NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - Week One

[Ryan]

Archie Manning. wow.

Right? 45 years!

[L-Jam3]

So it wasn't John Fourcade.

[govmentchedda]

GG Cerrano and Turd.

[GoodKarma]

For some reason I had thought Providence was on Aquidneck. Fuck. This is like throwing a pick-6 on the first play from scrimmage of the season.

(Also I am the Lions)

At least you answered an island. I swear I heard at some point in my life that there is some technicality that makes Cape Cod and island...shows you how much I know. Sad considering I was actually born and raise on one.

[Ryan]

I'll start standings after next week 2, which starts on Monday with performances by Sybian, BFJ, TT, and Sabo. There will be birds.

[Ryan]

At least you answered an island. I swear I heard at some point in my life that there is some technicality that makes Cape Cod and island...shows you how much I know. Sad considering I was actually born and raise on one.

Now that I read you saying that, I may credit you.

[howard]

[Sabo]

I'll start standings after next week 2, which starts on Monday with performances by Sybian, BFJ, TT, and Sabo. There will be birds.

Damn right!

ETA: Good game, Howard.

[rass]

Good game whoever the hell Fritz is.

Thanks turdtyan!

[Brontoburglar]

scoreboard is incorrect. I am not howard and howard is not me

I don't get it

you transposed us in the standings somehow. I'm the Chiefs

Nope, we randomized again this year

I am apparently drunk on coffee

[GoodKarma]

At least you answered an island. I swear I heard at some point in my life that there is some technicality that makes Cape Cod and island...shows you how much I know. Sad considering I was actually born and raise on one.

Now that I read you saying that, I may credit you.

This is all in fun...I'm not trying to get credit...just lamenting my over thinking. I have no idea if it's a fact or not. Whatever you want to do is fine with me.

[tennbengal]

Rats.

[tennbengal]

Tough loss, but fair. Thanks for bringing this back, Ryan.

[wlu_lax6]

Good game Mr. D...


Mucho Nachos for bring it back Ryan

[Pruitt]

Archie Manning. wow.

One of those pieces of trivia that sticks in the mind.

[mister d]

I forgot about Mark Sanchez : (

[Johnny Carwash]

Haha take that, two guys who forgot to submit this week!

(Hopefully) nowhere to go but up from here. Good game Trav and thanks for running this, Ryan.

[P.D.X.]

Shit I thought it was due EOD. My bad.

[Giff]

Shit I thought it was due EOD. My bad.

GG.

[The Sybian]

Fuck this. I was beating Diamond by 3 going into the 9th question, and I lose by 14. I hate this game. With the Islands, I had all but one correct, and still manager to pick the highest point answer. And the only reason I came up with the 1 pointer Usher song, is because he stole the beat from Homer Simpson. I can't believe Usher has that many #1 hits over U2. I debated between a whole bunch of U2 songs, and none of them were #1s.

[Gunpowder]

[Gunpowder]

Fuck this. I was beating Diamond by 3 going into the 9th question, and I lose by 14. I hate this game. With the Islands, I had all but one correct, and still manager to pick the highest point answer. And the only reason I came up with the 1 pointer Usher song, is because he stole the beat from Homer Simpson. I can't believe Usher has that many #1 hits over U2. I debated between a whole bunch of U2 songs, and none of them were #1s.

Usher ripped off OMG from fuckin' Gunpowder Jones!

[The Sybian]

I gave my daughter my iPod and let her select music, and she found the GPJ. "Hey, this one is called 'OMG.'" She keeps asking to hear Doo Doo Doo, thinks that's a great name for a song. "A Double Snakes? What does that mean. That doesn't make any sense." "OK, GIVE ME THE IPOD BACK!!!" "Why did you turn the volume off?"


ETA: I should give Bear Safety Tips to our local Boy Scouts leaders. That should be mandatory listening when camping.

[bfj]

GG BSF. Thanks for running this, Ryan.

[cerrano]

good game ched. after question 9, i really wish i maintained a stronger nhl interest because my instinct was to go with the caps, but i second-guessed myself about whether they made it to a conference finals. so i tried to impress a good friend with the pirates answer. fuck.

thanks ryan. i will send you questions soon.

[Shirley]

WOWOW! BIG SWING!

Then another one! Dangit! Almost had it.

Yeah, after losing the whole game, you hit a hail mary with 1:30 to go. My guys then failed to move the ball, but somehow you committed consecutive personal foul penalties, moving my boys up close enough for the game-winning field goal.

I can't believe I only missed one question this week. Tough questions. i couldn't name any Usher songs - I can name a zillion U2 songs, but have no idea which were #1 hits - that left the one UB40 song everyone knows.

[TT2.0]

depending on the cape cod ruling i can still lose. fuck. gg goodkarma either way

[Diamond]

Fuck this. I was beating Diamond by 3 going into the 9th question, and I lose by 14. I hate this game. With the Islands, I had all but one correct, and still manager to pick the highest point answer. And the only reason I came up with the 1 pointer Usher song, is because he stole the beat from Homer Simpson. I can't believe Usher has that many #1 hits over U2. I debated between a whole bunch of U2 songs, and none of them were #1s.

Great game, Syb. Feeling good about the comeback, sorry you had to crash for it to happen.

[Ryan]

After an entire weekend under the hood, I'm counting Cape Cod as an island. The man-made Cape Cod Canal separates most of the "peninsula" from the mainland and is wide and deep enough to where many government agencies give it island status.

GoodKarma gets 1 point for the answer and takes the win.

[howard]

After an entire weekend under the hood, I'm counting Cape Cod as an island. The man-made…

But, no man is an island, entire of itself/Every man is a piece of the continent/A part of the main

[GoodKarma]

You should work for the Big 12...I hear they need a replay official for at least two weeks.

Thanks for the clarification. Again, not necessary but I appreciate the effort.

[The Sybian]

After an entire weekend under the hood, I'm counting Cape Cod as an island. The man-made…

But, no man is an island, entire of itself/Every man is a piece of the continent/A part of the main

And an island never cries.

[TT2.0]

throws challenge flag.....dispute!