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Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 2:32 pm

Miss Meat Pie Pageant

Part of the Natchitoches Meat Pie Festival festivities.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 2:32 pm

Miss Meat Pie Pageant

Part of the Natchitoches Meat Pie Festival festivities.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 2:49 pm

I had pie for breakfast. ;)

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 5:30 pm

I used to say pie. Now, I say cake.

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Nov 16, 2016 4:32 pm

hahahahaha @Grover.

I love that book.

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Wed Dec 14, 2016 12:45 pm

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Wed Dec 14, 2016 2:19 pm

I clicked on the link. The writing is great.

Doggie is great for the smaller pened because it gets 'em about as deep as they're gonna get. Take advantage of the sublime oral skills he's (hopefully) developed along the way by varying thrusts with oral.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Dec 15, 2016 8:29 pm

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Thu Dec 15, 2016 8:51 pm

I love that so much.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 5:58 pm

So this happened and triggered a bunch of outrage:

I can't stop laughing. I like PhillyD's take.

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Wed Dec 21, 2016 8:47 am

white males got triggered? stunning

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Dec 22, 2016 4:49 pm

Awful Announcing is featuring some of the worst takes on the NFL season.

http://thecomeback.com/freezingcoldtake ... eason.html

I hate Colin Cowherd so much...

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sat Dec 31, 2016 12:41 am

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Tue Jan 03, 2017 11:18 pm

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 8:06 am

The hashtag #NiggerNavy took off.

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 8:20 am

I'm surprised that doesn't happen more often. That b and that n are close.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 8:23 am

Rex wrote:I'm surprised that doesn't happen more often. That b and that n are close.

I don't think her choice of men automatically makes her a b.

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 8:27 am

You would know what a b is like

howard · Post by **howard** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 2:01 pm

One of those #NiggerNavy posts popped up on my thread, I missed the original. Figured Ensign Billy was fucking with me.

Post by **Sabo** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 3:12 pm

Jack Lemmon was the best.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Tue Jan 10, 2017 9:47 am

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:36 am

Same! I also do it with "Jew" and "You"

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:39 am

"drugs" and "love" here.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:42 am

NIce AB.

At this point, I have no control over it. And then I start giggling. And then share with w/ Jen who long ago lost any amusement from it.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:08 am

The Elton John/Kiki Dee song - it is immediately "Don't Go Breaking my Fart" every time it comes on.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:24 am

I replace girl with squirrel and my wife hates me every time.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:32 am

Giff wrote:I replace girl with squirrel and my wife hates me every time.

Nice.

I also replace alone with gnome. Doesn't come up a lot, but the Heart (fart) song "How Can I Get You Alone?" is a way more fun "how can I get you a gnome?" to me.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:36 am

"Fart" and "heart" has been happening for over 40 years in my mind.

And "gay" for "day" or "say." "Jew" very often gets substituted for "you."

So many more - my mind does a Rude Al Yankovich for just about every pop song that I don't like.

"Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me," a classic. "In The Air Tonight" is "In Your Hair Tonight," "Say You, Say Me," will always be "Hey You, Blow Me." The Heart song mentioned above becomes "How Can I Get Your Big Bone."

I got a million... sometimes I wish I could stop.

EnochRoot · Post by **EnochRoot** » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:38 am

Pruitt wrote:"Fart" and "heart" has been happening for over 40 years in my mind.

And "gay" for "day" or "say." "Jew" very often gets substituted for "you."

So many more - my mind does a Rude Al Yankovich for just about every pop song that I don't like.

"Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me," a classic. "In The Air Tonight" is "In Your Hair Tonight," "Say You, Say Me," will always be "Hey You, Blow Me." The Heart song mentioned above becomes "How Can I Get Your Big Bone."

I got a million... sometimes I wish I could stop.

Canary in a coma

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:24 pm

EnochRoot wrote:
Pruitt wrote:"Fart" and "heart" has been happening for over 40 years in my mind.

And "gay" for "day" or "say." "Jew" very often gets substituted for "you."

So many more - my mind does a Rude Al Yankovich for just about every pop song that I don't like.

"Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me," a classic. "In The Air Tonight" is "In Your Hair Tonight," "Say You, Say Me," will always be "Hey You, Blow Me." The Heart song mentioned above becomes "How Can I Get Your Big Bone."

I got a million... sometimes I wish I could stop.
Canary in a coma

We are spirits who look like Milton Berle.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:30 pm

Anything that rhymes with Dave or David. And I always add an "e" to the word "pub" and that's never not funny.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 6:40 am

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 7:09 am

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Thu Jan 19, 2017 11:27 pm

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:22 am

Is the DoD thinking of anyone in particular?

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:51 am

That's great.

Post by **brian** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 12:51 pm

https://twitter.com/HalfOnionInABag

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 12:59 pm

brian wrote:https://twitter.com/HalfOnionInABag

On a related note, there's a Chrome add-on that replies "Shut the hell up Donny" any time the cheeto sends out one of his "well thought out" responses to news or criticisms.

Evidently, he was basically live-tweeting the Today show this morning.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:45 pm