NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - Week Six

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-Through W16, each set of questions will include 4 Swamper-submitted questions (2 sports, 2 other)
-All questions in W17 and the playoffs will come from me
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QUESTIONS

1. Name a state with 25 MILLION OR LESS visitors in 2014, based on state tourism data compiled by Thrillist.com (12)

2. In 2015, the Outstanding Variety Series Emmy was split into separate Talk and Sketch categories. Name a nominee in the SKETCH category in the two years since (6)

3. Name one of the 10 most popular Chinese food dishes in America, according to 2014 GrubHub ordering data (10)

4. Name one the eight best-selling everyday greeting card categories, according to a 2012 industry survey (8)
NOTE: "Everyday" means non-seasonal/non-holiday

5. FROM JERLOMA: Name a group or solo artist who appeared AS THEMSELVES in the 1985 movie Krush Groove (9)
NOTE: If part of group, they must stay part of the group, so if Aerosmith was in the movie, Steven Tyler would be wrong

6. Name the current AAA affiliate (by location, team name, or both) of any 2016 MLB playoff team (10)

7. FROM WLULAX: SportAccord is the umbrella organization for all international sports federations. Name a sport whose organization is a part of SportAccord but is NOT one of the 73 federations currently recognized by the Interational Olympic Committee (26)

8. Of the 40 top-scoring freshmen (by PPG) in college basketball since 1995, name one that left school after that one season (13)

9. FROM SANCARLOS: Name one of the eight NHL teams with the most playoff wins from 2001 through present (8)

10. Per the pro-football-reference database, name anyone with a hyphenated last name that played in at least one game during the 2015 NFL regular season (15)
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Edited to show 12 possible answers on Q1
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'loma and 'lulax can go straight to hell.
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so hard this week, the question with 26 answers is the worst
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rass wrote:'loma and 'lulax can go straight to hell.
I mean, I've never been near them, but I have heard from people who have, and they STINK. Stink, stink, stink. Sulfur. They smell like Hell.
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#7 might be the first question where I've had literally no idea what to answer. Like, no idea what would even be an educated guess. I'm not sure what part of speech the answer would be.
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At least you can smile when Wlu and maybe a few other people get 1 point on his question and everyone else just gets 6
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#7 is interesting, but Krush Groove? I don't think that even played up north.
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Never even heard of it.
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Sabo should be protesting this week after his original question was deemed too difficult. Unless..oh god what did they submit first?!?!
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P.D.X. wrote:Never even heard of it.
Literally, had never heard of it.
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tennbengal wrote:
P.D.X. wrote:Never even heard of it.
Literally, had never heard of it.
+1
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What's up with never hearing of Krush Groove? That's crazy.
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i'm playing wlulax so i'm fucked
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I've heard of it, but like 99.x percent of the country couldn't give a fuck about it.

I made what I thought was a pretty decent guess but think I was wrong.
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Jerloma wrote:What's up with never hearing of Krush Groove? That's crazy.
Yeah, it was a unsuccessful flop from 31 years ago, guys!
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BSF21 wrote:
tennbengal wrote:
P.D.X. wrote:Never even heard of it.
Literally, had never heard of it.
+1
Never heard of it, either. And I was young enough then to have heard of it. But, I didn't hear of it. Quite possibly the worst swamp crash question ever. And, I say that mainly because I guessed and found out after submitting that I guessed a wrong answer.
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A_B wrote:Sabo should be protesting this week after his original question was deemed too difficult. Unless..oh god what did they submit first?!?!
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OK so question 7...

"Umbrella for international sports ferderations" -- does that mean that all organizations are international themselves or does that just indicate that they preside over organizations in many different countries?

I'm honestly confused as to what it's asking in general but this is a good place to start.
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As best as I can tell, they are all international organizations for their respective sports. FIBA, for example. Or the World Badminton Federation.

