NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - Week 14 (DUE FRI 12-9)

[Ryan]

Q5 - Name a current flavor of Pepperidge Farm's Milano cookies, per the company website (10)

CORRECT ANSWERS
Dark Chocolate (1) - Mister D
Mocha (1) - Duff
Salted Caramel (1) - Giff
Lemon (2) - Rush, Trav
Peppermint (2) - Degen, PDX
Chocolate (3) - Brian, Fritz, Sybian
Double Chocolate (3) - BFJ, Bronto, GoodKarma
Raspberry (3) - Cerrano, Rass, Wlu
Mint (12) - AB, BSF, Carwash, Chedda, DC, Diamond, Gunpowder, Howard, Pruitt, Sabo, Sancarlos, Shirley

INCORRECT ANSWERS (17)
Butter Rum - Bengal
Chocolate Chip - Ljam

LEFTOVERS
Orange
Dulce de Leche

HALF
16 Duff
16 Fritz
18 GoodKarma
19 Rass
19 Wlulax
20 Giff
21 BFJ
21 Rush
23 PDX
24 BSF
25 AB
27 Travzilla
28 Bengal
28 Brian
28 Bronto
28 Cerrano
31 Degen
31 Gunpowder
32 Sancarlos
34 Diamond
35 Howard
35 Mister D
35 Sabo
35 Shirley
35 Sybian
36 L-Jam
37 DC47
38 Chedda
40 Pruitt
46 Carwash
61 Jerloma
61 TT

[howard]

Susan Sarandon in her prime

So it was made in like 2003?

[A_B]

Fritz is putting the beatdown on me.

[howard]

ffs. orange and mint are the only flavors I knew. All or none.

[Ryan]

Q6 - Name the active MLB leader in career stolen bases at any point since Richie Ashburn's retirement in 1960 (9)

CORRECT ANSWERS
Joe Morgan (1) - Giff
Luis Aparicio (2) - DC, Howard
Ichiro (2) - Diamond, Duff
Kenny Lofton (2) - Ljam, Mister D
Lou Brock (6) - Bengal, BFJ, Carwash, Chedda, Fritz, Pruitt
Rickey Henderson (13) - AB, Brian, Bronto, BSF, Cerrano, Degen, GoodKarma, PDX, Rass, Shirley, Sybian, Trav, Wlu

INCORRECT ANSWERS (18)
Otis Nixon - Gunpowder
Tim Raines - Rush
Pete Rose - Sabo
Willie Mays - Sancarlos

LEFTOVERS
Maury Wills
Bert Campaneris
Juan Pierre

[BSF21]

Thats probably the first time I've eve doubled my score on Q 5 with a correct answer. Bullshit.

[A_B]

FUCK i didn't read that question correctly at all.

[Ryan]

Q7 - FROM SHIRLEY: Name a coach who has coached two or more different schools to an NCAA Final Four since 1970. (12)
NOTE: Includes appearances later vacated.

CORRECT ANSWERS
Lou Henson (1) - Brian
Lon Kruger (1) - Sancarlos
Lee Rose (1) - Shirley
Larry Brown (2) - Bengal, DC
Rick Pitino (2) - Sybian, Trav
Lute Olson (3) - Fritz, GoodKarma, Wlu
Bob Huggins (4) - Duff, Howard, Rush, Sabo
Eddie Sutton (4) - AB, Diamond, Giff, Ljam
John Calipari (5) - Chedda, Gunpowder, Mister D, Pruitt
Roy Williams (5) - BFJ, Bronto, Carwash, Degen, Rass

INCORRECT ANSWERS (10)
Jim Harrick - Cerrano
Rick Majerus - PDX

LEFTOVERS
Hugh Durham
Gene Bartow

[Ryan]

Q8 - Name any NHL player whose last name ENDS with the letter K with more career goals than Milan Hejduk's 375 (10)

CORRECT ANSWERS
Ilya Kovalchuk (1) - Rass
John Ogrodnick (1) - DC
Dave Andreychuk (2) - Giff, PDX
Pat Verbeek (2) - Diamond, GoodKarma
Dale Hawerchuk (4) - Brian, Cerrano, Sybian, Wlu
Joe Nieuwendyk (4) - Degen, Mister D, Pruitt, Sancarlos
Keith Tkachuk (11) - BFJ, Bronto, BSF, Carwash, Chedda, Duff, Howard, Ljam, Rush, Sabo, Trav

INCORRECT ANSWERS (16)
Radek Bonk - Gunpowder
Ray Bork - AB the Awesome
Slavek - Fritz
Pavelchuk - Shirley
No Answer - Bengal

