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I really didn't care for that signing; seems like the exact type of veteran who will provide guaranteed low production while blocking a perhaps better AHL kid.



(Worth noting: I said this about Pouliot too. And Stempniak. I did like Stalberg. 1/3 on these calls.)
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Rumor the Vesey chase is down to NYR and Chicago. I feel like this is where the NHL has to go all MLS and place him where it would be in the best interest of the league.
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Spoken like a true New Yorker!
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... whose prior GM traded away 6 of 8 1st + 2nd round picks over the last four years and sees his team with a dearth of cheap, pro-level talent.
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So when a team drafts a player, they hold the right to sign him for four years?
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

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Yeah, I thought it was three but looks like four based on Hayes and Vesey. I think it's a really good system that needs no modifications atleast for now.
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Congrats, Mr. D.

But, I wonder if expectations aren't a bit unrealistic for this kid. He hasn't played a second of pro hockey yet, and he's expected to fill a top six forward role in the NHL under the bright lights of the biggest market. He might not be ready quite yet, but the big city media won't be in a forgiving mood if that's the case.
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I'm pretty sure he picked us because he'd be in a pretty safe 3rd line role while all the insane pre-debut expectations were heaped on Buchnevich.
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I guess the counterpoint to that tempered enthusiasm is saying that everything about him being a "free late first rounder" is an understatement. If he were in this past draft, he's gone way before the 30th pick because of his established NHL level floor. He doesn't have Eichel level potential, but he also isn't a risk of never making it like half of the 30ths are.
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howard wrote:So when a team drafts a player, they hold the right to sign him for four years?

If he plays college hockey, otherwise it's two years.
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Whats kinda weird is that the hit on MacArthur is being treated like every one of those hits should always be treated. Funny how logical everyone can be when fandom bias is thrown out.
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mister d wrote:Whats kinda weird is that the hit on MacArthur is being treated like every one of those hits should always be treated. Funny how logical everyone can be when fandom bias is thrown out.
I finally read up on that hit. Sieloff's wiki page ha a funny reference to it, now.
Most people would describe the hit as greasy or even go as far as to say it was frigged. Sadly, his actions likely will result in him pumping gas for the rest of his life, or worse; he may end up getting traded to the Montreal Canadians for a tin of dip.
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Oh wow Gudas with a four-stride board for a game misconduct bet he feels real bad totally an accident again what bad luck poor guy hope the league doesn't consider other accidents and hold this against him he's just trying to play a hard nosed game why is Vesey ever near the boards you have to be responsible for your own safety can't believe that was more than just two or even a no call this sport is turning into pussckey instead of hockey smdh
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mister d wrote:Oh wow Gudas with a four-stride board for a game misconduct bet he feels real bad totally an accident again what bad luck poor guy hope the league doesn't consider other accidents and hold this against him he's just trying to play a hard nosed game why is Vesey ever near the boards you have to be responsible for your own safety can't believe that was more than just two or even a no call this sport is turning into pussckey instead of hockey smdh
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Sounds like there will be no suspension for Gudas. Hjalmerson got 1 preseason and 1 regular season game for his hit on Rattie.
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Can't wait for the complete shitstorm of shit when a player is finally paralyzed and the DoPS and league go crazy trying to pretend this was truly the worst hit ever and that their history of (softly) punishing the result didn't allow the inevitable to happen.
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mister d wrote:Can't wait for the complete shitstorm of shit when a player is finally paralyzed and the DoPS and league go crazy trying to pretend this was truly the worst hit ever and that their history of (softly) punishing the result didn't allow the inevitable to happen.
It would depend who did the paralyzing.
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mister d wrote:Can't wait for the complete shitstorm of shit when a player is finally paralyzed and the DoPS and league go crazy trying to pretend this was truly the worst hit ever and that their history of (softly) punishing the result didn't allow the inevitable to happen.
It would depend who did the paralyzing.
True. And it'll be Shane Doan.
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I didn't see the hit from Hammer, but no suspension for Guidas? Nice work DoPS
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I'm not sure announcing Lucic would have knocked me on my ass.
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mister d wrote:I'm not sure announcing Lucic would have knocked me on my ass.
I assume you are joking. Besides being brand new to the team, Lucic is such a hothead, and I don't think I've ever heard of him being described as a leader or anything. McDavid was captain of Team North America, was captain on his junior team, is a generational talent, and is said to be mature beyond his years.
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phhhhffffttt a guy playing only 46 games in the NHL should never be captain. He should have never been North America's captain. Oilers are a joke.
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sancarlos wrote:I assume you are joking. Besides being brand new to the team, Lucic is such a hothead, and I don't think I've ever heard of him being described as a leader or anything. McDavid was captain of Team North America, was captain on his junior team, is a generational talent, and is said to be mature beyond his years.
Not joking even a little bit. I wouldn't have been shocked in the least if the FO of a young team that just paid Lucic huge money (and traded away Taylor Goddamn Hall) picked Lucic.
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Landeskog and Crosby have done alright as captains
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_( ... y)#Records
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Also really excited the Rangers placed two potentially useful depth forwards on waivers while holding tight to Glass and Lapierre. AV just can't fucking quit "sandpapery" veterans and the FO seems to refuse to step in.
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wlu_lax6 wrote:Landeskog and Crosby have done alright as captains
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_( ... y)#Records
Crosby had played 2 full seasons. Landeskog 1 (i didn't really like that one either).
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Barry is the best sometimes...
1.) I need to keep the schedule for championship white house appearances on my calendar. I work a few blocks and am sure if I time it right I can catch the teams entering from 18th or Penn avenue.
2.) Love that they put a guy with a solid black eye just over the President's right shoulder.
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wlu_lax6 wrote:Landeskog and Crosby have done alright as captains
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_( ... y)#Records
Crosby had played 2 full seasons. Landeskog 1 (i didn't really like that one either).
You're splitting hairs. The point is that there is established precedent in the NHL for young stars to be named captain. Crosby and Landeskog were both teenagers when named captain, just like McDavid. McDavid is starting his second year (just as was the case for Landeskog) and he's certainly established in the league, despite his injury last season. Crosby was actually offered the captaincy earlier, but finally accepted it at the end of his second season.
wiki wrote:Following the Penguins defeat, Crosby was named Pittsburgh's team captain on May 31, 2007, making him (at 19 years, 9 months, and 24 days) the youngest team captain in NHL history.[44][45] During the season, the Penguins had offered him the captaincy, but he had turned it down.
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What a leader.
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So the Rangers made all the right decisions with their roster. I feel incredibly good about our forwards and goalie and incredibly bad about our defense. Like as good as ever on the former and as bad as ever on the latter.
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Henrik is 34.
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Best in the league 5v5 save percentage at age 33. No worries there.
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He seemed sleepy against the Pens in the playoffs.
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I very clearly excluded 5v3 and 5v2.
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