The BFJ is Bored Game

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I'm bored. I'm sitting at an all day conference and I found these 5 baseball cards in my backpack that an usher at an O's game had given my son. They are from 1986. Can anyone out there name the players? Apologies for the shitty quality.

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Well, the 2nd one is Dave Smith (cut it off jusssssst a bit higher).
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Gunpowder wrote:Well, the 2nd one is Dave Smith (cut it off jusssssst a bit higher).
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Gunpowder wrote:Well, the 2nd one is Dave Smith (cut it off jusssssst a bit higher).
You're in the lead.
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The second one should be Lombardozzi but I don't think its him so I have no idea.
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mister d wrote:The second one should be Lombardozzi but I don't think its him so I have no idea.
From the Twins? No.
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Oh yeah. 4th. Not 2nd. Maybe give us the first names or some shit.
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Last one looks like Reid Nichols
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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And I think the Cardinal is Jeff Lahti. This game is great.
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Correct on both!
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mister d wrote:Oh yeah. 4th. Not 2nd. Maybe give us the first names or some shit.
The remaining 2 players' (#1 and #4) initials are also Swamp handles.
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bfj wrote:
mister d wrote:Oh yeah. 4th. Not 2nd. Maybe give us the first names or some shit.
The remaining 2 players' (#1 and #4) initials are also Swamp handles.
Is #1 Alan Bannister?
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DSafetyGuy wrote:
bfj wrote:
mister d wrote:Oh yeah. 4th. Not 2nd. Maybe give us the first names or some shit.
The remaining 2 players' (#1 and #4) initials are also Swamp handles.
Is #1 Alan Bannister?
Correct!
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I'm flattered.

But weird that his middle name is underscore.
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The Twin is a 2B with a Swamper's initials but it's NOT Steve Lombardozzi?
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Ryan wrote:The Twin is a 2B with a Swamper's initials but it's NOT Steve Lombardozzi?
The players initials are a Swamp handle. Not the Swamper's real name initials, in this case.
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Did you know?
This player "Broke Bernie Allen's '62 record for HRs by a 2b in 1984 with 14."
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Tim Teufel?
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It's either him or Brook Fuckin' Jacoby
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duff wrote:Tim Teufel?
Correct!
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