Basketball and badminton are recognized by the IOC so those would be incorrect answers. A sport doesnt have to be or have been in the Olympics to have such recognition by the way.
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STILL NEED, I THINK

AB
Carwash
Cerrano
DC
Diamond
Duff
Giff
Jerloma
Ljam
Mister D
PDX
Rass
Shirley
Sybian
TT
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STILL NEED:

Diamond
Jerloma
Ljam
Mister D
PDX
Rass
Shirley
Sybian
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Good morning Ryan!

#3 - does "dishes" mean entrees only, or anything that might be ordered off a menu?
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Any specific item.
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thanks
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By the way, this is a blatant breech of Swamp Crash ethics. I thought the commissioner would have had the balls to call it out but if I have to, then so be it.

Shirley wrote:
Jerloma wrote:What's up with never hearing of Krush Groove? That's crazy.
Yeah, it was a unsuccessful flop from 31 years ago, guys!
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I was kind of deflated by the question. The clue helped me get a grip on it.
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We want crash. We want crash.
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ARE YOU READY FOR SOME NON-OLYMPIC SANCTIONED AMERICAN FOOTBAAAAAAAALLL?!?

12:45ish. Make with the locker room talk in the meantime.
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Y'all want to take a girl out for dinner, pay for the meal, take a walk along the waterfront, give her a peck on the cheek and tell her you'll call her in a couple days? Then actually call?

AW YEA YOU DIRTY DOGS. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!

RESPECT THOSE BOUNDARIES! WHOOP WHOOP!
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I cannot begin to tell you how bad my answers seem to be to me. Usually I'll go check and see if I was right on my questionable ones but it seemed like it may be more fun to let it ride.
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BSF21 wrote:Y'all want to take a girl out for dinner, pay for the meal, take a walk along the waterfront, give her a peck on the cheek and tell her you'll call her in a couple days? Then actually call?

AW YEA YOU DIRTY DOGS. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!

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I'm always amused when I think I haven't sent in my answers, realize that I had, and have NO recollection of writing and submitting them.
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I checked my answer for the potential Olympic sport one, and replied verbally "Seriously? [My response] is a potential Olympic sport?" Got a lot of strange looks around the office.
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Q1 - Name a state with 25 MILLION OR LESS visitors in 2014, based on state tourism data compiled by Thrillist.com (12)

CORRECT ANSWERS
Arkansas (1) - PDX
Mississippi (1) - Shirley
Vermont (1) - Rush
Wyoming (1) - GoodKarma
Delaware (2) - BSF, Chedda
Nebraska (2) - Bengal, Rass
North Dakota (3) - Howard, Ljam, Trav
Rhode Island (3) - AB, Jerloma, TT
West Virginia (3) - Brian, Duff, Fritz
Iowa (9) - BFJ, Bronto, Cerrano, DC, Giff, Mister D, Pruitt, Sybian, Wlu

INCORRECT ANSWERS (14)
Idaho - Degen, Sabo
Kansas - Carwash
Oklahoma - Sancarlos
South Dakota - Gunpowder

LEFTOVERS
Alabama
Montana
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More tourists visit Oklahoma than all those other states? Sheesh.
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Q2 - In 2015, the Outstanding Variety Series Emmy was split into separate Talk and Sketch categories. Name a nominee in the sketch category in the two years since (6)

CORRECT ANSWERS
Drunk History (1) - Rush
Documentary Now! (3) - Fritz, GoodKarma, Wlu
Portlandia (3) - Jerloma, Pruitt, Rass
Inside Amy Schumer (6) - AB, Brian, BSF, Giff, Shirley, Sybian
SNL (7) - Carwash, Degen, Duff, Howard, Ljam, PDX, Sancarlos
Key & Peele (10) - Bengal, BFJ, Bronto, Cerrano, DC, Gunpowder, Mister D, Sabo, Trav, TT

INCORRECT ANSWERS (15)
Broad City - Chedda

LEFTOVERS
None
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I stayed away from Wyoming because of Yellowstone. I guess all 25 million visitors going there would be a lot.
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