LEFTOVERS
John Bucyk
Jeremy Roenick
Marian Gaborik

THRU 8
27 Giff
33 Duff
36 GoodKarma
38 Rass
39 Wlulax
41 Fritz
42 DC47
42 Diamond
43 BFJ
46 Brian
46 Mister D
48 PDX
52 Bengal
52 Howard
53 BSF
53 Degen
53 L-Jam
53 Travzilla
54 Rush
54 Sybian
55 Cerrano
55 Pruitt
55 Sancarlos
57 Bronto
58 AB
60 Chedda
65 Shirley
68 Carwash
68 Sabo
70 Gunpowder
105 Jerloma
105 TT

[The Sybian]

I had no idea Milano cookies came in flavors. Is that a new thing?

[Ryan]

Q9 - FROM AB: Name one of the primary sponsors for a car that finished in the Top 12 in the 2016 Race for the Chase (13)

CORRECT ANSWERS
ARRIS (1) - AB
FedEx (1) - BFJ
Furniture Row (1) - Bronto
Miller Lite (1) - Giff
NAPA (1) - Cerrano
Shell-Pennzoil (1) - Wlu
M&Ms (2) - Chedda, GoodKarma
Lowe's (9) - Bengal, Brian, Howard, Ljam, Pruitt, Rass, Rush, Sabo, Sancarlos

INCORRECT ANSWERS (14)
Home Depot - Degen, Diamond, Fritz, Mister D, Trav
Budweiser - Carwash, Sybian
Nationwide - BSF
Chevy - DC
Mobil - Duff
Fifth Third Bank - Gunpowder
Skol - PDX
Hooters - Shirley

LEFTOVERS
DeWalt
Monster
Haas
Jimmy John's
Target
Bass Pro Shops

[rass]

Oh shit! I thought of Datsyuk first, and got fixated on Russians and couldn't think of anyone else and came up with Kovalchuk at the last second. Switching paid off for (one of the few times).

[Ryan]

Q10 - Name anyone who played their college ball at Alabama who was named to at least 3 NFL Pro Bowl teams (13)

CORRECT ANSWERS
Don Hutson (1) - DC
Chris Samuels (1) - Wlu
Ozzie Newsome (2) - Bengal, BFJ
Ken Stabler (2) - Brian, Howard
Cornelius Bennett (3) - AB, Duff, Shirley
Joe Namath (3) - Fritz, Ljam, Sybian
Shaun Alexander (4) - Bronto, Degen, Mister D, Sabo
Julio Jones (4) - Chedda, GoodKarma, Rass, Rush
Derrick Thomas (4) - Cerrano, Diamond, Giff, Sancarlos

INCORRECT ANSWERS (9)
Tracy Porter - BSF
Lee Roy Selmon - Carwash
Evan Mathis - Jerloma
Marcel Dareus - Pruitt
Jamaal Charles - Trav
No Answer - PDX

LEFTOVERS
John Hannah
Dwight Stephenson
Bob Baumhower
Lee Roy Jordan
Bart Starr

FINAL
32 Giff
41 Wlulax
42 GoodKarma
46 BFJ
50 Duff
51 Rass
57 Brian
57 DC47
58 Fritz
60 Cerrano
60 Diamond
62 AB
62 Bronto
63 Bengal
63 Howard
64 Mister D
65 L-Jam
66 Chedda
67 Rush
68 Sancarlos
71 Degen
71 PDX
71 Sybian
73 Pruitt
76 BSF
76 Travzilla
81 Sabo
82 Shirley
91 Carwash
93 Gunpowder
128 Jerloma
128 TT

[Giff]

Wow. I thought I was toast after my other 1-pt answers were stolen.

[Ryan]

[Ryan]

Rush just survived his MNF in Baltimore game

[Shirley]

Good game, Karma. I took a fucking beating.

I knew this would be a tough week for me. I then went out and proved it - an 82 while also hitting two one-pointers. That's not easy to do.

[rass]

gg pdx

[mister d]

Roenick is pretty close to a Jordan there.

[rass]

Roenick is pretty close to a Jordan there.

[mister d]

Fucking Milbury.

[Shirley]

Roenick is pretty close to a Jordan there.

Yeah, I don't think so. Maybe if you only include hockey fans.

[mister d]

Yeah, I don't think so. Maybe if you only include hockey fans.

Everyone who answered any of the other right answers knows Roenick.

[Rush2112]

Rush just survived his MNF in Baltimore game

FUCK. Glad that Canadians know nothing about the true American sports of SEC football and NASCAR.

[degenerasian]

that was really hard

[Shirley]

Yeah, I don't think so. Maybe if you only include hockey fans.

Everyone who answered any of the other right answers knows Roenick.

