Wife's cousin?Shirley wrote:I'm lost. Who's the porn star? The new wife? The new kid? One of the old kids whose mom left them?Giff wrote:I'm like two people removed from a porn star. My wife's cousin had three kids with some dude before she left them. My mom in-law is still close with the kids and their dad's family (his parents were even at our wedding in Vegas). Well the dad recently remarried and had a kid. Not sure what her real name is, but her porn name is Cassidy Clay. We still don't know if his parents have any idea as they're not really all that internet-savvy, but she doesn't hide it too much on social media.
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Actually over 24 minutes.Pruitt wrote:Can't vouch for the soundtrack, but the film stars Amanda Blow who is (according to imdb) one of the stars of Your Mom Tossed My Salad 8, which, if it is anything like the classic Your Mom Tossed My Salad 3, is well worth three minutes of your time.
http://www.redtube.com/133589" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
You're welcome.
NSFW, obvs.
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I think Giff said he's doing porn.Shirley wrote:I'm lost. Who's the porn star? The new wife? The new kid? One of the old kids whose mom left them?Giff wrote:I'm like two people removed from a porn star. My wife's cousin had three kids with some dude before she left them. My mom in-law is still close with the kids and their dad's family (his parents were even at our wedding in Vegas). Well the dad recently remarried and had a kid. Not sure what her real name is, but her porn name is Cassidy Clay. We still don't know if his parents have any idea as they're not really all that internet-savvy, but she doesn't hide it too much on social media.
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Did you mean applesauce? Because that is how I prefer mine.sancarlos wrote:Applause.Pruitt wrote:Can't vouch for the soundtrack, but the film stars Amanda Blow who is (according to imdb) one of the stars of Your Mom Tossed My Salad 8, which, if it is anything like the classic Your Mom Tossed My Salad 3, is well worth three minutes of your time.Icepenis wrote:If you have Cinemax, and there are no kids around or anything, check out a movie on On Demand Max After Dark called Serena Sexplorer for the absolute best movie soundtrack ever created. It will blow your mind.
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rass wrote:Did you mean applesauce? Because that is how I prefer mine.sancarlos wrote:Applause.Pruitt wrote: Can't vouch for the soundtrack, but the film stars Amanda Blow who is (according to imdb) one of the stars of Your Mom Tossed My Salad 8, which, if it is anything like the classic Your Mom Tossed My Salad 3, is well worth three minutes of your time.
I prefer syrup!
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If anyone cares, Rhode Island held it's first state doubles horseshoes championship tonight and a certain Swamper may have won. He promises not to forget the little people though.
Edit: "State doubles championship." My neighbor is actually the state singles champ currently.
Edit: "State doubles championship." My neighbor is actually the state singles champ currently.
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Rhode Island is large enough for horseshoe pits?
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Yeah man...we got like beaches and shit, too. It's amazing how it all fits.
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Nice work, tosser!
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Due to an injury, Patrick Swayze could not surf in the movie "Point Break". In addition to having a surfing double, in all close-up scenes of Swayze surfing, he was actually riding a jet-ski.
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they just welcomed all viewers on ESPN2 watching the Alouettes against the Stampeders!
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After I saw this post, I turned the game on, and just in time to see Chip Cox sack the Stampeders' QB. Good to see former Ohio Bobcats playing pro ball!degenerasian wrote:they just welcomed all viewers on ESPN2 watching the Alouettes against the Stampeders!
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That was a crazy Stampeders comeback.
In the 2nd game Eskimos vs Lions, TSN just had to apologize for saying 'shit-eatin grin' on tv.
In the 2nd game Eskimos vs Lions, TSN just had to apologize for saying 'shit-eatin grin' on tv.
Kung Fu movies are like porn. There's 1 on 1, then 2 on 1, then a group scene..
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I had forgotten how awesome T&T is. Degen, your T&T is at Pacific Place Mall? At least it was last time I visited your fine town. Ever go? There are a ton of smaller stores around here, of course, including a fantastic Korean grocer one mere kilometer away, but I do like the giganticness of T&T every now and then. And Metrotown (which is also their first location) is less than five minutes by car from here. That is the one major "lacking" over in Victoria; no decent Asian grocery store. None.
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I watched it! How about that fumble on the near TD kickoff return.degenerasian wrote:That was a crazy Stampeders comeback.
In the 2nd game Eskimos vs Lions, TSN just had to apologize for saying 'shit-eatin grin' on tv.
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Yes the one in Pacific Mall is still there. There is a 2nd T&T open now up in the north in Harvest Hills.Scottie wrote:I had forgotten how awesome T&T is. Degen, your T&T is at Pacific Place Mall? At least it was last time I visited your fine town. Ever go? There are a ton of smaller stores around here, of course, including a fantastic Korean grocer one mere kilometer away, but I do like the giganticness of T&T every now and then. And Metrotown (which is also their first location) is less than five minutes by car from here. That is the one major "lacking" over in Victoria; no decent Asian grocery store. None.
http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/15/191659/r ... et-Calgary" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
There's also a Kong Kong Supermarket with a good Vietnamese selection and a Pinoy butcher shop.
http://hongkongfoodmarket.ca/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Kung Fu movies are like porn. There's 1 on 1, then 2 on 1, then a group scene..
