AussieDave wrote:I went to an Aussie Rules football match last night.
They don't have roaming vendors in the stands at all. Couldn't believe it.
As someone who doesn't watch baseball, I am starved for sports this time of year and usually watch recordings of the AFL matches that air here in Canada.
I'd love to attend a match one day - it is an amazing sport to watch.
I've been watching it on TV, but its really something to see live. You have to see the whole field to get a sense of the play developing.
And the pitch is HUGE. Its so big the coaching staffs have runners, in bright orange outfits, that run on the field during play to talk strategy with the players.
And there's a ton of pushing and shoving and cheap shots that go on behind the play, or in between goals. Any of which would get a tech in a basketball game, but in AFL its just no big deal.
I still can't get anyone to tell me why they don't have chairs or benches for them when they go into the locker room at half time.
I was watching a game on Friday - Essenden and Port Adelaide and was shocked when they showed the players sitting on the floor and leaning against the wall as they guzzled their Powerade.
Must be a macho thing.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
I watched yesterdays stage of the Tour De France, the climb up Mont Ventoux and the crowds were just insane.
1. How do people even get up that mountain? Especially to the finish line.
2. How early do they have to get up there? Days? Weeks?
3. How do 500,000 people camp up a mountain for any sporting event?
4. In reality you can only see the riders for a few minutes. Who camps out days to see a few minutes?
Just amazing how important the Tour is to the French.
Kung Fu movies are like porn. There's 1 on 1, then 2 on 1, then a group scene..
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
"Tonight's the Night" by Rod Stewart has to be the rapiest song ever recorded.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
not new and not entirely random, but can't figure out where else to post it.
going to my final interview today... yeah, technically i'm still 'working from home' for the TZ folks.. but seeing as to how their finances are shot...
whatever.
got past the linkedin, to hr, to more hr, then to another guy.. now being asked to come in to meet the CEO, the head of HR and the woman in charge of global stuff i'd be doing (running PM)
so... of course suit. and of course its like 110 today in NYC (with humidity, humanity, etc)
all is riding on this boys and girls... really do look forward to getting back into the swing of things.
If you have Cinemax, and there are no kids around or anything, check out a movie on On Demand Max After Dark called Serena Sexplorer for the absolute best movie soundtrack ever created. It will blow your mind.
Pack a vest for your james in the city of intercourse
Icepenis wrote:If you have Cinemax, and there are no kids around or anything, check out a movie on On Demand Max After Dark called Serena Sexplorer for the absolute best movie soundtrack ever created. It will blow your mind.
Can't vouch for the soundtrack, but the film stars Amanda Blow who is (according to imdb) one of the stars of Your Mom Tossed My Salad 8, which, if it is anything like the classic Your Mom Tossed My Salad 3, is well worth three minutes of your time.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
I'm like two people removed from a porn star. My wife's cousin had three kids with some dude before she left them. My mom in-law is still close with the kids and their dad's family (his parents were even at our wedding in Vegas). Well the dad recently remarried and had a kid. Not sure what her real name is, but her porn name is Cassidy Clay. We still don't know if his parents have any idea as they're not really all that internet-savvy, but she doesn't hide it too much on social media.
Also learned savvy is not spelled saavy.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
Icepenis wrote:If you have Cinemax, and there are no kids around or anything, check out a movie on On Demand Max After Dark called Serena Sexplorer for the absolute best movie soundtrack ever created. It will blow your mind.
What's on it?
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
Icepenis wrote:If you have Cinemax, and there are no kids around or anything, check out a movie on On Demand Max After Dark called Serena Sexplorer for the absolute best movie soundtrack ever created. It will blow your mind.
What's on it?
Completely made up songs basically about what is going on on-screen at the moment. I'll send you one. It's hilarious. Also NSFW so don't open it like in a boardroom.
EDIT: Can't send it, file over 25 MB.
Pack a vest for your james in the city of intercourse
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
I've watched Trapped in a Closet (well, not the whole thing, but about an hour or so). It is amazing. I highly recommend it. I'm a little surprised I could make it that far on something that I look at as a joke, but it kept my attention for some reason.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
Icepenis wrote:If you have Cinemax, and there are no kids around or anything, check out a movie on On Demand Max After Dark called Serena Sexplorer for the absolute best movie soundtrack ever created. It will blow your mind.
Can't vouch for the soundtrack, but the film stars Amanda Blow who is (according to imdb) one of the stars of Your Mom Tossed My Salad 8, which, if it is anything like the classic Your Mom Tossed My Salad 3, is well worth three minutes of your time.
Giff wrote:I'm like two people removed from a porn star. My wife's cousin had three kids with some dude before she left them. My mom in-law is still close with the kids and their dad's family (his parents were even at our wedding in Vegas). Well the dad recently remarried and had a kid. Not sure what her real name is, but her porn name is Cassidy Clay. We still don't know if his parents have any idea as they're not really all that internet-savvy, but she doesn't hide it too much on social media.
I'm lost. Who's the porn star? The new wife? The new kid? One of the old kids whose mom left them?