Wiener's Wiener
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Wiener's Wiener
This guy cracks me the hell up. I don't know how his wife keeps going through with this shit. It's hilarious.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Weiner remains firm but his hand is played out. I was really looking forward to seeing a "Weiner Comes First in Polling" headline.
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I think his wife's kind of sexy too, man. I don't know what it is...maybe the eyes.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Maybe the fact that she'll allow you to dick text randoms.Jerloma wrote:I think his wife's kind of sexy too, man. I don't know what it is...maybe the eyes.
Pack a vest for your james in the city of intercourse
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Sounds like Jerloma would like to be Abedin Huma.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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These fucking assholes deeply believe the top political monkey jobs are their personal property, their right to possess regardless of the lies and other blatantly unethical/immoral behavior. Who can fucking blame them, since voters clearly don't give a fuck and return them to office, despite their crimes and bullshit. I am specifically talking about 95% of the senate, at least 90% of the house, must be a similar percentage of governors and biggest city mayors, and 100% of recent presidents except Carter and Bush I, who lost to bigger liars.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
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Over a long time ago
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Well it's tough when your choices are between this asshole and that asshole.since voters clearly don't give a fuck and return them to office
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Middle Eastern chicks are usually either hot as hell or totally gross. Indian women are the same way. It's bizarre.
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So are Italian women.brian wrote:Middle Eastern chicks are usually either hot as hell or totally gross. Indian women are the same way. It's bizarre.
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When other countries hold elections that provide 'choices' that are no choice at all, we correctly label those countries as not democratic. And those elections are correctly labeled the sham that they are. We even actively encourage boycott of such elections abroad.Jerloma wrote:Well it's tough when your choices are between this asshole and that asshole.
Yet, boycott a sham election in the USA and you are unpatriotic and called worse things. Fuck that.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
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Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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So he offered a 22 year old a job and an apartment.
Methinks this time he's done for good.
The New York times labelled him "serially elusive," a man who "lied" about the first set of texts, a man who is guilty of "sexual misconduct," a man whose explanations are "ridiculous" and "repellant."
The editorial - a brilliant hatchet job by the way, ends with this...
"Mr. Weiner and Ms. Abedin have been saying that his sexual behavior is not the public’s business. Well, it isn’t, until they make it our business by plunging into a political campaign. Mr. Weiner says he is staying in the mayoral race. To those who know his arrogance and have grown tired of the tawdry saga he has dragged the city into, this is not surprising."
Love it. We'll be telling our grandchildren about this clown.
Methinks this time he's done for good.
The New York times labelled him "serially elusive," a man who "lied" about the first set of texts, a man who is guilty of "sexual misconduct," a man whose explanations are "ridiculous" and "repellant."
The editorial - a brilliant hatchet job by the way, ends with this...
"Mr. Weiner and Ms. Abedin have been saying that his sexual behavior is not the public’s business. Well, it isn’t, until they make it our business by plunging into a political campaign. Mr. Weiner says he is staying in the mayoral race. To those who know his arrogance and have grown tired of the tawdry saga he has dragged the city into, this is not surprising."
Love it. We'll be telling our grandchildren about this clown.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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There was an amazing series called Boss in which Kelsey Grammer played the long time mayor of Chicago. A major character in that series was a young (handsome - unlike Weiner) politician with big ambitions named Ben Zajac, a guy who could not stop sleeping with women who weren't his wife.
In the show, his wife hates him yet stays with him because she too craves the power.
Great show... and honestly, I can not think of any other reason why this Huma woman - educated and with a blossoming career of her own - stays with this prick. And it's not like they've been together for 10 or 15 years. My prediction is that if Weiner drops out of the race, the marriage will last a couple of months tops.
And in other news, apparently Weiner will sit down for a one on one interview with noted journalist Geraldo Rivera.
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Get your own "Carlos Danger"-style name!
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I am "Pascual Jeopardy." My wife will never know...
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I am "Pascual Jeopardy." My wife will never know...
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Weird, mine came back "The Sybian."