Of course. I know him too, although he never crossed my mind. I just don't think you can compare him to a man who was once arguably the most famous person on the planet.

[Gunpowder]

Q1 - The Mekong River flows through 6 different Asian countries. Name one of these countries OR its capital city (12)

CORRECT ANSWERS
Bangkok (1) - AB
Hanoi (2) - Bengal, Fritz
Vietnam (2) - Bronto, BSF
Beijing (3) - Chedda, Diamond, Duff
Cambodia (3) - BFJ, GoodKarma, Sancarlos
Laos (3) - DC, Rass, Wlu
Thailand (3) - Howard, Rush, Trav
Phnom Penh (5) - Brian, Cerrano, PDX, Sabo, Sybian
Vientiane (6) - Carwash, Degen, Giff, Gunpowder, Ljam, Pruitt

INCORRECT ANSWERS (11)
India - Mister D
Ho Chi Minh CIty - Shirley

LEFTOVERS
China
Myanmar
Naypyidaw

Are you fuckers serious

Should have just gone with the Nap.

[Gunpowder]

Almost went with Don Hutson, but thought there's no way the Pro Bowl is that old.

[degenerasian]

Q1 - The Mekong River flows through 6 different Asian countries. Name one of these countries OR its capital city (12)

CORRECT ANSWERS
Bangkok (1) - AB
Hanoi (2) - Bengal, Fritz
Vietnam (2) - Bronto, BSF
Beijing (3) - Chedda, Diamond, Duff
Cambodia (3) - BFJ, GoodKarma, Sancarlos
Laos (3) - DC, Rass, Wlu
Thailand (3) - Howard, Rush, Trav
Phnom Penh (5) - Brian, Cerrano, PDX, Sabo, Sybian
Vientiane (6) - Carwash, Degen, Giff, Gunpowder, Ljam, Pruitt

INCORRECT ANSWERS (11)
India - Mister D
Ho Chi Minh CIty - Shirley

LEFTOVERS
China
Myanmar
Naypyidaw

Are you fuckers serious

Should have just gone with the Nap.

I know all 12 answers and of course I picked the most popular one!

[mister d]

We agree that my work there is among the most embarrassing misses this season (at least), right?

[rass]

We agree that my work there is among the most embarrassing misses this season (at least), right?

More like the D-wrong river, right?

[GoodKarma]

Good game, Karma. I took a fucking beating.

I knew this would be a tough week for me. I then went out and proved it - an 82 while also hitting two one-pointers. That's not easy to do.

Thanks...thought I was in trouble but got lucky on #1 which carried through the round. Thought Cambodia and M&M's would be more popular answers.

[sancarlos]

Almost went with Don Hutson, but thought there's no way the Pro Bowl is that old.

Same

[P.D.X.]

Skol - PDX

My 2nd choice was Slim Jim's. Apparently my only perception of the race cars is that they're sponsored by shit you buy at the 7-11 counter.

[cerrano]

i read the mario kart question completely wrong thinking i had to name a quantity of things. (crazy 8). good game, chedd. (and gg a_b last week.)

[P.D.X.]

Didn't even spell "Skoal" right.

[A_B]

Ended up being a great game with Fritz. Just can't believe ray bork wasn't right.

[bfj]

Good game wlu.

[DC47]

All the other old guys piled on to Atlantic City. Susan Sarandon in her prime, washing herself with lemon juice.

Luis Aparicio (2) - DC, Howard

Howard, please to stay out of my mind when I'm trying to play this game. It's hard enough. Once should be the max. I suppose I could have gone with Bull Durham for the movie, but I'm not sure it was an award nominee, as it wasn't arty enough.

But on the Alabama pro-bowler, being old totally rules. The first thing to come to mind was of course The Snake. But aha! I knew that's what Howard would think. So I then considered Namath and then Starr, but this then got me back to the even more ancient Packer Don Hutson. Good thing I didn't wonder if they had pro bowls back in the nineteenth century. Probably a sign of age right there. For the best though.

Don Hutson (1) - DC
Ken Stabler (2) - Brian, Howard

So, yeah, like everyone else who loves this game, I also hate it. Today it was more love though. But then again I'm not one of the poor chumps who went with Vientienne, or however you spell that place. Also, I am one of the half-dozen left alive who used to watch John Ogrodnick play for the Wings. I'll forgive the pathetic video game question, given my otherwise good fortune. Thanks for the contest Diamond, and the league Ryan.

[DC47]

Almost went with Don Hutson, but thought there's no way the Pro Bowl is that old.

Same

I'm surprised you thought of him. I don't recall seeing you at any of those post-civil war and pre-combine Packers' games.