Canadian Tuxedo!Pruitt wrote:I remember when this was a thing.mister d wrote:I think there are trends you can look back on and say "this was pretty stupid". Cargo shorts/pants are at or near the top of that list.
(Edit 15 seconds later: Carpenter jeans are #1.)
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My personal fashion consultant/arbiter of what I get to wear/wife has issued a blanket ban on cargo shorts for me.
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mister d wrote:
(Edit 15 seconds later: Carpenter jeans are #1.)
No where near as bad as Jams
or the 80s striped tube socks hiked up with the short shorts, like these:
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The worst short-lived trend that I actively participated in is hands-down the v-neck cardigan with the white turtleneck. 8th grade/1993ish.
There are 10 million things worse than carpenter pants and, and this is still unbelievably breaking news to me, cargo shorts.
There are 10 million things worse than carpenter pants and, and this is still unbelievably breaking news to me, cargo shorts.
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My girlfriend bought the two pair of cargo shorts that I wear.
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Anything sold at Chess King should make this list. Z. Cavaricci's, IOU sweatshirts, etc.
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I had my high school senior pictures taken wearing one of these. I was just regretting it the other day.Ryan wrote:The worst short-lived trend that I actively participated in is hands-down the v-neck cardigan with the white turtleneck. 8th grade/1993ish.
There are 10 million things worse than carpenter pants and, and this is still unbelievably breaking news to me, cargo shorts.
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I feel like you've been looking at my Facebook page.The Sybian wrote:No where near as bad as Jams
...
or the 80s striped tube socks hiked up with the short shorts, like these
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The tube socks thing is back in (ish). Because hipsters.
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DaveInSeattle wrote:My girlfriend bought the two pair of cargo shorts that I wear.
Just her way of making sure no other women are attracted to you.
Mom jeans, for young men.
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Didn't Mr. Z and Bronto have a funny disagreement a couple/few years ago about pulled up white tube socks vs. colored low-rise ones?
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Yeah because he's a middle aged dad, so it's not too hard to figure out what side he was onsancarlos wrote:Didn't Mr. Z and Bronto have a funny disagreement a couple/few years ago about pulled up white tube socks vs. colored low-rise ones?
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Outside of physical activities, if your footwear requires socks, you should probably be wearing pants.
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P.D.X. wrote:Outside of physical activities, if your footwear requires socks that show, you should probably be wearing pants.
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Brontoburglar wrote:P.D.X. wrote:Outside of physical activities, if your footwear requires socks that show, you should probably be wearing pants.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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^ this. My feet sweat.Brontoburglar wrote:P.D.X. wrote:Outside of physical activities, if your footwear requires socks that show, you should probably be wearing pants.
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Yeah, "pegged" or "tight rolled". I totally did that with my acid washed Levis and Z. Cavaricci's.
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Where do you wipe your hands if you sneeze? I need my socks for that.
Edit: I am wearing the exact same shoes.
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Cargo shorts do seem more practical in the intermountain west.
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