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This is fascinating.
http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Enter a location and size of nuclear weapon and see what kind of devastation once could expect at that location. If you want to maximize the body count, set it as an airburst detonation.
http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Enter a location and size of nuclear weapon and see what kind of devastation once could expect at that location. If you want to maximize the body count, set it as an airburst detonation.
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It blows my mind. If a bomb the North Korean's successfully tested was air-burst over the Empire State Building, if a piece of the building I lived in didn't conk me on the head and the building didn't completely collapse, I would very likely survive. Only to die of thyroid cancer or leukemia a couple of years later.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
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Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
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Went to a hipster flea market and a hipster farmer's market in a gentrifying part of town and all I can say is if that's what hipster artisanal bread tastes like, who cares about a soul patch or ironic hat - stay hip young man.
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So did you burn the roof of your mouth?
Ya know, if you ate the bread before it was cool.
I'll show myself out for stealing that joke.
Ya know, if you ate the bread before it was cool.
I'll show myself out for stealing that joke.
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In Trading Places, the trading on inside information was not illegal at the time and only made illegal in 2010. The rule is known as the Eddie Murphy law.
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It's not bad, but entry-level fluffers aren't all that fun.sancarlos wrote:I think Giff said he's doing porn.Shirley wrote:I'm lost. Who's the porn star? The new wife? The new kid? One of the old kids whose mom left them?Giff wrote:I'm like two people removed from a porn star. My wife's cousin had three kids with some dude before she left them. My mom in-law is still close with the kids and their dad's family (his parents were even at our wedding in Vegas). Well the dad recently remarried and had a kid. Not sure what her real name is, but her porn name is Cassidy Clay. We still don't know if his parents have any idea as they're not really all that internet-savvy, but she doesn't hide it too much on social media.
It's the wife's cousin's baby-daddy's new wife.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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So basically the status quo?howard wrote:It blows my mind. If a bomb the North Korean's successfully tested was air-burst over the Empire State Building, if a piece of the building I lived in didn't conk me on the head and the building didn't completely collapse, I would very likely survive. Only to die of thyroid cancer or leukemia a couple of years later.
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I suppose. Only difference, my challenge would be to gtf off the island before they sealed it off. Whereas the status quo, I just go to bed to do it all again tomorrow.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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Killing me!Johnnie wrote:So did you burn the roof of your mouth?
Ya know, if you ate the bread before it was cool.
I'll show myself out for stealing that joke.
I used to work in the now "hipster-izing" neighbourhood about 20 years ago - and it was a dumpy part of town. Full of rubbies and the toothless. So, the mere fact that there are now enough safe people around for there to be an artisinal ketchup vendor at a farmer's market is to me a step forward.
However, the hipster diner that we ducked our head into didn't really impress. Honestly, why would you need ten adjectives to describe a tuna melt?
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I know, right? Being pretentious is part of the gig.Pruitt wrote:However, the hipster diner that we ducked our head into didn't really impress. Honestly, why would you need ten adjectives to describe a tuna melt?
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By the end of the day, The Swamp will have over 400 topics and over 15,000 posts. Whew.
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A road sign exists for "Open Ford Ahead" and a navigation system will take you on such a road. I discovered this on Burch's creek near Charlottesville, VA this past weekend. Depth of crossing is variable.
Not my photo, but this is what it looked like:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/cwmcmillen/5012741254/
Not my photo, but this is what it looked like:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/cwmcmillen/5012741254/
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Caulk and float baby. Caulk. And. Float.
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You have died of dysentery.BSF21 wrote:Caulk and float baby. Caulk. And. Float.
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Wait, your version of Oregon Trail had graphics? As in real graphics, and not ASCII art like we had?
You kids had it easy.
You kids had it easy.
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Easy killer. I was on ASCII as well. It was the first thing that popped up on GIS.Sabo wrote:Wait, your version of Oregon Trail had graphics? As in real graphics, and not ASCII art like we had?
You kids had it easy.
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"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.
"There is nothing ever uncommon about BSF21."
"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.
"There is nothing ever uncommon about BSF21."
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Has anyone ever traveled the Natchez Trace. If you have not, you should.
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I had no idea the graphical 80's version of Oregon Trail wasn't the first until a few days ago.
Also--always take the ferry.
Also--always take the ferry.
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Tony Gonzalez and Tony Mandarich a Tech Company....what could go wrong.
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The big bust SI headline is calling here right?
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The big bust SI headline is calling here right?
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Armless driver to fight seatbelt ticket
.Steven Simonar can't put on a seatbelt, as anyone can plainly see, because he doesn't have arms. However, the 55-year-old can drive with his feet using a modified car, according to the story
That reasoning didn't prevent police from writing him a $175 ticket last week. Simonar is enraged that police refused to take his injury into consideration and he says he overheard an officer suggesting he shouldn't drive if he can't buckle up.
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Canadian entitlement mentality in action, as usual. If a car can be modified to accommodate an armless driver, it can be modified to have a functioning seatbelt.
If that doesn't work out, he can always get a job as the drummer for a Def Leppard cover band.
If that doesn't work out, he can always get a job as the drummer for a Def Leppard cover band.
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Like I said on FB. I was hoping they'd name him "Joffrey."Johnny Carwash wrote:Just what America has been waiting for: another King George.
But it totally makes sense. Escape the wrath of King George in the 18th century to fawn over a future one in the 21st century.
We are so fucked.
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