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
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Mine is "Weiner's Weiner"
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Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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Mariano Menace. But I choose to pronounce that "may-NAH-chay".
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gustavo death.
beat that, motherfuckers.
beat that, motherfuckers.
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Emilio Catastrophe. You can all go home now, thanks for playing.
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Jose Maria Stealth over here... but you didn't notice until I told you.
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Alejandro Covert
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Damn, that's brilliant. Certainly kicks Mariano Menace around the back of the barn. Heck, that out-does Ron Mexico by miles. Cah-tah-STROH-fay. May have to use that one if I ever need to clandestinely check into a seedy motel demanding a suitably passable accent and an unquestionable need for anonymity.Johnny Carwash wrote:Emilio Catastrophe.
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Anthony Weiner Continued Sexting After Resignation ![Image](http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n197/hprmd/onion_logocopy2_zpsabf8608f.jpg)
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“That showing your dick to people thing can be tough to quit.”
Leo Bankins –
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![Image](http://o.onionstatic.com/images/10/10319/3x4/148.hq.jpg?0601)
“What happens between a man and several women and everyone on the internet is none of our business.”
Charlene Yarbrough –
Accupuncturist
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“Is he finally done with all that online nonsense? Because I’d love that username back.”
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Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
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Weiner flaccid in polls.
Weiner, who led the field with 25 per cent in June, has fallen to 16 per cent.
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Miguel Ãngel Scourge
I like it. I should get a jersey of some kind with "Scourge" on the back...
I like it. I should get a jersey of some kind with "Scourge" on the back...
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Felipe Evil.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Apparently, Weiner had an on-line "affair" with a woman named Sydney Leathers.
These names are awesome!
These names are awesome!
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Yea, I was reading about her yesterday. (CNN link, unfortuantely)
This is my favorite line from the write up:
This is my favorite line from the write up:
What!?!? I am shocked (SHOCKED!) at this revelation."Sydney loved him but then she fell out of love with him because the idealized vision in which she had of him was not true, was not the case," he [Colagiovanni] told CNN. "She became disgusted with him after finding out that the person who she thought she was in love with was not indeed that person."
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Well, Sydney and about 40 million other Obama voters"Sydney loved him but then she fell out of love with him because the idealized vision in which she had of him was not true, was not the case," he [Colagiovanni] told CNN. "She became disgusted with him after finding out that the person who she thought she was in love with was not indeed that person."
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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Using 'Michael', I was assigned "Diego Gamble". Just not doing it for me.
So we shorten the input to 'Mike', and then we get.... ALEJANDRO VERBOTEN. Fuck yeah. Definitely using that at some point.
So we shorten the input to 'Mike', and then we get.... ALEJANDRO VERBOTEN. Fuck yeah. Definitely using that at some point.
Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips!
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The West Coast Wiener!
...San Diego Mayor Bob Filner said Friday he will undergo two weeks of counseling after a series of women came forward and claimed the former Democratic congressman made unwanted sexual advances that included groping, kissing and offensive comments...
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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He's just jackin' it in San Diego!sancarlos wrote:The West Coast Wiener!...San Diego Mayor Bob Filner said Friday he will undergo two weeks of counseling after a series of women came forward and claimed the former Democratic congressman made unwanted sexual advances that included groping, kissing and offensive comments...
Totally Kafkaesque
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Let's buy in bulk, I got Sandro ScourgeAussieDave wrote:Miguel Ãngel Scourge
I like it. I should get a jersey of some kind with "Scourge" on the back...
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So when can I start sending Huma some dick pics? I mean, I get the feeling she's left out in this whole matter.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Ah. She has a case of the "Obamas," I see. This is what happens when you support liberals.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Quit isn't the way we roll, motherfuckers!
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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This candidacy died (mercifully) around 8am yesterday. Executioner, Howard Stern. He interviewed one of Weiner's chickies, Sydney Leathers. Devastatingly hilarious. The prior day, Robin and Howard voice-acted out a transcript of one of the phone-sex calls. Stern at the height of his skillz and powers.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…