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EUR 17 USA 11
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USA 17 EUR 11

The Americans will win one for Arnie.
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I'll be there. Look for me. I'll be wearing a red USA pullover.

USA 15 1/2, Europe 12 1/2.
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Interesting tale about High Spin and Low Spin balls impacting the Tiger-Phil pairing
http://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/176 ... iger-woods
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So, so far we have:

- Westwood (lol) criticizing the USA's choice of vice captains,
- a player's brother trolling the opposing fans, and
- a player calling out his own captain from 12 years ago.

This thing needs to start immediately.
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Get In The Hole!

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Pruitt wrote:Get In The Hole!

Every fan's dream.
That is phenomenal.
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He smacked the shit otta that putt, would've rolled 30 feet past. Awesome.
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Sabo wrote:
Pruitt wrote:Get In The Hole!

Every fan's dream.
That is phenomenal.
Only because of his interview afterwards.
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I can't get logged in to my computer to watch the Ryder CUp. This is pissing me off. I love foursomes.
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mister d wrote:
Sabo wrote:
Pruitt wrote:Get In The Hole!

Every fan's dream.
That is phenomenal.
Only because of his interview afterwards.
He sounds like Saskatchewan Obama. "I dou!"
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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A_B wrote:I can't get logged in to my computer to watch ...U... ... pissing ... I love foursomes.
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Man, Hazeltine looks particularly beautiful this morning.
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howard wrote:Man, Hazeltine looks particularly beautiful this morning.
Especially now that you can actually...you know...see it.
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BSF21 wrote:
howard wrote:Man, Hazeltine looks particularly beautiful this morning.
Especially now that you can actually...you know...see it.
This might be the greatest light I've ever seen for a golf tournament. It's like they're on a soundstage.
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Commercials during golf are so much more pleasant than any other programming. Ads for golf stuff, golf themed ads for other stuff, mostly for happy people making their businesses run better or their portfolios to grow faster
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Rex wrote:EUR 17 USA 11
How's that going?
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Last time we led 4-0 after first session was 1975. Arnold Palmer's bag form the 1975 Ryder Cup was on the first tee this morning. Thanks, Arnie.
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RCB is jacked!!!
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Terrible afternoon. Needed 1.5 minimum. Euros got all momentum.
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What I expect will happen: DL3 rolls out the same teams, same order as today's AM session.
What I would do: Same thing, except swap out Zach for someone. Brooks I guess.
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I think Phil gets to play four balls tomorrow. He may play both but he needs to be attacking.
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DL3 seems pretty intent on keeping the teams together. I think Phil should play in the PM too.
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Mickelson/Fowler are a hot mess right now.
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Rex wrote:Mickelson/Fowler are a hot mess right now.
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The full-throated cheering in response to bad shots just cracks me up. Justin rose hit the water on 16, sounded like an American sank a long eagle putt.
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Game of millimetres. Speith just misses then RCB putts in from the fringe!
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4up, six to go is a safe lead, right? guess not. Can't believe Speith's putt at 17 didn't fall.
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Ryder Cup Sergio would have 10 majors by now. Major Sergio obviously not so much.
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howard wrote:The full-throated cheering in response to bad shots just cracks me up. Justin rose hit the water on 16, sounded like an American sank a long eagle putt.

This is nothing. The next Ryder Cup is in Paris.
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Wow. So I'm guessing Clarke has no choice but to front load, I'm guessing his first four are Rose/Stenson/Rory/Sergio in some order. Try to hide Westwood and Kaymer, hope that there is something left in the end for the kids to fight for.

DL3, meanwhile, needs to find a way to get Reed in 2 matches.
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All I know is the johnsons will go out in the last 2-3 groups.
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I think we'll finish up with Reed and D. Johnson.
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Reed will be out in first two matches.
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A_B wrote:All I know is... johnsons.
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A_B wrote:Reed will be out in first two matches.

If it's both, I'm on board!
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Four years ago, Love put the world's best player last, and his match ended up not counting. Luckily for him, he doesn't get to select where the world's best player goes this time around. He might view Reed as the functional #1 in the world right now, and not want to make the same mistake, so he might go first or second as you say. This is all pretty much like the iocaine powder game.
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