it goes to extra time they will be gassed for Sunday (esp Germany)
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Kind of amazing to think that Portugal is in the semi finals without having won a single game in regulation.
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This is fantastic!

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Portugal is going to win because I was going to bet on them yesterday and I never got a chance to.
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brian wrote:Portugal is going to win because I was going to bet on them yesterday and I never got a chance to.
I've got Wales +.5 and I can't figure out if I'm happy about it or not. With CR7 at Madrid, I've had plenty of experience rooting against him, but he's definitely still a favorite of mine.
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brian wrote:Portugal is going to win because I was going to bet on them yesterday and I never got a chance to.
I've got Wales +.5 and I can't figure out if I'm happy about it or not. With CR7 at Madrid, I've had plenty of experience rooting against him, but he's definitely still a favorite of mine.
Not sure how Wales can with without Ramsey. Pretty much everything goes through him.
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