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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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"We're not the smartest people in the world. We go down the straightaway and turn left. That's literally what we do." -- Clint Bowyer
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I clicked on the link. The writing is great.
Doggie is great for the smaller pened because it gets 'em about as deep as they're gonna get. Take advantage of the sublime oral skills he's (hopefully) developed along the way by varying thrusts with oral.
Doggie is great for the smaller pened because it gets 'em about as deep as they're gonna get. Take advantage of the sublime oral skills he's (hopefully) developed along the way by varying thrusts with oral.
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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So this happened and triggered a bunch of outrage:
I can't stop laughing. I like PhillyD's take.
I can't stop laughing. I like PhillyD's take.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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white males got triggered? stunning
"We're not the smartest people in the world. We go down the straightaway and turn left. That's literally what we do." -- Clint Bowyer
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Awful Announcing is featuring some of the worst takes on the NFL season.
http://thecomeback.com/freezingcoldtake ... eason.html
I hate Colin Cowherd so much...
http://thecomeback.com/freezingcoldtake ... eason.html
I hate Colin Cowherd so much...
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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The hashtag #NiggerNavy took off.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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I'm surprised that doesn't happen more often. That b and that n are close.
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I don't think her choice of men automatically makes her a b.Rex wrote:I'm surprised that doesn't happen more often. That b and that n are close.
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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You would know what a b is like
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One of those #NiggerNavy posts popped up on my thread, I missed the original. Figured Ensign Billy was fucking with me.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Same! I also do it with "Jew" and "You"
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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"drugs" and "love" here.
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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NIce AB.
At this point, I have no control over it. And then I start giggling. And then share with w/ Jen who long ago lost any amusement from it.
At this point, I have no control over it. And then I start giggling. And then share with w/ Jen who long ago lost any amusement from it.
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The Elton John/Kiki Dee song - it is immediately "Don't Go Breaking my Fart" every time it comes on.
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I replace girl with squirrel and my wife hates me every time.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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Nice.Giff wrote:I replace girl with squirrel and my wife hates me every time.
I also replace alone with gnome. Doesn't come up a lot, but the Heart (fart) song "How Can I Get You Alone?" is a way more fun "how can I get you a gnome?" to me.
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"Fart" and "heart" has been happening for over 40 years in my mind.
And "gay" for "day" or "say." "Jew" very often gets substituted for "you."
So many more - my mind does a Rude Al Yankovich for just about every pop song that I don't like.
"Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me," a classic. "In The Air Tonight" is "In Your Hair Tonight," "Say You, Say Me," will always be "Hey You, Blow Me." The Heart song mentioned above becomes "How Can I Get Your Big Bone."
I got a million... sometimes I wish I could stop.
And "gay" for "day" or "say." "Jew" very often gets substituted for "you."
So many more - my mind does a Rude Al Yankovich for just about every pop song that I don't like.
"Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me," a classic. "In The Air Tonight" is "In Your Hair Tonight," "Say You, Say Me," will always be "Hey You, Blow Me." The Heart song mentioned above becomes "How Can I Get Your Big Bone."
I got a million... sometimes I wish I could stop.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Canary in a comaPruitt wrote:"Fart" and "heart" has been happening for over 40 years in my mind.
And "gay" for "day" or "say." "Jew" very often gets substituted for "you."
So many more - my mind does a Rude Al Yankovich for just about every pop song that I don't like.
"Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me," a classic. "In The Air Tonight" is "In Your Hair Tonight," "Say You, Say Me," will always be "Hey You, Blow Me." The Heart song mentioned above becomes "How Can I Get Your Big Bone."
I got a million... sometimes I wish I could stop.
Noli Timere Messorem
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We are spirits who look like Milton Berle.EnochRoot wrote:Canary in a comaPruitt wrote:"Fart" and "heart" has been happening for over 40 years in my mind.
And "gay" for "day" or "say." "Jew" very often gets substituted for "you."
So many more - my mind does a Rude Al Yankovich for just about every pop song that I don't like.
"Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me," a classic. "In The Air Tonight" is "In Your Hair Tonight," "Say You, Say Me," will always be "Hey You, Blow Me." The Heart song mentioned above becomes "How Can I Get Your Big Bone."
I got a million... sometimes I wish I could stop.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
- Pruitt
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Is the DoD thinking of anyone in particular?
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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On a related note, there's a Chrome add-on that replies "Shut the hell up Donny" any time the cheeto sends out one of his "well thought out" responses to news or criticisms.brian wrote:https://twitter.com/HalfOnionInABag
Evidently, he was basically live-tweeting the Today show this morning.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?